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My alarm woke me up at six o'clock sharp like every morning but I felt different today. I was seventeen and had the rest of my life ahead of me. Maybe I was in love with Rachel Berry for the moment but I figured maybe a few years from now things would be different. Maybe I'd meet another tiny brunette who could sing considerably well. I say considerably well because next to Rachel's voice, no one can sing that good. I playfully think how maybe you really could taste the gay in the air when I think about her and decided it's probably from the need of a shower. For some reason I couldn't see my hair crowding my face as I turned the shower on but obviously it didn't bother me or else I would've figured out sooner that something was terribly wrong.

No, I'm oblivious to a lot of things this morning. Like the fact that I can't feel my boobs weight or how everything got a bit smaller like door frames and my cellphone. I finally strip down and put my body under the hot water. Before I could full register anything, I felt something hanging between my legs. You can understand my confusion when I felt nerve endings on that particular something that was between my legs when placing my hand there.

I fell in the shower out of confusion and horror as I saw a male penis hanging where my girl parts were supposed to be. I ran my hands through my hair and felt nothing but a soft short trim. You would think I would get the gist of what my body is telling me but needed a mirror to make sure I wasn't going insane. I jumped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around myself so I wouldn't have to look.. Down there as I wiped the fog off the mirror. Then it finally registered.

'Holy crap I'm a guy.'

I ran to my full length mirror as if it'd tell me something different but no.

'Okay this is happening,' I thought to myself as I tug the skin on my face. If my life was a horrible romantic comedy, it just got to the interesting part. I instinctively flexed my abs and started noticing how toned I am.

'I'm kind of hot.'

You're probably wondering how I could've gotten side tracked at a time like this but what would you do if you were in my situation? Call the cops and say you woke up in a different body and that penis grew over night? Things like this don't happen often if at all. There's never a set game plan for this type of stuff. So call me crazy for not freaking out more but I think falling in the shower from feeling a penis was freaking out enough. I know I've brought it up many times already but seriously who the hell grows a penis over night?

'This is amazing, and confusing...'

I had to admit that I was amazed that for once, a wish came true. I wished to have the same chance as Finn, specifically dick weed Finn, to woo Rachel and I'm not about to question the universe's ways of giving me something I wanted. I may be freaking out but at the same time I'm willing to try anything.

Of course the main concern after a few minutes of gazing at myself was finding some clothes. I hoped Frannie kept some of her boyfriend's clothes or else I'd be screwed. When I went to her room and rummaged through her closet, I found a full box of clothes from what seemed like many different guys by the sizes and styles. I go for a decent sized t-shirt and some jeans that would have to fit me because I had no other options to go through. As I throw them on I noticed a blue Letterman jacket in the corner of the room. It's a perfect fit and I decided wear it. I figured social status could be a factor into winning Rachel. Yes, through everything, I still planned on wooing her. I mean that's the point right? I couldn't just bail now that I've grown a penis. I was definitely going through with this until I wake up from this dream or I live happily ever after with Rachel. I thanked god my mother was visited family for the next week or two. It'd be hard to explain this one.

I started heading towards the school as fast as I could once I was done combing through my hair for an hour. As it turns out, it's really not that hard to register. Of course I couldn't register in school as Quinn so I chose the name Sam out of panic. So now I'm Sam Evans- Ex Quarter Back of whatever high school this jacket belongs to. I had to thank god again for coming up with the excuse of transcript mix ups and bought myself some time before the school asked questions.

As I walked to my new locker, I saw Rachel walk down the hall. Trust me, it was like one of those slow motion parts in movies. You know, when they first introduce the lead female that the male ends up being in love with and she does that slow walk with the wind blowing through her hair? I even did the whole looking at her from the bottom up and was surprised when it looked like she was heading my way.

'This is perfect' I thought as she smiled and headed in my direction, 'God, could this work so fast?'

I started smiling at her until Finn cut in front of me and started talking to her instead. Was he really behind me this whole time?

