KOTLC React to ships

by A very obsessed fangirl

The main KOTLC characters react to different ships! Although each chapter starts out with them discussing the ship, the chapter can become very strange and off topic. Lots of Fitz-bashing, especially in earlier chapters, which I apologize for, but the chapters are funny. -THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY, OKAY?-

2. Chapter 2

Undecided13: Thank you! You are my first review. And also my only review. But it's only been up a day, so that's pretty good, I guess.

Sophitz:

Keefe: I ship it!

Sophie: WHAT? I am your GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T SHIP YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH ANOTHER BOY.

Keefe: In fact, I Titanic it.

Me: YEAH GO KEEFE!

Fitz: But… the Titanic sank…

Keefe: Exactly.

Dex: Sink. Sophie's too good for Wonderboy.

Tam: NOPE.

Linh: NEVER.

Sophie: NO KEEFOSTER FOR LIFE.

Biana: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

Fitz: I… I ship it. SOPHITZ FOR THE WIN!

Sophie: NO.

Keefe: I AM ASHAMED TO HAVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND.

Biana: EXILE HIM.

Mr. Forkle: Mr. Vacker, for the crime of shipping Sophitz, I have no choice but to release you from your oath. You may leave now.

Fitz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry! I know, it's short! So sorry! Next chapter will be longer, I promise! Please review! You know, so I can be motivated to write longer chapters. Not because I'm one of those pathetic people who needs reviews to survive. Obviously.