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Disclaimer: Kim Possible and related are the property of Disney which, contrary to common belief, I do not own. The movie 'Honey, I blew up the kid' is also owned by Disney, any relation between the movie and this story is purely coincidental and completely intentional.
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Chapter 2: An Unfortunate Switch-up
Despite what Jim and Tim were thinking, Monkey Fist had not yet given up. From the hideout in the tree he shared with the monkeys, he had seen the twin boys putting the sleeping Hanna to bed.
Seeing his chance, the villain carefully opened the window and picked up the sleeping girl. He wrapped her in a blanket and quickly ran off with his monkey minions. He estimated it would take a couple of hours before the boys would check up on the girl again.
Without trouble, they reached their hidden plane and quickly were up in the air.
After a short while into the flight, the pilot monkey got Monkey Fist's attention and pointed at the fuel indicator.
"Yes I know we're running low, we'll make a pit stop. Head for 'the villains hideout'."
About an hour later, the banana shaped plane landed on a nondescript airfield that was frequently used by many villains. It didn't have many facilities, but it was well hidden, despite its name, and that was what mattered most to Monkey Fist.
When the monkey lord walked out of his plane, he spotted a black and green jet waiting to be refueled. "So, Shego is here as well, I hope that won't delay our refueling."
Monkey Fist took his 'package' out of the plane so the airfield workers wouldn't accidentally wake up the Han when they refueled the plane.
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Shego quickly walked through the small airfield, refuelling would take some time, time she didn't really have with Kim on her tail. Impatient she sat down on the bench next to Monkey Fist while she waited for her jet to be refuelled.
They didn't waste time talking, the green skinned villainess and the simian villain were no enemies, but they had never bothered to have any interest in each other's lives or crimes.
Finally, the workers approached them and told that the planes had been refuelled. Sighing in relief, Shego picked up her package and walked to the plane.
"Am I imagining things or is the money getting heavier?" Shego did not bother to check under the cloth she had put over her stolen goods and just tossed it in the back of her plane.
Monkey Fist was just wondering why Hanna seemed lighter as he saw Shego's plane fly off. Suddenly he realised that their packages had been lying very close together, ripping off the cloth he only found a bag filled with money.
"Monkey ninjas assemble," he commanded, "we have to find out where Shego is going and get the Han back from her. Meanwhile, we can use this money to pay for the fuel."
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"Dr. D. I'm back," Shego wrestled with the pack she was carrying, wondering if she was getting crazy or that the money was really getting heavier.
"Good Shego," Drakken walked into the living area, "how much money did you get?"
"I don't know yet," Shego grinned, "it's pretty heavy, so I guess it's a lot. Lets count it."
Shego removed the cloth, but it revealed not a bag full of money but a wrapped up blanket. When the villainess removed the blanket she saw the young girl sleeping in it.
"What the…" Shego took a step back, "how?"
"Shego," Drakken looked very fearful, "why did you kidnap Ron's baby sister?"
"I didn't, I… you know the buffoon's name?"
"Yes, sometimes I remember it," Drakken growled, "now what about the baby, I know it's her, the buffoon took her several times when he and Kim Possible foiled my plans."
"But how did she get… Monkey Fist."
"What about him?" Drakken asked.
"He was there as well," Shego explained, "at the airport, we must have accidentally switched bags."
"This could be bad," Drakken said.
"Yeah," Shego agreed, "Kimmie was still on my tail when I got away, she might have followed me here."
"We can't have her think we took the baby girl," Drakken told, "we'll hide her in your room until Monkey Fist comes here and we can trade."
"Why in my room?" Shego demanded.
"You'd rather hide her in my room?"
"Good point," Shego picked up the sleeping Hanna and carried her to her room, "Is it me or is this baby getting heavier?"
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Meanwhile, Kim and Ron had caught up with Shego's trail and were approaching the lair.
"I'm telling you, it's not real," Kim said as she tried to open the door, to her surprise it was not locked.
"Why not?" Ron asked while the two teens entered, "Because they don't fight like you do?"
"No, because they fake it all," Kim sighed, "Pro-wrestling is a hoax, those moves they pull don't even work for real."
They spotted Drakken at the same moment he spotted them, "Shego!"
"Coming," Shego smirked as she walked into the room, "long time no see Kimmie, wanna go for another round?"
"Always," Kim smirked, "as long as you're going to hand that money back."
"Yeah right."
Soon the two women were trading kicks and punches.
Ron watched the fight for a few seconds before he picked up their previous argument, "so are you saying that what you and Shego do is also fake?"
"Aargh," Kim groaned, "let it go." She dodged Shego and got a step away from the villainess. "Do you really think that such a silly throw you see on TV will actually work?"
To prove her point, Kim grabbed Shego around her waist as the woman was about to attack. Kim bent backwards and swung Shego over her head, all the while holding on to her.
Shego let out a surprised yelp when Kim pulled this unusual stunt, then she hit her head on the ground, hard, knocking her out a bit.
"Oops," Kim looked surprised at Shego who was laying semi-consciously on the ground, "I guess it did work."
"I told you so," Ron grinned.
"Why did you do that?" Shego groaned, feeling too dizzy to stand up.
"Sorry, I thought such a stupid trick would never work," Kim apologised.
"Its not stupid," Ron said.
"Ron," Kim sighed, "That it worked once doesn't mean…"
BEEB BEEB BEEEB BEEB
"Hold that thought, what's up Wade… Jim? Tim?"
From her position on the ground Shego was not able to follow the other side of the conversation, but it was sure that it didn't make Kim happy.
"He did WHAT?" Kim practically shouted, "Why? How?"
"What happened?" Ron asked.
"Monkey Fist kidnapped Hanna."
"WHAT?" Ron's outburst ran shivers up Shego's back; it felt Zorpox all over again.
"That's it," Kim growled, "that's where I draw the line, kidnappers get no mercy from me. I'm going to get the money back from Drakken and Shego and then we'll show that monkey freak."
The two villains were shocked by Kim's level of anger. Even when Kim had kicked Shego into the antenna tower during the Diablo plan had she not looked this angry.
"Okay Shego, hand over the money," Kim demanded, "we got other business to take care of."
Shego's eyes grew wide, Monkey Fist had the money and surely Kim would go look for it if she didn't give it right away, and then she'd find Hanna. And Shego doubted she would be able to talk herself out of this situation with Kim and Ron in their current condition.
"I'll get it," Drakken said. He walked away and came back a few minutes later carrying a large bag filled with money.
Kim looked suspiciously at the money, "hey, this is not the money that was stolen."
"Yeah, yeah," Shego mumbled, "we used it all up before you came in. This is our own cash, take the amount I stole and leave."
"Well… don't let it happen again," Kim was confused by Drakken and Shego's willingness to part with their money, "we have to go now, we have to kick some monkey butt."
"Oh yeah," Ron cracked his knuckles, "anyone who messes with my sister will learn not to mess with my sister."
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A/N: I hope you liked this chapter, please R&R.