Blaine had gotten to school a tiny bit earlier so he could meet Kurt at his locker before classes started. Blaine was chuffed with himself and his t-shirt, he had the perfect word. So when Kurt sauntered down the hallway wearing his usual skin-tight jeans Blaine's features twitched into a smirk.

"And why are you looking so proud of yourself?" Kurt asked opening his locker, looking at Blaine from the corner of his eye.

"I found the perfect thing to go on my t-shirt for Glee!" He said it much like an enthusiastic toddler that had just had cake placed in front of him.

"Do tell?" Kurt said, the corner of his lips twitching as he shut his locker and leaned against it.

Blaine licked his lips and grabbed the two sides of his cardigan, "Ready?"

Kurt rolled his eyes but answered nonetheless, "Yes!"

"Okay," Blaine said chuckling. He slowly jiggled on his feet swaying his body left and right.

"Blaine, you're such a dork," Kurt said laughing. Blaine finally opened his shirt with a "BAM!"

Kurt's smile faltered as he read this bold print which read HOBBIT.

"Don't you think it's funny?" Blaine asked looking down at his t-shirt, laughing to himself.

"I-uh, it's just..."

"I was thinking about what Santana said about me being a midget and everything so I kind of thought this was perfect, hobbit. Also, I love lord of the rings, so it's just a plus really-"

"Really, Blaine?"

"How can you not like Lord Of The Rings, Kurt?"

Kurt narrowed his eyes at Blaine, "I just didn't think that you would choose... That."

Blaine frowned, "Oh." There was an awkward stare between the two boys and finally Blaine decided to speak, "Well I can change it if you want me to-"

"No, it's fine," Kurt said in a tone that clearly stated that it wasn't fine, "Just stick with that."

He turned and walked away, shifting his book bag on his shoulder leaving Blaine standing baffled by his locker. He glanced around and did up the large buttons on his cardigan, not wanting to start some sort of hobbit rumours about him as he'd definitely had those before. With a sigh he simply concluded that he'd have to think of something better to dazzle Kurt with.