Misty: Where's the interviewer?
Brock: She said she went to get coffee.
Misty: That was three and a half hours ago!
Brock: Hey, no need to freak out, she'll be back.
Misty: Well what do you expect me to do? She's been gone so long that everyone's-
Ash(sleeping): MAGIKARP! Nooo, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to eat the magical ham, but I was so…hungry.
Misty: …asleep.
Brock: I wonder what he's dre-
Ash(sleeping): Don't…eat me!
Brock and Misty: *sweatdrops*
Gary: *wakes up and punches Ash awake* Dude. Shut up.
Ash: Ow! Gary! *gets up and tackles Gary*
Me(walks in): Umm…Hi?
Misty: Where have you been?
Me: I told y'all, I went to go get coffee.
Misty: Three. Hours. Ago! *turns red from anger* I'll gladly make this story rated M...
Me: Wow! No need to get carried away now! Isn't making me raise the rating a bit harsh? *blows whistle* Up and at 'em people!
*Everyone finally wakes up; Ash and Gary stop fighting and take their seats, glaring at each other*
Me: Alright, now that everyone's awake and not-fighting, lets start this interview shall we?
Dawn: *yawns* Who was fighting about what?
Misty: You don't wanna know.
Me: Time for the first question! From BeatHimUpQuietly-
Paul: Oh, the name makes me feel really safe.
Me: Be quite. This is a question to…Oh, looky here Paul its for you!
Paul: Joy.
Me: Okay, BeatHimUpQuietly: "I dare Paul to tell us about his first girlfriend."
Paul: Just some chick.
Dawn: Aww! Pauly had a girlfriend!
Paul: Did you just call me 'Pauly'?
Me: Elaborate!...Pauly.
Paul: Fine. It was a girl named Aubrey. We we're neighbors for a few years.
All girls: Aw!
Ash: So what happened to her?
Paul: I guess she got bored with me.
Dawn: I'm so sorry, Paul.
Paul: *rolls eyes* Can we move on to the next question. I didn't come here for sympathy.
Brock: Now that I think about it, I didn't even come here for an interview! I got a letter saying Nurse Joy was-
Me: Sorry to interrupt but we are pressured for time! So next we have, Pokemonrul432 who has a question for Misty. "Why don't you go to visit Ash and Brock in Sinnoh?" He also says everyone misses you and that you were the best.
Misty: Aw, Thank you. Well, I just never have time since I'm running the gym.
Ash: Well, can't your sisters run it for a little while?
Brock: Yeah, we do miss you, Mist.
Misty: Leave those three in charge? I have a reputation to live up to. I would love to visit, though…Maybe I will. I don't know.
Me: We also have a special dare from Pokemonrul432 for Jesse-
Jesse: Yes! I'll do whatever it is my fans want.
Me: Anything, huh?
Jesse: Yea!
Me: Okay…Pokemonrul432 dares you to marry James.
James and Jessie: *blushes* What?
Meowth: Ahahaha! I love dis' person! Entertainment and we're only a few minutes into the interview!
May: I call saying the vows!
Drew: *snickers* I don't know. That's an important job, May. Are you sure you can remember how to do it?
May: Yes! *Ahem* Jessie. Do you vow to take James as your lawfully wedded husband, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
Jessie: *glares at May* I'm not-
Me: You said you would do anything for your fans. Plus you have too.
Jessie: Say's who?
Me: Says me...Your contract...And...Tracey lock the door!
*Tracey falls from the ceiling and runs out the door, locking it behind him*
Brock: Tracey? When did he get here?
Me: I told him to come when I got my coffee so that if you guys tried to get out of dares, he would lock the doors before someone made a run for it.
Drew: Smart.
James(takes Jessie's hand): Come on Jess, it's just a dare.
Jessie: *glances at hand and turns slightly red*
May: So...Jessie?
Jessie: Fine, I do.
May: James. Do you vow to take Jessie as your lawfully wedded wife, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
James: I do.
May: You may now kiss the bride!
*Jessie and James lean in and kiss*
Dawn and Misty: Awww!
Me: Aw! Cute. Now sit down.
*May, Jessie, and James sit down*
May: Eee! That was fun!
Me: Well that ends this session.
Ash: We only did three things though.
Drew: Let's be happy that's all we did.
Me: Trust me, there's more dares and questions coming I'm sure. In the meantime though, we'll see you guys next time! Can't wait for more questions and dares guys!
Note: The more questions/dares I get the longer the chapters will be(;