A/N: Here is the second chapter! Thank you guys for the reviews on the first! It means a lot! Enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny With a Chance or any of the characters from the show. I also do not own Zac Efron or Justin Bieber. I also do not own any of the lines that were used in the actual show.
Chapter Two (Sonny at the Falls):
I waltzed into the cafeteria to grab post-rehearsal froyo for my cast. I know what you're thinking, shouldn't Chad Dylan Cooper have people who get froyo for him? But sadly, no. They told me only Efrons and Biebers get people for that. Stupid, I know. I'm ten times better than both of them combined. Anyways, the only plus side to getting my own yogurt was that sometimes I could sweet-talk a girl and steal her yogurt. I looked around the cafeteria until my eyes laid on an extremely large girl with a big hairdo and a waitress uniform. She must be the new lunch lady. I had a feeling that I'd seen this girl before, but I couldn't put my finger on where and when. She must just have one of those familiar faces. I strolled up to the girl and "accidentally" bumped into her.
"Excuse me miss, when you're done with that I'll take an extra large chocolate," I told her.
"Oh, I'm not really a waitress... Oh my gosh you... You're...!" The girl looked like she was going to have a heart attack. This was going to be easier than I thought.
I strolled up to my poster and pressed my face against the picture. "Him," I said as the girl squealed.
"Mackenzie from Mackenzie Falls!" She yelled. Her eyes were practically bulging out of her sockets. She was kind of cute in an adoring fan way.
"And you must be..." I took a look at her name tag. "Madge," I announced.
"Oh no," she said. Why the hell was she wearing a name tag with the wrong name on it? "Madge is just a character I'm playing in a sketch. All this belongs to Madge too," she said as she motioned to her fat suit. "I'm Sonny," she stuck out her hand for me to shake.
It took me a second to realize exactly who she was. This was the girl from So Random. The one I'd spent my entire night thinking about. Not that I'd ever tell her that of course.
"Sonny, that's a nice name," I said as a I wrote it down on a picture of myself. Just because she was that girl didn't mean I wasn't going to steal her yogurt. It actually made it even better because that meant I was probably stealing So Random's yogurt. Score one for CDC! She was rambling about her name, but I was only half listening.
"Here you go," I said as I handed her the picture. She smiled, and I winked and walked away with her yogurt in hand. This was too easy.
I was about halfway down the hallway when I heard a scream. "Oh my gosh Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt!" Said the voice. I chuckled. I knew exactly who it was. My work was complete.
I waltzed into the Mack Falls dressing room. "Froyo for everyone!" I waved the plate of yogurt as I walked into the room. Everyone ignored me. They were all too busy staring out the window. What? They were ignoring CDC? No one ignores CDC.
"Guys what are you doing? I just got you all froyo. You should be praising me, not ignoring me," I told them.
"Chad. So Random moved their golf cart," Skylar said.
"WHAT?" I exclaimed. "Then why are we standing here? Go go go! I'll bring the yogurt!" My cast and I ran out to the parking lot and drove our golf cart to the empty So Random parking spot. We parked the cart and did a small victory dance. This was turning out to be a great day. I stole So Random's yogurt and their parking spot. What more could you ask for?
I guess I should probably explain this whole parking spot thing. See, five years ago Mackenzie Falls beat So Random out for the Tween Choice Award. They were so angry about it that they stole our parking spot and our trophy. It was about time that we got the parking spot back, and by the looks of it, this new girl would be making it way too easy to get the trophy back. I looked over my shoulder only to see the Random's staring out their window at us. I just laughed and waved at them. This is exactly how this day should be going.
I got back to my dressing room and noticed that there was an invitation from So Random (or should I say, Sonny) for a peace picnic. They were offering our trophy as a peace offering. She was so naïve.
The peace picnic didn't go exactly as Sonny wanted. Let's just say, Mackenzie Falls did some damage. Sonny Munroe won't be trying to make peace with us anytime soon, that's for sure. We glued them to their chairs and glued their chairs to the floor. After that we messed with the picnic table so Sonny's egg salad would fly in their faces. We had gotten our trophy back as well. This morning, I finally finished uploading the video to YouTube. It was already all over Tween Weekly TV.
I walked to my studio with a smug grin on my face. This was going to be a great day.
"Chad! We need you to do a scene with Portlyn now!" called Timothy.
I walked over to Portlyn. Portlyn was a reoccurring character on The Falls, and she was a love interest for Mackenzie. I found it kind of weird that they decided to use her real name as her character name, but whatever. It was about time for her character to get pushed off a cliff anyways.
"Look Portlyn," I said dramatically, channeling my inner Mackenzie. "Summer's almost over, and once fall comes back to The Falls...I need to be free." Nailed it! Portlyn started to say something, but I put my finger to her lips. "Shh. The time for talking is over."
"What's the matter with you?" I heard a voice on set, and I assumed it came from Portlyn.
"What's the matter with me, what's the matter with you? " I asked, but I realized Portlyn didn't even open her mouth. "Those words didn't come out of your mouth."
I turned around to see the new girl, Sonny, barging onto our set. She look infuriated. This was going to be fun.
"Cut!" yelled Timothy.
"Um, we're sort of in the middle of a shoot here," I told her.
"And now you're sort of taking a break," she replied. Wow, this girl was snarky. She was kind of cute when she was mad. For a Random, of course. "Portlyn, you've got great legs, let's see how they move."
"Okay, well stay sad, sweetie!" I yelled at her. I couldn't let her get out of character.
