PB/N- Mkay! Heys all! I got bored… and I wrote this and posted it… yeah. I own nothing, except the crazy plotline, and my insane moments!
"Edwarrd! What would happen if you bit a person with bad eyesight?" Bella whined.
He shrugged. "Dunno. Let's find out!" He used his magical powers to magically make a girl with long brown hair and thick glasses appear. She looked shocked.
"Hi! I'm Nicky! You're Edward, and you're Bella, so Jasper must be here somewhere! Jasper!" she shouted. Jasper came rushing down the stairs.
"What's up?" he asked, looking at her. She threw herself at him.
"I love you!" she sobbed into his chest.
"But… I'm with Alice." He said, bewildered.
"So? Who needs her? Marry me!" she exclaimed.
He shrugged. "Okay."
"Cool! Now, bite me!" Carlisle magically appeared, bit her, and disappeared again. She writhed in pain on the floor, while everyone watched. Five seconds later, she popped up, and her glasses flew off her face.
"Hey! I can see again! Without my glasses! Hooray! Let's go hunting!" she ran out the back door, Jasper following. Alice came down the stairs.
"Anyone see Jasper?" she asked. Edward looked at Bella, then Alice.
"Err… I… ate him?" Edward said. Alice narrowed her eyes, and let out a warning growl.
Bella rolled her eyes. "He went hunting." She said, trying to hide that he went with the other girl. Jasper and Nicky came bounding back in, Nicky covered in blood, her eyes magically already golden, with a giant diamond ring on her left ring finger. Nicky bounded over to Alice.
"Let's go shopping! And you can give me makeovers whenever you want!" She said.
Alice narrowed her eyes, checking Nicky out. "I guess so! And I'll like, totally like, disregard the fact that you, like, totally stole my husband!" And they all skipped off happily into the sunset, all sparkling, except for Bella, cause she's a lame human. The End!
PB/N- like I said, totally random, cause I got really really really bored…. Review before I have a spazz attack!