Annoyed at myself for thinking it was that easy, I see Karofsky walk past me with a slushy in his hand. I turned just in time to see the big gulp being thrown in Finn's face and automatically felt better. I could see Rachel almost stifle a smile and look at me. I bashfully looked away hoping she didn't see me leering.

She held Finn's hand while leading him to the bathroom. The bell rang signaling for class and I had to mentally tell myself to follow my new schedule. Luckily, I had Spanish 101 and I got to see the one teacher I wanted to bump into.

I walked in the Spanish room and went right up to Mr. Shue's desk, "Hey, I'm Sam Evans. I just transferred here. I heard you had a glee club?"

The look on the man's face told me he definitely didn't get this question often. I had to hold back an eye roll as he beamed in self achievement, "Uh yes. New Directions. Are you looking to join?"

I nodded as he told everything I obviously already knew. Spanish flew by like a breeze after that and I had a feeling he was playing favorites with me. I have to admit, it was weird having girls check me out all day. I almost forgot I had a penis until I had to pee. It wasn't the greatest experience figuring that out.

Lunch came up faster than I thought and I sat down by myself eating as I tried not to think about the many girls staring. Can I be honest? It didn't feel hot to be scarfing down a few trays of food while girls were staring and I'm pretty sure none of them blinked while doing so. It freaked me out.

I turned around to see Rachel and Finn with matching new york t-shirts and rolled my eyes as he pulled a boombox practically out of his ass. I forgot that was today. I remember Mr. Shue telling us to do this stupid performance for lunch but obviously by recent events it slipped my mind. At least I got a free show of watching Rachel and no one would notice. To bad that this time around, I had the freedom of looking at her without anyone freaking out.

I stared at Rachel as she sang and thought she stared back a few times but I'm sure it only looked that way from how far she was from me. I think I was the only one who clapped afterward and was glad I wasn't part of that performance.

The end of the day came and by the time I got to the glee club, Mr. Shue was already announcing my arrival. Everyone looked at me and smiled while I only looked at one person. Rachel gave me a shy smile and looked away as Finn followed my line of vision. He spoke up to interrupt me staring, "Hey I'm Finn-"

"I know." I said out of annoyance.

'Wait I wasn't supposed to know that..'

I quickly saved myself by thinking of the first thing that popped in my head "you're the quarter back. I-I'm thinking about joining the team so.. That's how I know."

'Just great Quinn, dig yourself a deeper hole.'

He seemed really pleased that I recognized him, "Well I'm also co-captain of glee with Rachel." He seemed pretty cocky about that. "So can you sing?"

I panicked as I didn't think about if I had a good voice or not. I mean, my voice was way lower now than it was yesterday. I could see another cocky smile form on his face and I quickly picked up one of the guitars and nodded, "Yeah, I wouldn't be here other wise."

I started freaking out inwardly because I only just learned how to play. It wasn't like I was that great at it to perform in front of people but I didn't show it as I started picking at the strings. Of course I kept eye contact with Rachel during the first few notes.

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there

'Holy crap I'm good.'

My hands were much bigger so I was able to hold the notes better. As I continued the song, I saw all the girls look at me with this love sick look in their eyes. Well except for Santana since she was looking at Brittany. But I watched Rachel as she smiled in amusement from my song choice.

Oh, for you I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

I'm out of breath by my last note and end up getting a standing ovation from all the girls. Well except from Rachel and seriously is it really this hard? I mean Finn is an idiot and she throws herself at him.

Mr. Shue pointed for me to sit as he clapped along with everyone, "Really good start. It kinda almost fits with the lesson as well."

I zoned out as I took a seat and basically pouted for the rest of the lesson while looking at the back of Rachel's head. It really did look good from the back. After glee club was over I headed over the Coach Beiste's office to begged for a try out. She took notice of my Letterman jacket and gave me a chance to show what I can do the tomorrow morning. Of course that's only if I'm still like this.

Now all I gotta do is learn everything I can about being a Running Back. I would try out for Quarter Back just to piss Finn off but figure I wouldn't be able to take his spot. Who knows if I'm even good?

A/N: Review and let me know if you want to see any special friendships between sam and anyone else. I have a pretty good idea but I love feedback!