"What is your problem?" I asked her. Who did this girl think she was? No one, especially not a Random, barges onto Chad Dylan Cooper's set while he is making Mackenzie Falls magic.
"My problem," she yelled. "My problem is that everything that my friends... and Tawni told me about you guys is true." So she didn't get along with the blonde Random. Wow, if she didn't even get along with her, we really weren't going to get along. "You Mackenzie Falls people are jerks." Yep, definitely not going to get along. "And you're like the head jerk. You're like the Mayor of Jerksville! The Head Ambassador of Jerkloslovakia!" Wow, she was really mad.
I just laughed. "You saw the egg salad video, didn't you? Yeah, I also direct." What can I say? I am a man of many talents.
"We were trying to make peace," she said.
"Oh please," I replied. "You were trying to trap us."
"Trap you?" Wow she sounded really annoyed. "You've obviously been watching your show too much." Watching Mackenzie Falls too much? Not possible. "You know not everything is cut throat and gossipy. Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice." She was obviously new to this business.
The set changed to a romantic moonlit backdrop. It was time to turn on the CDC charm.
"Do they Sonny? Do they really?" I was such a good actor. "Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad and even the best of intentions." I grabbed her hands. "Just because you wish for something, doesn't make it so."
"Oh Chad Dylan," she said. I knew she couldn't resist my charm.
"Sh," I said as I put my hand to her mouth. "The time for talking is over. I must go. Run back to your show. Put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed." With that I walked away. Score one for CDC!
The Next Day:
No one calls Chad Dylan Cooper a chicken. Which is why I'm here, about to play musical chairs with the Randoms. Let's backtrack, shall we? After I sweet-talked Sonny I figured she'd lay off and stick with her show, right? Wrong. She came back two hours later, practically begging me to play musical chairs with them. The Randoms wanted to prove that they could beat us at something, how cute. And wrong. Anyways, everyone knows that we don't have time for childish games like musical chairs at The Falls, but then Sonny started calling me a chicken. I hate when people call me chicken, so I had to prove her wrong. So here we are, about to play musical chairs with these stupid comedians. The only good part would be to see the look on their faces when they lost. Again. Sonny decided that if the Randoms won they got their parking space and their table back, and we had to buy them a new toilet paper holder. I demanded that if we won they had to say that Mackenzie Falls was better than So Random on their show. Then she told me that we had to do the same on ours. I told her no way, but then she called me a chicken again. Chad Dylan Cooper is not a chicken, so here I am, about to kick So Random's asses at Musical Chairs.
We walked in to the Random's practicing their walking. Wow, they were pathetic. Then we saw the chubby boy rip his pants. Trust me, that is something I never want to relive. They were all wearing matching red shirts with my face on it. How cute. My face did have a big yellow slash through it, but you know what they say. No press is bad press. Even Blondie had bedazzled her shirt and was participating, but she purposely messed up just so she wouldn't have to . One by one, each cast member got out. Naturally, Sonny and I were the final two in the game. Ironic isn't it?
"Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get," I said smugly. There is no way Sonny was going to win this.
"You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's going to lose," she said. Is she talking back to me? No one talks back to Chad Dylan Cooper.
I just laughed. "At least I can act," I said, pretending as though I hadn't been wowed by her performance on So Random. See? Acting. Besides, I kind of over exaggerated. She was just okay. Not stellar or anything.
"Can you Chad? Can you really?" She did not just steal my line. This girl was going down.
Her cast was cheering, "Go Sonny! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Not for long, suckers!
Suddenly I heard an "Ow!" I turned around to see Sonny on the floor, holding her ankle.
"Noooo!" Her cast cried simultaneously. I knew that I should help her. She could be really hurt. Chad Dylan Cooper could be a nice guy. Sometimes.
"Ow, it's my ankle! It really hurts! I think something snapped," she said. She looked really distraught.
"Oh man," I said. "That looks really serious. I think we'd better get you to a doctor." Look at me, Chad Dylan Cooper, being a nice guy. "Just take my hand." I smiled. As soon as she grabbed my hand I felt a spark. A feeling came through me. I'd never felt something like this before. As I was thinking this, Sonny pulled me to the ground, got up, and sat in the chair. I just stared at her in shock.
"Peace out suckahs!" She yelled. Her cast was squealing andjumping up and down.
"You tricked me!" I couldn't believe this. No one. And I mean no one, has ever tricked Chad Dylan Cooper.
"I was acting," she said, dramatically rubbing her hands through her hair.
"Not bad," I said. "Perhaps there's a spot for you on Mackenzie Falls." What was happening to me? I never offer anyone spots on my show, but I felt compelled to do it with this girl. "After Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident." Portlyn just ran off crying. I knew it was time to get rid of her. She's just a reoccurring character anyways.
"Thanks," she said. "But my home is right here in Chuckle City, so I don't think I'll be going anywhere, Chad Dylan Cooper." Did she just say no to me? This has never happened, and I mean never ever.
Her friends just gasped. "Really, we're doing that again?" she asked them.
I walked to my 2:30 teeth whitening in shock. No one has ever challenged my authority. Especially not anyone from Chuckle City. Who did this girl think she was? Marching in and acting like she was better than Chad Dylan Cooper. No one is better than Chad Dylan Cooper. I couldn't shake a feeling, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was. When she had grabbed my hand it had felt electric. The way she argued with me and stood up to me was intriguing. No one had ever acted like that towards me. It scared me, but at the same time, I wanted to know more about this girl. I had a feeling that today wouldn't be my last encounter with Sonny Munroe, and deep down, that was exactly the way I wanted it to be.
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