Author's Note: Thanks readers and reviewers.
KNDnumbuh007: Haha, I decided that I don't like the idea of gay Hoagie, he's too much of a flirt, it''s just like Abby's joke due to his feminine remarks at times.
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Laurie43: Correct X-P, well it would just be mean to put her all on her own.
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"Here, I drew you a map, it'll be your guide to Skylander high." Abby said to me, handing me a piece of paper as we walked down the school corridor.
I looked at it. Wow, I always knew that Abby liked art, but this was amazing. It was exactly like a cartoon map.
"Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you've got every body there." Abby told me, pointing to her annotated tables. "The freshman grades sit right there, then you've got the jocks... preps... goths and emos...Asian nerds...cools Asians...unfriendly black hotties...girls who eat their feelings...girl who just don't eat...desperate wannabe's...sexually active band geeks...the coolest people on earth, aka us...and right here are the worst, the plastics...beware the plastics." Abby said sternly.
I nodded.
"Well, this is your class." Hoagie pointed out, checking my timetable and nodding.
"Thank you." I smiled. "See you at lunch."
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I walked out of the class on my own, it was lunch time and I followed the map that Abby made me to get to the cafeteria. I queued up for a school meal. A random boy shoved in front of me, I just decided to ignore him and wait silently. When I finally got my tray of food I looked around and saw Abby and Hoagie at a table I smiled and began to walk over to them.
"Hi, we're doing a lunchtime survey on new students." A familiar guy said as he walked up to me, he was pretty cute, a baby face with a cheeky smirk and thick black hair. "Mind answering a few questions."
"Sure." I shrugged...god he was cute.
He smiled and took out a notepad. "So, is your cherry popped?"
I looked at him in confusion. Then looked down on my plate. I didn't have any cherrys? Maybe he meant my soda.
"Would you like us to assign someone to pop your cherry?" He asked with the same charming smile, he looked at the jocks on the next table and snickered along with them.
"I..." I thought aloud, not knowing what to say.
"Is he bothering you?" I turned around to see Hattie smiling at me kindly. I shrugged. "Patton, why are you such a slime ball?"
I looked back to Patton who scoffed. "I'm just being friendly!"
"You were supposed to call me last night!" Fanny hissed to him.
"Patton, you do not make out with Fanny at my party then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us thee days later. She's not interested!" Hattie looked back at me. "Do you want to have sex with him?"
I hastily shook my head. "No thank you."
"Then it's settled." Hattie gave a beam. "Why not go and shave your back?"
The three girls giggled as Patton walked away, "Bitch!" He muttered to himself.
"You should have seen his back!" Muffy said to me. "It's like petting a gorilla!"
I gave a small laugh then started to walk towards Abby and Hoagie.
"Wait!" Hattie called, I stopped. "Sit down."
I glanced back at Abby and Hoagie, who were staring over at me in disbelief. Then I did as I was told and sat down.
"Why don't I know you?" Hattie asked examining me.
I shrugged. I guessed that she and Fanny had been decommissioned.
"I'm new here, I used to be home schooled." I informed her.
"What?" Hattie asked.
I shrugged. "I used to be taught from..."
"I know what home schooled is, I'm not retarded." Hattie interrupted.
"Didn't you used to go to Gallagher elementary?" Muffy asked, leaning forward.
Of course, she was never an operative!
I nodded.
"Shut up!" Hattie squeaked. "I think I remember you!"
"Me too! You used to hang around with them!" Fanny added, pointing to Abby and Hoagie, who were chatting and laughing as they ate.
"Home schooled?" Hattie thought aloud.
"Yeah, I used to go to the Queen Kendra's grammar school but after it burned down my mum just decided to teach me and my sister herself." I replied.
"That's really interesting." Hattie said, sitting back into her seat. "But you're like...really pretty!"
"Thank you." I smiled.
"So you agree?" Hattie asked.
"What?"
Hattie repeated herself. "You think that you're really pretty?"
