Title: Revenge of the Evil Elric
Disclaimer: Don't own.
A/N: Due to popular demand, this story will continue. And it will go from a mistaken identity to all around havoc. I already have the next few chapters planned out.
Wish: Ideas are welcome. Please review. They are welcome too.
Edward Elric was bored. Very, very bored. Well, he did have something to do. But it wasn't really a good thing to do in the strictest sense.
He was looking for a Roy Mustang doppelganger.
Or, better yet, he was making one.
Ed stepped back, admiring his masterpiece gigai. It looked so much like Mustang Ed wanted to punch it. But he couldn't. He needed it spotless for its duty.
Suddenly, someone knocked. "Edward? You in there?"
Ed quickly threw a tarp over the gigai lying in the corner. "Come in."
Hawkeye came in. "You know, you're going to miss lunch."
Ed sighed. "I'll be fine Hawkeye."
"I've hardly seen you. If I didn't know better I'd say you were avoiding me."
Spot on.
"But today you should eat lunch with me and we can trade news."
Ed sighed again. "Fine."
He followed Hawkeye to the mess hall of 8th Division. There, they each got trays and sat down. "So, what happened to you after the invasion?"
"Nazis took over, they didn't like me, sent me to Japan as a manual laborer, then I got nuked by the Americans."
Hawkeye just looked blankly at him.
"Don't worry, you'll pick it all up quickly. What about you?"
Suddenly they were interrupted by Ise Nanao. "Hey Hawkeye. Mind if I sit here?"
"Not at all Ise."
Ed gaped. It was a black haired Hawkeye with glasses.
Ise Nanao whapped him with her fan. "Stop gaping and eat."
Suddenly Ed was reminded of Hawkeye whapping Mustang with her gun.
It was dark. Definitely dark as Riza Hawkeye walked home. Then, out of the shadows came a familiar voice.
"Oh Riza…"
"Roy?" she asked tentatively.
"The one and only. Now get over here."
Riza followed the voice ever closer. Then a cloud shifted and Roy Mustang's face came into sharp relief. "Roy," she breathed.
"I'm here too now." And without warning he started kissing her.
She accepted his embrace, but only to the point where he started undoing her clothes. Then she punched him really hard.
The soul candy came out. She immediately knew what had happened.
"ELRIC!"