Today was Ooze`s first day on the job, Ooze felt nervous and a bit in shock, specially after yesterdays traumatising events. Ooze`s roommates scared him the most, they all slept together, to avoid being converted Ooze slept in the corner. He felt lonesome without the TV and the Ads, and he wouldn`t be able to purchase stuff he didn`t need… like that dishwasher or toaster, or even that foot massager. Ooze sneaked out of the bedroom, hoping no one was up or around, but there was tons of people awake. There was storm troopers washing the Gummi Tie Fighters in short shorts, this gave Ooze a chill up his ooze but he decided it was best to keep moving and try to forget the gruesome sight of men in shorts. Ooze made his way Vadar`s office, slowly as possible, trying not to witness anymore horror along the way.
Ooze prepared himself once again, though he was hoping for a more serious job, Ooze believed he couldn`t leave. The door opened and he saw Darth Vadar and other storm troopers having a serious meeting, at least by the looks of it, it put Ooze`s mind at peace and he wandered in. "Ah Ooze… join us huhuhu" said Vadar, creepily. Ooze shuddered and made his way over, slowly. "Yes, Ooze, were baking cookies and discussing recipes" said a Storm Trooper. "Oooze" muttered Ooze. "Oh oh, Ooze! That there is Bob, hes just fantastic at cooking!" said Darth, as gayly as always. Ooze toke a seat next to Bob and carefully watched to make sure they weren`t going to attack him. "So wheres George and those triple choc cookies?" asked Darth. Bob nodded and looked over at Ooze, Ooze felt his eyes stabbing into his ooze and shivered. "So Ooze, you single?" he said, winking. You couldn`t tell he was winking from instead the helmet.. but he was. "Ooze…Ooooze" said Ooze, telling them he was married with 21 Ooze children. Darth and Bob`s eyes widen at the thought, Ooze sighed, he thought he was finally safe from them.
George arrived with the cookies and Bob went over and hugged him, Ooze looked away as this happened, Ooze felt like he was slowly becoming against male on male relationships, or at least the ones that are going on in the Gummi Death Star. Ooze watched them giggling away and eating sweets, Ooze made noises, secret encoded noises to the International Ooze Rescuing Agency, but he couldn`t seem to reach them at this time. "Oh oh oh, Ooze you just have to try these cupcakes, their faaantastic!" happily yelled Bob. Ooze looked for a way to escape but failed too. "Oooze ooze…OOOOZE!!" yelled Ooze, he began to slowly lose his mind only after one night here. Everyone at the table sat there quietly, in shock and trying to figure out what Ooze had just said to them. "Ooze.. are you okay?" said Darth, grinning. "NO IM NOT! Ooze… ooze!" said Ooze, rolling off his chair and laughing on the floor. "Ohhh Ooze you spoke, omigod" said George. They seemed more interested in the fact Ooze spoke understandable words instead of him losing his mind.
Ooze knew from this moment on, he had to prevent them from repopulating and taking over the world which would slowly come to the end of the world once again. To do so, he would have to stay inside the Gummi Death Star and bring it down from the inside out and Ooze had a brilliant collection of female human porn to share that he brought from a late night TV AD. Ooze would now have to sabotage anything and everything he could possibly sabotage, starting with this unserious urgent meeting. Ooze slowly got up and climbed onto the table and jiggled his ooze around infront of the men, they seemed slightly excited and at the same time confused to as what was going on. "IM STRAIGHT!" he yelled, happily, Ooze never felt so happy to be straight amongst a large group of gay men, unlike the last time he pretended to be gay to fit in. The other guys gasped in shock and George started to choke of his own home made cookies, in this situation Bob had already ran over to provide some assistance. The moves he used to help George made Ooze gag and want to vomit, it was more disgusting then mouth-to-mouth between two men. "but Ooze.. I thought we had something going.. something.. special" said Darth, sadly yet at the same time trying to seduce Ooze, but his attempt failed. "Ugh.. ooze ooze, no way, that's gross.." mumbled Ooze, looking the other way. "Then why`d you sign up for this job if you were straight?" asked Bob, after saving George, which was unneeded in the end. Ooze hissed and glared over at Bob. "I didn't know ooze that is was for ooze GAYS!" yelled Ooze, tripping over his own ooze. Ooze picked himself up and laughed crazily as he slided off out of the room. Darth, Bob and George decided it was best to just forget what happened and to continue discussing recipes. Ooze made his way over to the railing and looked down at all the men, only men.. nothing but men with short shorts and helmets on. The sight itself made Ooze sick, but he knew he would have to do something about it.