Luigi4life vs. Freddy vs. Jason
(L4L is in bed ready to go to sleep)
Luigi4life: Time to go to sleep.
(L4L goes to sleep and starts dreaming; L4L's in a boiler room)
Luigi4life: Wait a minute, I thought I was sleeping? And where am I?
(A scratching sound is made by Freddy's claw)
Freddy: Well Luigi4life, you are dreaming, and you're in my world now.
Luigi4life: Well no offense, but your world sucks!
Freddy: What!? You know what, it doesn't matter. The point is you to fear me!
Luig4life: You're wearing a Christmas sweater and a fedora. How am I supposed to be afraid of you?
Freddy: Then I'll find someone to make you fear.
(Jason walks next to L4L)
Luigi4life: Oh! This guy! I know this! Jason long time no see! You haven't been at work for weeks.
(Jason shrugs)
Luigi4life: You're out killing people. I know. One day we're gonna get Mike one day!
(Jason and L4L high five)
Luigi4life: Yeah he's my friend.
Freddy: What!? Fine, I'll do the job myself!
(Freddy teleported in front L4L)
Luigi4life: Ah! How did you do that?
(Freddy raises his claw to kill L4L but Jason stops him and raises his machete)
Luigi4life: Guys stop it. This is not what we do in my dreams. Jason, I've known you for a very long time, and you don't kill people in front of me. But one day we'll get Mike. And you new guy, what's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Krueger.
Luigi4life: "Krueger?" What's that German? Russian? Scottish?
(Freddy raises his claw only to find out this claws turned into regular gloves)
Freddy: What?!
Luigi4life: Now let's go have some fun!
(The scene changes to the three of them playing basketball; L4L threw a basketball and it made it through the hoop)
In case any of you are wondering if I like to play basketball I do.