Disclaimer: I don't own the D.E.B.S or Victorious... but one day... Nah I won't then either.
Meanwhile in an evil lair at the same time. The worlds largest diamond hung with a giant holographic JD in front of it with a sign under it saying "A good D.E.B. is a dead D.E.B.". Jade had come accustom to the name Jade Diamond, she thought it sounded a hell of a lot better then Jade West evil mastermind. Now people fear her just from her name. Jade sat in front of the computer with multiple floating screens staring at a picture of the Russian she was to meet tonight. Beck walked up behind her.
"Your scheduled to meet 20:00 hours."
"Where'd you find her?" Jade asked still staring intently at the moving picture on the screen. She was analyzing what she could of the Russian from here.
"Zeta tipped us. Said she's available, just in from Prague, relocating state side."
"Assassin?" Jade asked easily and unemotionally.
"Check." Back said softly and proudly.
"Wheres the meet?" Jade asked quickly.
"Les Deuae Amours, Trendy yet discreet." Beck said sounding even more proud of himself. Jade stared at the screen with new intent almost glaring at the girl on screen. She shifted in her seat and shook her head.
"Cancel it." She said before getting up and walking past Beck. Back looked at the screen dumbfounded.
"Why?" He asked loudly and angerly as her stared after Jade. Jade turned a corner to get away from Beck, she knew he would follow soon.
"Its all set up." He said following his friend.
"I don't do blind dates." Jade said climbing the stairs Beck right behind her.
"Yes, well its not a blind date if you know what they look like ok?" Jade continued her storm away from Beck.
"Well, she's Russian, give her some Vodka and tell her I'll be there. She'll drink herself silly and I don't have to go." Beck stopped and stared at Jade, his arms crossed and looking at her like she's dumb. Jade stopped and turned to Beck.
"Try again." Beck said easily nodding slightly. Jade growled and turned around continuing her walk.
"Just tell her I'm not coming, I came down with something." Jade said flustered by now.
"Come on Jade its been two years, you have to get out there." Beck said raising his arms at his side, fingers extended, to emphasize his point. Jade turned on her heel to glare at her friend.
"I am out there. I went out with that drummer, the girl from the band that talked really loud." Jade said signing a clip board that was thrusted at her by one of her henchmen. Jade dropped the clipboard on the floor after she was done and smirked slightly when he picked it up without a word.
"No you didn't go out with her. We all went out together, and then you lied and said you had food poisoning and you went home early." Beck said starting to get aggravated by the criminal genius.
"Yeah, well she talked really loud. Like even when you were right next to her." Jade said looking at Beck like he was stupid.
"Uh huh." Beck said sighing and following as Jade walked away again.
"Look I know what your trying to do, your trying to drown yourself in your little sceems to destroy the world, but you need to get over it already. I mean you were dumped." Beck said trying to sound as forceful yet understanding as he could.
"I was not dumped." Jade said chuckling lightly at the word as she busied herself with inspecting her diamonds.
"Oh you were dumped hard, and that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or wherever." Beck said growing more impatient with the goth girl.
"Iceland." Jade said becoming more pissed as the conversation continued and storming away from Beck again. Back continued to follow knowing better then to just leave her be.
"But now its time to get back in the game. Jade," Beck grabbed Jade's arm and turned her around to face him.
"You've got a date tonight with a beautiful assassin, and your gonna show up." Jade didn't say anything just looked past Beck.
"Jade."
"Fine." Jade finally said and rolled her eyes.
"But if I die because of this, I'm blaming you on my headstone." Jade said poking Beck's chest. Beck didn't let her go and Jade huffed.
"Ok, I'll go, I'll be there." Jade pulled out of Beck's grip, Beck smiling after her.
"Just promise me you'll be open." Beck said. Jade turned around to stare at him like he's an idiot.
"Open to what?" Jade said looking at him like he was stupid, again.
"Open to love." Beck said hopefully, raising a hand up to his heart and looking at her like a sap. Jade eyed him oddly and sighed.
"If I didn't know any better I'd call you a faggot." Beck sighed and walked away leaving Jade to get ready for her date. Jade sighed to herself and leaned against her dresser.
" I know something bads gonna happen, I can feel it. But if I back out now Beck will call me a whimp and I do not get called a whimp by a whimp." At this Jade turned around and quickly started going through her clothes to find something a Russian assassin might like on her.
A/N: Hurray for short chapters because the next one is super long! Yeah I know this one isn't that long but the next one sure as hell is.
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