Real Author: Hello yes this is me writing this ridiculous story. Sorry fam
fake author: omgsa hope you all lioke me OC
Hello everyone my name is Faye Farah Falinn Fara Dell PC Garnet and I have long blonde hair and I smell of petrol and vapor rub. I am the most beautiful girl in the whole entire kingdom because I am so cool and so pretty. Some people would say I was as pretty as Taylor Swift (AN: I lek love taylor33333) My hair flows and dances in the wind. My face makes boys want to court me and girls want to turn gay for me with little convincing. My breasts are so perfect that they are the cause of 30% of the deaths in Kirkwall. I am so skinny and boney that many have looked at me and said "damn those bloodmages". I forgot to mention that I am both human and elf. I am also a rogue, a warrior abut not a mage because mages are evil because I am so talented and people love me.
Fake author: PPLZ TERLL ME IGD YOU LIKKR HER
A/N: I honestly hate myself why did I so this omg kill me right now