I didn't know what to say. If I said no then I'd be modest or a sympathy seeker. If I said yes, I'd be vein. "I don't know."
"Wow, I love your bracelet, where'd you get it?" Hattie exclaimed reaching over and grabbing my wrist to see my bracelet properly.
"It was from Japan, my cousin brought it over years ago." I chuckled, glancing at my wooden, oriental bead bracelet, each bead had a different Japanese symbol on them.
"It's adorable." Hattie smiled.
Fanny nodded. "So mint!"
"Mint?" Hattie looked over to Fanny.
Fanny smiled. "It's a word for cool that they say in England. I learned it when daddy went over for business and took me along."
"Can you give us some privacy for a second?" Hattie asked.
I nodded and turned to look at Abby and Hoagie, who kept glancing over. The three girls huddled up and began to whisper.
"Okay, we don't usually do this so this is a huge deal." Hattie told me.
"We want to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week." Muffy smiled.
I thought...it wouldn't be fair to just drop Abby and Hoagie for these girls, especially when they told me that they were bad news. "It's okay, I..."
The school bell rang.
"Coolness! We'll see you tomorrow." Hattie interrupted.
"On Wednesdays we wear pink!" Fanny told me.
We stood up and I watched as the girls walked off. I was greeted by Abby and Hoagie.
"What was all that about?" Abby asked.
"They want me to sit with them for the rest of the week." I replied.
Abby beamed. "Oh my god! Seriously?"
I nodded. Abby cackled and looked around to check that the cafeteria was clear. "You have to do it! Do it and then tell me all the mean things that Hattie says."
"I don't know, Hattie seems...sweet." I shrugged.
"Sweet?" Abby chocked. "Hattie Simcox is not sweet, she ruined my life!"
Hoagie placed a hand on her shoulder. "Chill out Abs...Hattie's gorgeous but she's evil."
I looked at Abby in confusion, it's not like her to hate some one so much. "What did she ever do to you?"
"Well back in eighth grade..." Hoagie started.
"Hoagie can we not!" Abby snapped. Then sighed. "Look Kuki, it's just like a fun little experiment, if you hang around with them and just tell us what they say!"
"What do I even talk to them about?" I shrugged.
Abby shrugged too, "Anything, hair products, Ashton Kutcher."
"Is that a band or something?" I asked.
Abby looked at me in shock. "Girl? Where have you been for the last few years? A different planet or something? You don't know who Ashton...forget it! Will you just do it? Please?"
I thought, then sighed and nodded. "Okay, fine. Do you have something pink I could borrow?"
"Haven't changed that much baby, don't own pink." Abby shook her head.
"I have." Hoagie nodded.
We both looked at him.
"What? It takes a real man to wear pink!" Hoagie stated.
Abby sniggered. "Whatever Matt Lucas. You've truly out gayed yourself now!"
"I'm not gay!" Hoagie exclaimed, swatting Abby's head.
I glanced at the two. "Would your shirt fit me? I mean you're thinner than you used to be but you're taller than me now..."
"And Kuki's grown bigger in a few places." Abby chuckled, pointing to my breasts. I gasped and covered my chest with my arms. Abby and Hoagie laughed.
"It should do." Hoagie replied.
"Well, we'd better get to last lesson before we get detention." Abby sighed. "I hate history, why did I chose it?"
Hoagie glanced at me. "What have you got Kuki?"
I looked at my timetable. "Maths. Not too bad I guess."
"Ugh!" Hoagie wrinkled his nose. "Worst lesson invented."
"I'm okay with maths." I shrugged.
Abby chuckled. "Yeah well you're smart anyway, you went to a grammar school for crying out loud."
We all walked out and Abby and Hoagie walked into their classroom. I followed Abby's map until I got to the right room. I walked in, luckily the teacher was late too. Looking up, my eyes widened.
The blonde teen in sat front of me examined me thoroughly...Wally!
