Tsubaki: Yay!! Someone sent in some dares! Whoo!!
Phoenix: * stares at Tsubaki as if she has gone mental*
Tsubaki: Don't you dare look at me as I went mental! *whips phoenix*
Phoenix: ow! That is hurt even more than Franziska whipping me!
Tsubaki: who cares! *whips Phoenix again*
Phoenix: OW!!
Tsubaki: VIOLA!!! My paper of dares?!
Viola: Here you go… it is…hee…hee…hee…fascinating.
Tsubaki: *smiles evilly* it is fascinating.
Viola: It is from Dragonridingattorney and it said,
All
right. I want to guess star, but I only want to show up and
give dares or Here are some dares" That
is all I have for now. Update soon!
whatever to the characters.
Name:
Rose
Personality: Calm, cool, and collected, but also has a wild
side. Someone
that people love to be around. Enjoys
peace and quiet.
Appearance: Looks similar to Adrian Andrews, but
with shorter hair and is a
bit taller. (I think that I look
like Adrian a bit).
Crushes: It depends:
Real Life -
nope
Phoenix Wright world - Matt Engarde is pretty sweet. So
is Diego.
1. I dare Phoenix and
Franziska to kiss for a minute straight. No cheating!
(I
got that one from a different fic - book fic - and I just loved
it).
2. Have Adrian tell Matt how wonderful he is for a full
minute (torture!)
3. Have Apollo sing the Barbie girl song.
Tsubaki: hee…hee…hee… I will! Viola!! Meet your new apprentice. Rose!
Viola: apprentice?
Rose: whoa… Adrian Andrews? In the flesh?!
Adrian: It seems like I have two fans.
Tsubaki and Rose: you bet your ass you do!
Franziska: Language!
Tsubaki: pshh…
Phoenix: I have to do what?!
Tsubaki: it is a dare birdbrain.
Franziska: I refused to kiss anyone with cheap styles!
Wellington: oh, so you hate straight men, is that what you are saying?
Franziska: No, stop that at once!
Wellington: well then, you can be a lesbian all you want.
Tsubaki: Language Mr. Wellington! *Holds whip evilly*
Wellington: As if you can whip me. If you do, then I am going to have to call the police. I do
have a cell phone.
Tsubaki: cell phones here do not work here. And one more outburst like that and you will be sleeping with the fishes! Do I make myself clear?
Wellington: ha! *whipped and cut off*
Tsubaki: DO I make myself clear?
Wellington: …Yes ma'am…
Franziska: grrr… *kissed Phoenix for a minute roughly*
Phoenix: … *fetal position*
Maya: man up Phoenix! Come on, it is only a kiss.
Phoenix: …y-yeah,... i-it is...
Rose: ok Adrian, your turn. Oh and Mr. Engarde, you look wonderful.
Adrian: *grumbles*
Matt: like thanks. *smiles sheepishly* and also getting praises from my ex-manager, this day is awesome!
Adrian: well Mr. Engarde, you are um… a wonderful person who respects other people and are, very nice…
Matt: and?
Adrian: and… You are the best steel samurai actor so far and the best actor that I have been a manager ever…
Matt: like thanks!
Adrian: *runs to the bathroom and threw up in the toilet*
Maya: *sweat drop* then I guess it was that bad…
Phoenix: *nods*
Tsubaki: *smiles* oh Polly!
Apollo: no…No! No! No! I am not going to sing!
Tsubaki: really? Not even when Trucy's life depends on it?
Trucy: Polly! Help! *being tied to a rope and getting lowered to a pit of Jean Armstrongs*
Apollo: fine! *clears throat* I'm a Barbie girl
in
the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush
my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your
creation
Come on, barbie, lets go party
Im a barbie
girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can
brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your
creation
Im a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress
me up, take your time, Im your dollie
Youre my doll, rock and
roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there,
hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say Im
always yours, oooh whoa
Im a barbie girl in the barbie
world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come
on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go
party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha,
yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Make me
walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star,
I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it
again
Hit the town, fool around, lets go party
You can
touch, you can play
You can say Im always yours
You can touch,
you can play
You can say Im always yours
Come on, barbie,
lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party,
oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come
on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Im a barbie girl in the
barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my
hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Im
a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its
fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on,
barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go
party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha,
yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Apollo…
All…*laughs hysterically*
Apollo: *blushing*st-stop laughing!
Trucy: Polly! That was amazing! You almost sound like the real deal!
Apollo: *blushing a darker shade of red*
Tsubaki: hahahahahaha! *falls to the floor laughing and rolling around* that was pure gold there! Ha-ha!
Franziska… is that it? No more foolish dares?
Wellington: I think it is. In addition, no dare for me, for shame you readers.
Tsubaki: what did I just said Mr. Wellington?!
Wellington: I will be good….
Tsubaki: well, it is the end of the chapter here! In addition, thanks for being here! Have a nice
day! Thanks!
Trucy: send us more dares! Please! My life depends on it!
Tsubaki: no. that is Phoenix's life.
Trucy: Oh, ok.
END OF CHAPTER 1