++++A/U where the villages and organizations are rival/ally clubs on streets close to one another. All Jutsus are intact, all dead people are...dead. RIP Asuma...he was really cool. Itachi is dead just because...he would mess up everything cause he's so annoying and disturbing to write. REVIEW PLEASE!!! I'M TOO PROUD TO BEG BUT PLEAASE REVIEW!! and enjoy++++
Kiba was having a really bad week.
It was just terrible, the kind of week that makes other people snap at everyone and glare like the world was ending and it was the other person's fault.
For one thing, the cats in the neighborhood kept him awake at night all week with their excessive mating calls.
He hated cats, their smell, their huge glistening eyes...it made him want to just piss on them. As crude as that is, he really wanted to piss on them. At least they wouldn't smell as bad anymore. Akamaru had it easy, he was at his sister's house for the next few weeks. That was probably a good idea. Akamaru hated cats more than he did, the dog would bite their heads off if they even mewed at him.
Cats are not normal, he thought walking down the street, they're always up to something, the sneaky bastards.
At that time of morning, almost no one was out and about. The part of town he lived in loved the night life so much they slept in all day. Some of his neighbors didn't work and if they did, their jobs were at clubs like his.
Life was one huge party, might as well milk all the fun while it lasts.
The sun was just barely rising, an orange orb surrounded by gray clouds. A cool breeze moved past him and struck him as hard as a morning shower.
Kiba's alarm clock ran three hours earlier than it should, scaring the hell out of him. He was just lying there, dreaming about a super model he saw on television that night...butt naked, when a huge blaring noise erupted right next to his ear. He jumped up as if expecting an attack from the Blood Moon or Sound of Seduction cronies. The moment he saw the clock, it looked so innocent, he wanted to hit somebody. His entire being trembled with unexpected adrenaline, coursing through his veins so hard it hurt. The tattoo faced man growled deep in his chest before getting up off the bed. As if the stupid cats weren't enough...
On his way to Hidden in the Smoke, he remembered the day after next was his sister's birthday. He didn't really forget it but sometimes, it seems like, the brain just spontaneously remembers something out of the blue. Like the time he was at the club when he remembered he forgot to put the seat down the last time he was over at Hinata's apartment.
Maybe it was just him...
For that he needed the next two days off. His sister lived on the other side of the state and the journey took more than a day. But he had to open the club the day of his sister's birthday; he needed someone to cover his shift as well. The most likely candidates that would do him the favor was the person who had to open the next day.
Ofcourse, he had no idea who that person was.
The club was dark and sensual that early in the morning, almost all the lights were turned off and natural light filtered in through the doors and windows. During it day, if was a lounge or cafe of some sorts, where college students and fellow friends came to chat and get caught up in gossip. During the night time, it was the explosive bomb it was. Things got a little NC-17 after twelve a.m, only then was the eighteen and over admittance in play.
Hinata was flipping through a magazine by one Neji's bar, probably something girly like beauty "secrets" or a tabloid. What a waste of perfect paper. She was wearing loose jeans and a white t-shirt that barely covered over her belly button. All girls dressed semi-casual during the day; during the night...a person just has to be there.
"Hey Hinata", he said walking over to her.
The Hyuuga looked up and smiled at him shyly.
Damn if she wasn't Naruto's I would hit that, the thought always came to him in the most unusual times. "Do you know who is suppose to open tomorrow?"
She frowned sadly then said, "I don't know but I think it's Sakura's turn".
Kiba knodded and starting walking to the storage room on the other side of the club when he stopped,"Do you know where she is?".
A blush appeared on her face," Just keep walking".
Ohh...no need to explain. Most of the couples had taken the liberty of having their own "spots". The place the two would meet to talk or whatever, Kiba really didn't care. The only question he wanted answered was why Sakura and Sasuke picked the storage room. Out of all the interesting places in the club, they picked the own with the plates, cups and napkins? They left a mess in there every time they finished with...whatever. Napkins torn and littered the floor, plates and cups smashed into shards. No one said anything because they were two of the bosses and could get homicidal very quickly. Besides, as long as they had fun and used protection, not complains were issued.
Without a second thought he opened the door to the storage room but was stopped from coming in.
"What do you want?", the voice said. Sasuke was out of breath, wonder what he was doing...
"Is Sakura there?", Kiba asked trying to open the door further.
But the pale man held it firm, "What do you think?". Kiba frowned and crossed his arms, he had no time for games.
Suddenly the pick haired woman appeared in the doorway...in her bra. If it was any other woman in the world, Kiba would have said something but it was Sakura...Sasuke practically always had her in her bra.
It's pink today, he noticed, the color of her hair.
