A/N: since people were following this story and seemed to love it, here's a sequel, in Sasuke's POV, plus a little epilogue.
WARNING: cussing and hints of sasunarusasu.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except for the idea. I don't even own Narutonic water. Sounds yummy though ;)
Damn, these Narutonic water things are goood. A little bitter though, Sasuke mused, holding the bottle up to eye level and swishing it around.
Sasuke set down the can on the table next to the chair and picked up his book (just to spite him, hehe) when he heard the soft thump of Naruto's feet speeding down the hallway that led to this room. He heard the door slam open and suddenly a slightly red in the face and panting Naruto was standing a mere ten inches in front oh him.
"Teme, I'm bored" Naruto wined and Sasuke sighed, not looking up from his book. to be fair, it was a really good book. (Speaking of good books, I recommend ice station by Matt Reilly. The same book he's reading. Coincidence? I think not!)
"Do something" he commented nonchalantly. Right now the main character was dangling upside down, handcuffed, above a pool full of killer wales. So fucking cool!
"I want to do you" Naruto wined again making Sasuke stiffen and slowly look up, his mind filling with all sort of naughty ideas at an alarming pace.
Without warning the blond grabbed his shoulder and started shaking Sasuke so hard he could have sworn he heard his teeth rattle. That took care of his little 'problem'.
But the problem was... IT FUCKING HURT!
Smirking the raven got up, ready to teach the blonde a little lesson, but unprepared for what came out of his mouth.
"I'm Luke Skywalker, use the force Luke. USE IT DAMNIT" it took nearly all of his self control not to squeal like a school girl and cover his mouth. That didn't, however, stop his eyes from widening to the size of plates, and that's no exaggeration.
"T-teme? Are you okay? Do you have, like, a fever, or something?" Naruto inquired, backing awar slowly. Shit, now Naruto thinks I'm crazy, thought Sasuke. He's the crazy one, he is damnit! Not meeee!
I should take a nap.
...bit I'm not sleepy
Maybe someone will make me take Nyquill.
But I hate Nyquill!
"No!" Sasuke suddenly yelled, standing up "I'm sick of Nyquill!" What the fuck?! ...we'll it is true.
But it's still inappropriate.
Damn. What would Itachi do if he saw me now? (A/N: gotta love dramatic irony)
"S-Sasu-ke" Naruto stuttered "w-what's wr-wrong" , did I scare him? Sasuke thought. Muhahahaha! Ow, my spleen. (Gotta love random body parts)
"No Elephant-San, i said I wanted a Unicorn RAINBOW Panda Monkey. Not a Unicorn BLACK Panda Monkey!" Sasuke yelled shaking his fist at thin air. I susposed it's fitting, I do hate rainbows, and panda monkeys. But that dosent explain why the fuck I'm saying all these things!
Sasuke?" Naruto asked warily, "...are you high?" High? Of course not! That fucking dobe... But it would explain sooo much.
Fuck it, of course I'm not high.
Then why is everything blurry?
Global warming, blame everything on that
But I'm still conversing with myself! ...but hey, global warming.
That's it!
Conclusion: No. Sasuke opened his mouth to say something along the lines of 'HELL NO' when his arms and mouth moved on their own. His arms doing an old fashioned dance Sasuke recognized as the sprinkler and his mouth yelling out the words 'dance party'. I will never live this down. Sasuke thought sadly. How embarrassing. :( sad face boo.
"C'mon, dance with me" Sasuke yelled 'raising the roof'
I feel like an idiot. Sasuke mused, but it is somewhat fun...
Crap, the rooms spinning again!
Suddenly, and without warning Sasuke slumped forward into Naruto's arms.
It was all black and quiet for a second... It was kinda nice. Suddenly Naruto's loud and obnoxious voice shattered his whatever the heck that was.
On the other Side...
Naruto was taken aback, what was he supposed to do? This had never happened before. "Help! I need a medic-nin!" Naruto screamed, hopping that someone, anyone, would hear his desperate cry for help.
Meanwhile...
Suddenly Sasuke felt his body shot up, poking the startled blonde between the eyes, his appendages were moving on their own again. "I'm a medic-nin!" Sasuke mumbled, and held out his hand, palm up "That'll be 500yen, stat!"
Sasuke heard a familiar voice outside the house and blinked. ITACHI!
One day later.
Sasuke opened his door and looked down. Ohh, Narutonic water!
A/N: think of it as an early Christmas present, from me to you. I love you all, please review. As for those who don't celebrate Christmas, happy winter break and national pumpkin pie day!