I got screwed over.

Completely and utterly screwed over.

That's the first thing that comes to mind as look around this empty space. You think being a 19 year old cop that just died being in a dark cramp space is weird? So is hearing your new mom's thoughts.

Yeah you read right. New mom. Oh and you also read the hearing your mom's thoughts part too. I already knew this was some weird Buddha stuff about reincarnation and sthick, doesn't mean I like it of course but still. I was go with the flow unless you don't like where the flow's going kind of guy. So I'm dead and I'm going to live again, not that much of bad deal honestly. Now I bet you're asking a few questions.

How'd I get screwed over

How did I die

How do I have a new mom

How can I hear her thoughts

Am I single

For the last one, seeing as I'm dead and never had a relationship, yes I am. As for three and four I have no idea. And on and one and two, that can be answered with a flashback.

~(oo)~

I sighed. Another case, luckily it wasn't anything major, just a petty criminal robbing a convenient store. I looked at the clock and frowned. Past midnight, again. I groaned, "Mom's gonna be pissed." She'd always complain that I'd look older than her by the time I'm 25. She was only 48 but she acted like she had grandkids already. I sighed (again) as I rubbed the tiredness from my eyes. I could start on this case tomorrow, looking for a criminal at night, would be like looking for a needle in a haystack. I got up and stretched, It was time to go home.

I changed out of uniform and packed my stuff. "By Stacie", I said as I walked to the door. Stacie was like a secretary. She takes orders for coffee sometimes food. She wasn't uptight, she was pretty laid-back. So much so if she hadn't backhanded Officer Sanders for getting touchy on her first day we would've thought she was a hippie. She also handled front desk work which I usually see her when I come in or out of the station. "See you Les." She said not looking up from her computer. I huffed as I walked out. Rude.

I walked down the street looking at my shoes mostly. If I were being honest I would rather stay to work on the petty criminal case. It's not like I don't like spending time with my family, it's just I can't stand my little sister Janelle. Especially when she rants about Percy Jackson. Some kid in a fictional series about him stopping armageddon with a bunch douches in the sky ready to kill him if he's too much trouble. "What's so awesome about a guy that doesn't exist?" And I almost got killed by my sister. For a guy. That didn't exist.

You'd think I'd be worth more seeing as I do exist. *sigh*

Anyway I learned the answer to my question after she made me the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. I guess I could respect the guy, doesn't mean I have to like him.

I was going to keep sulking until I heard something. I looked up to see a Raven. "Hmm.. weird." You didn't really see Ravens in Georgia. It looked at me before it started to preen it's feathers. I wonder why. I mean they looked pretty clean, but then again I'm not the bird so who knows.

"CAW!" It cried before leaving. It left as soon as it came. I honestly wished I had known why it came, but I guess it thought I looked funny or something.

I was going to keep walking when i heard someone yell.

"Help!" It came from an dark alley. And I was gonna go in there. Welp here goes nothing!~(oo)~

And that's how I died. I would tell you exactly how I died, but that's still a fresh wound.

I'm still where ever I am. Waiting to get out of here cause the psychic connection I got with this lady is giving me headache. Who ever my new mom is she's a freaking genius. Her thoughts are like that answer to a question you know but cant remember. Or going to highschool and seeing how much stuff you have to remember on the first day.

Basically me being kind of stupid I don't know what she's talking about.

*sigh* I wonder how long I can be here before I'm smarter than Einstein.

*a few months later*

I was asleep before a bright light hit my face.

At first I thought it was Janelle being a brat and opening my blinds. Then I started to cry because 1) I remembered that I died, and 2) that light freaking hurt.

I was going to keep crying then someone held me. It would've been comforting if it wasn't a giant blob look ready eat me. Wait. . .

"AAAAAWAAAAAAAAAH" I WAS GONNA GET EATEN HOLY SHIT! I JUST GOT HERE AND IM DIE!!!??!!???

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Be quiet, Child, you are alright." The— I'm guessing— lady blob giant said.

I stopped crying and looked at her (even though I could barely see her) as if she just said the stupidest thing I ever heard. Which she did. I don't see her about to get eaten!

"OH MY GODS THENA LOOK AT HIS FACE!!" I heard someone cackle. Another girl I couldn't see.

"I think you offended him, Athena." A buff dude with a hammer(?) said.

"Maybe he's upset he isn't in my marvelous presence." Egotistical douche located. Said male came into view, making me cringe. Too bright.

"The only thing 'marvolous' about you dear brother is that you're dumber than you look. Which is great feat for any god or goddess." I think I like that girl.

"Why are you so mean to me Arty?!" The bright dude said crying dramatically.

Is it me or is this like a weird version of the Brady Bunch? Wait, Arty, Athena? Are their parents into Greek Mythology or something?

This is getting freaky, even the giant blob lady or Athena looks irritated.

"Maybe the little guy wants a toy?" Another dude, in an UPS uniform, I think. Which contrasting with the white rock of the walls? Marble? Where the hell am I? Is my new family rich?

Great, I hope I don't end up like Bruce Wayne or worse.

"I assure you all that my son is fine. Though he does seem curious." Athena said. Guess she caught me looking at her weird family.

"So what are you going to name him Thena?" The one who cackled earlier said.

"That is for his mortal parent to decide. Frederick Chase shall raise him until he's ready."

Dickbag. I blinked. That's what Janelle called a parent of one of the main characters. I can't believe I remembered that, but. . . What was their name?

They were in the books obviously. They were with Percy and that goat dude. Super smart. Hated spiders. Daughter of—

My eyes widened. Annabeth Chase. Daughter of Athena and Frederick Chase. Except I'm Annabeth but a boy apparently.

If my sister knew I was going to ruin her favorite series she'd kill me.

Aaaaand DONE!! 1228 WORDS BABY!! SHABOOM *explosions in the sky* IT'S BEEN LIKE A MONTH AND I FINALLY GOT THE FIRST CHAPTER! IM AN OFFICIAL AUTHOR! EVEN IF MY CHAPTERS SUCK!

Ok but Ill probably update like once or twice a month cause school and im lazy. I might even update three times.

Now a disclaimer.

I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON JUST MY OCS' AND MINOR PLOT CHANGES

Also if anyone's actually reading this could be a beta reader? Idk how it works really but I'd appreciate it. Also there might be a lot wrong in this chapter if you see it please and do my best to fix it. I tried and sort of succeeded. Anyway Buh bye for now