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Jog the memory time: "The boss wants to see you." I heard and saw both twins say in unison.

Let's begin . . .

I stared at the two obviously brain washed twins, 'Or maybe their brains need to be washed. They do if these two think I am going to go with them.'

I looked, unblinking at the two redheads, obviously freaking them out a bit. I smirked in my head, I love doing that. "Please, tell your boss that I will not see him today. If your boss wants to meet with me, he will have to work around my schedule. I would gladly plan a meeting some other day. So, to put it in lemans terms, tell him and yourselves to get a life and please leave me alone."

The two looked at my slack-jawed. I maintained a monotone, polite voice throughout my little monologue. While they were shocked I cleaned up my papers and frowned slightly when I saw my incomplete drawing and my frown deepened when I saw a slightly astray line where I had begun my window. I gently closed my book and placed it, carefully, into my bag. 'I want my satchel back! Okay, forget about school regulations for once. I will find a loophole for the no excess items. I am incomplete without my precious satchel!'

I walked down the hill slowly, leaning backwards, so as not to tumble down. When I reached the bottom of the hill I felt large hands grab my upper arms. I froze suddenly and know my tri-colored eyes freeze over with fear. I slowly craned my brunette head up to meet the face of my captor. I saw the gray eyes and dark head of the tall male that accompanied the short, bubbly blonde that I met this morning.

I heard the laughing of two despicable redheads. "We came prepared Kung-Fu Lady! Mori-sempai take her away." The two made a 'Shoo-shoo' motion with their hands. I ran through my memories and mind for where his hands were and the situation I am in to find a way to get out of the situation. 'He has my arms and not my wrists, so . . . Ja!'

I looked ahead and saw that I was just about to reach concrete. 'I don't want to hurt myself or the big guy so it's now or never.' I quickly brought my arms up then down and squatted. I hurriedly twisted my body and crawled under his legs. I started to run and turned to be running between the twins, who I didn't know were following us since they were oddly quiet, and the tall dark haired male. I ran as if my life was at stake.

I didn't get to far when I heard someone behind me. I hastily decided to use my last energy reserves and bolted. I saw the gate up ahead and smiled in my mind. 'Nearly there! But I didn't win yet.' I quickly ran, hearing the clapping of the heal's of my shoes on the concrete. I gave a loud shriek when I felt the ground leave my feet. I craned my head back to see the tall third year under me.

He carried me like a sack of potatoes to his destination. I felt his should dig into my stomach, going up and down as he breathed heavily through his nose. I long ago gave up with hitting him in the back; there is no way I could hurt the stone that made his back. And I thought of the sure-fire way to hurt a guy . . . but sadly my legs were just too far up to kick him. So, that plan went down the drain with the fishes.

I saw that we were going up the spiral staircases and through a maze of hallways. I made an attempt to memorize the labyrinth but we made too many turns too fast. I was unable to keep up with it all.

"Might I ask as to why I am being manhandled by three males?" The guy carrying me grunted. "Ich hoffe, dass mein Gewicht ist als eine Belastung für sie. Für einmal bin ich froh, dass ich mich schwer. Hätte nie gedacht, dass ich mich über mein Gewicht vor." I muttered under my breath, hoping they don't speak German, though I didn't say anything crude it was still mean.

"What does that mean?" The twin with his hair parted to my right asked. I crossed my dangling arms and brought my nose to the air, "Humph." 'If I wasn't so mature I would stick my tongue at him.' Then I realized I was showing my frustration and quickly dropped my arms and let my face drop into a poker face to rival Mr. Giant's.

"Boo~ Brother she is becoming boring again." "Doesn't matter, brother, we are here." I kept my face placid, resisting the temptation to look behind me to see where we are. Mr. Giant, as I had taken to call my captor, opened the door with one hand. He probably knew I would run the second he let me go. He walked in with long strides and the twin lackeys followed in suit.

He plopped me down on a light rose red loveseat and looked at my eyes, relaying the not so subtle message to 'Stay put or else I will get you again.' I snorted in my head but maintained my calm façade. He backed away from me and when he was a few feet away I saw a pink and blonde blob jump him, it was the short third year. 'What was his name, again?'

I suddenly saw violet eyes in my personal space bubble. I didn't flinch, I didn't glare, and I didn't speak. I kept my poker face on without a hitch, that's what years of practice are for.

"How do you know my dear Haruhi-chan is a girl?!" He yelled as he jumped back and put his pointer finger not even a centimeter from my nose. I swept my eyes around the area to get a grasp of my surroundings. I saw the brunette from earlier wipe a hand down her face and sigh.

'Yup, guys are troublesome. So, this is the infamous host club. Looks like trouble just waiting to happen. Oh wait, crazy is talking to me.' I raised a chocolate eyebrow to show him I didn't understand. He did some weird balance-on-one-leg stance and ran to a corner to cry. "Mommy! The princess isn't listening to me!" I felt my eyebrow tick at the princess but then I realized that he said 'Mommy' and I looked around for his mom.

"Tamaki you are so troublesome." I saw a be-speckled dark haired boy that was in my class say. 'That is mommy?! Don't laugh, don't laugh!' I managed to not laugh but I felt my mouth constantly twitching to smile. "Is she smiling?!" I move my eyes to see the twins pointing at me with one arm around each other. I let my mouth set into a firm line.

I saw the group all turn to look at me. "You devil twins! You lied." The self-proclaimed 'king' of the host club proclaimed. "Nu-uh! We swear she was smiling!" The trio continued to bicker amongst themselves.

I saw my glasses wearing classmate watch them and occasionally look in my direction and take notes in his black leather notebook. "I'm sorry about them, they are really idiots." I jumped from the sudden appearance of the girl, who I didn't see approach me. I gave a curt nod to her.

"We never got properly introduced. I am Fujioka, Haruhi." She gave me a small bow. "I am Kisa. It is a pleasure to me you and see you are sane." I bowed my head and kept my hands on my knees.

The room got quiet. "She speaks!" The violet eyed second year screamed. "That's the longest sentence she spoke, brother." "Did she just insult us brother?" And Mr. Notebook just wrote quickly into his notebook.

"How rude! Encase you have forgotten, I spoke quite a bit in class when introducing myself," I looked at violet eyed second year then look at the twins, "And I talked when I had to explain why Haruhi was obviously a girl. Also, take what I said as you will." I turned to Haruhi, "How do you deal with these dummkpfs?"

She looked at me strangely. I walked through what I said in my head and realized my mistake. "I apologize; I meant 'How do you deal with these idiots?' Sorry, I occasionally slip into German when I get frustrated." She closed her eyes and nodded, "I have no idea."

I sighed and then saw the short third year cautiously walk my way.

Let's end here~

Okay how was this? I wanted to write a chapter and this is what I could make quickly. So what do you think?

German to English

Ja – Yes

Ich hoffe, dass mein Gewicht ist l seine Belastung für sie. Für einmal bin ich froh, dass ich mich schwer. Hätte nie gedacht, dass ich mich über mein Gewicht vor - I hope my weight is being a burden to you. For once I am happy I am heavy. Never thought I would be happy about my weight before.

Dummkophs – idiots

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