Her low rider jeans didn't help the situation either.
Kiba cocked his head to the side, I didn't know she wore a thong...must be Sasuke's doing. Apparently, he liked it when she dressed kinky...too much information.
Sasuke, not liking the look Kiba was giving, wrapped an arm around her waist. He was also shirtless, that disturbed him more. Were shirts always the first things to go with them?
"What is it Kiba?", her voice was sweet, even in that situation. She must of been having a good time because the Sakura he knew would of raised hell at being interrupted.
"Are you suppose to open tomorrow?".
"No", she said as Sasuke started to nibble on her neck. Could they please not do that in front of him? Live porn was not healthy so up-close. Seeing Sasuke so affectionate made him want to hurl something at his head. What the hell happened to the rule breaker? The rebel of the group? Just like Shikamaru, Sasuke was whipped.
"Shikamaru i-". Before she even finished talking she was pulled back into the room and the door slammed shut.
A click could be heard and also a feminine giggle, they were going to be in there for a while.
Shikamaru was not due to come into the club until later that day, so Kiba phoned him from the club phone. It seemed to ring forever until it was picked up. "Hello?", the voice was breathy and seemed to have problem breathing.
"Ino?", he asked, a confused expression on his face, "Did I dial the wrong number?".
It took a while for her to return but then, "Shikama...ru's house phone, right number", she seemed to moan at the end.
Kiba was getting a real earful. "Can you put Shikamaru on?".
The phone seemed to fall out of her grasp and land on the floor, the sound vibrated to Kiba's ear.
Shikamaru's name could be heard over and over on the other line.
Then a voice answered, "What is it Kiba, I'm busy".
Kiba sighed, "Is it your turn to open tomorrow?".
"Ino...",the other man growled into the phone while the hellcat continued her skillful hand movements.
"Ay!", Kiba yelled, audio porn was not cool, "Stay with me Shikamaru! Do you have to open or not?".
Shikamaru groaned, "Make me deaf why don't you. No I don't open, Neji does, now go away".
The dial tone could be hear, ringing continuously in his head long after that.
Kiba contained himself enough so he wouldn't scream, didn't anyone know who opened the next day.
"Are you alright Kiba?", asked Hinata from her place, titling her head in his direction.
"Yes Hinata I am, where is your cousin?".
"Neji?", she asked, deep in thought, "I think he's at his apartment with Tenten".
"Do you have his number", Hinata knodded and handed Kiba her cell phone. After finding his number, he dialed it and was surprised when the man actually picked up.
"Yes Hinata?", he asked into the phone, he sounded as if he just awoke.
"It's not Hinata, it's Kiba".
Neji sighed, "What do you want and why do you have Hinata's phone?". Another voice could be heard in the background, asking Neji who was it. Was there anyone out there in the world that wasn't sexin' so early in the morning?
"Is that Tenten? Did you at least use protection?", Kiba let a laugh penetrate his system. He savored the moment, for if he said that in real life Neji would have him in a headlock. The male Hyuuga was just so fun to tease. Precious moments like those were meant to be remembered forever, so he could tease Neji in front of his offspring in the future.
The white eyed man growled, "So help me Kiba if you do not put down the phone and walk away I will strangle you until you turn as red as your markings. Is that clear?".
Kiba laughed again, "You can't threaten me over the phone "Neji-baby", so do you open tomorrow?".
Neji's animalistic growling grew louder, "Do not push me Inuzuka". Uh oh, he was really in trouble when Neji stopped using contractions and used surnames. Except when it came to Sasuke, but they never said each others first names.
"Oh Neji, he's just fooling. Good morning Kiba", Tenten took the phone away from him and spoke, leaving the fuming man with unsaid threats on the tip of his tongue.
"Hey Tenten, do you know if Neji opens tomorrow?".
"No he doesn't in fact, Naruto opens tomorrow".
Kiba looked over to Hinata who was now in the company of said crazy blonde, "Are you sure?".
"Positive", she said, "Now good bye Kiba, you seemed to have made Neji pretty mad. I have to calm him down before we go to work, bye". Kiba marched over to the blonde and then handed Hinata her phone, glaring at Naruto.
"Uhh hi Kiba, how's it going", Kiba's stare was beginning to scare him.
"Do you open tomorrow?".
"Of course".
"Can you open the next day too? I know it's my turn but I need to visit my sister and you know how far away she lives".
Naruto knodded in understanding, "Sure Kiba, just promise to bring me some cake". All that trouble, all the porn, all the uncomfortable moments...just for that?
Kiba was having a really really bad week. He needed a drink or three, an exotic dancer and some Advil so he wouldn't be hung-over on his trip.