Episode 2
Thank you for calling the Fiend Fighters, I thank you all. With that and the money Oroachimaru paid me, I had more than enough money to buy a new studio and house. Si with more safer people around me, here's episode 2 of What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar- Naruto Style.Kabuto: I would kill Sasuke.
( Kunoichi: What is up with all these people killing one another)
Kabuto: I must kill him because he's the only thing standing or, sleeping in the way of my happiness with Oroachimaru.
( Kunoichi: Can you repeat that, a little bit louder)
Kabuto: I said that Sasuke is in my way of me and my man!
(Kunoichi: Told you Naruto! You owe me 5 thousand dollars! I knew he was gay for Snaky)
Tsunade: I would be ... in the music video "Lady Marmalade; Moulin Rouge" I t always had a calling for me.
( Kunoichi: You speak French?)
Tsunade: No.
( Kunoichi: Hook me up with your little brother and you get hooked up with a remix with the singers)
Tsunade: Deal- shakes hands-
Shizune: I would go to the mall with Kabuto.
( Kunoichi: You like him?)
Shizune: No, I heard he have great taste in lingerie. He's so colour coordinated.
( Kunoichi: I know he was the one who bought me that sleep wear for my birthday, he made me a dress last year)
Shizune: The blue one with the sash?!
(Kunoichi: Yes!)
Shizune: Really? Oh ,Kabuto and I are so going shopping.
( Kunoichi: I'm coming to)
Iruka: I would , I dunno, rip the Kyubi out of Naruto and serve that as ramen.
( Kunoichi: So dark and fiendish Iruka)
Iruka: Would they call a dark and fiendish man gay?
( Kunoichi: Sadly yes, I think they should be called mentally disturbed. tsk And you was one of my fav character )
Iruka: Dam-----
-missing scene-
Mizuki: I would----
( Kunoichi: Sorry that's all the time we have for" Wannabe Villains Who Got Cut From The Series In The First Episode.")
Mizuki: But, I'll be back...
(And you think we carebeside Mizuki fans)
Haku: I would get some therapy.
( Kunoichi: Oh! For being gender confus--)
Haku: For my aching feet, do you know how hard it is to battle Anbu Blacks Ops in these heels?! You were saying?
( Kunoichi: ... Um, no, but take these two tickets for Oprah and Dr. Phil, tell the Kunoichi sent first class.)
Haku: Thanks, you know I always wanted to met Oprah .
( Kunoichi: Enjoy, enjoy. )
Zabuza: I would change my name free Zabuza Momochi to Mr. Poofy Pajama Pants.
(Kunoichi: Why? )
Zabuza: It may be 200 7, but its still the 80s to me.
(Kunoichi: Okay.)
Asuma: I--
( Kunoichi: If about Kurenai , it must be K+.)
Asuma: Never mind.
( Kunoichi: Dude, you sicken me.)
Konohamaru: I would become Hokage!
Naruto: Why didn't I think of that.
(Kunoichi: Cuz' your the dumb lovable character that of the series, bad things must happen to you.)
Naruto: That... doesn't make any sense.
( Kunoichi:... Naruto, you already had your interview please exit the set now.)
Yodaime: I would tell my son, Naruto the way of how to get a girl, the key is to
( Kunoichi: Oh sorry I forgot to pay the production fee and the light bill, so---)
Naruto: No! Dad, tell me! uses the rasengan as a light ? Where's my dad?
Kyubi: burp Oops , I did it again.
Naruto: Nooooooo!!! You ate my daddy! And how did you get out of my body?
Kyubi: Sasuke killed me remember, I'm somewhat related to a cat, so I have 9 lives, but more like 9 tails, which is now 8.
Naruto: But if you "died" then am I supposed to be dead as well?
Kyubi: ...Well...
Naruto: Oh I get it! I had the 9 tails in me so I'm like a cat as well, so the whiskers are good for something after all...so cool!
Kyubi: No Naruto, only I am the 9 lives fox now.
Naruto: ...So... do I die now for asking to much questions and finding out the weird truth?
Kyubi: Yeah pretty much.
Naruto: Oh okay, and tell Hinata , I love her and to you my show's fans, did you ever wonder why you haven't seen much of Anko around after the exams? Well say hello to K.J! Good little offspring of crazy examination lady and perverted sensei reading guy... BLEA! this was the "end" of Naruto.
( Kunoichi: Oh crap of my life! I mean, "All should know he's just a sleeping guy." or, " Your son is jus sleeping Yodaime." Yeah he's not dead, he's just sleeping untill the end of the interviews. )
-End Of Episode 2-