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"Hey Rachel. I wanted you to be the first to know, that after school today, Blaine asked me to be his boyfriend!"
"OMG KURT ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Rachel squealed into the phone, causing Kurt to pull the phone away from his ear. "You said yes, right?"
"Of course I said yes!"
"Oh Kurt I'm so happy for you! Now we both have boyfriends!"
"I know! It's fantastic. I never thought I'd have a boyfriend in high school, much less a senior boy." Kurt gushed, wrapping the phone cord around his hand as he lay splayed across his bed, giddy with joy.
"Kurt!" Burt, his father called up to him. "Get off the phone! It's time for dinner!"
"Hey Rach, I need to go. My dad is calling me." Kurt sighed, sitting up from his bed.
"Go! I need to call everyone and tell them!"
"Thanks Rachel. See you tomorrow in Glee!" Kurt hung up the phone before he flounced downstairs to eat dinner with his dad.
*riiiiiiiiing*
"Hi Mercedes!"
"Hello Rachel."
"GUESS WHAT?"
"You got another solo in glee?"
"NO! BLAINE AND KURT ARE BOYFRIENDS!"
"WHAT? NO! SINCE WHEN!"
"SINCE TODAY!"
"I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM!"
"ME TOO!"
"I'm so excited I could burst!"
"It's about time Blaine asked him out. He's been ogling Kurt in glee since he transferred last semester."
"Right?" Rachel sighed happily. "Ok well I need to go now, I just thought you should know."
"Thanks Rachel. I can't wait to see him blush tomorrow." Mercedes giggled, Rachel soon joining her before they finally said their goodbyes.
"You know dad, I'm happy that you're taking the news about Blaine and I being together so well."
"I like Blaine. He's got a good head on his shoulders. But don't forget that you matter, kid." Burt replied gruffly. Suddenly the phone rang, interrupting the conversation. Burt put down his fork and got up to answer the phone.
"Hello? ...Yes just one moment please." Burt moved the phone away from his ear. "Kurt it's for you." Kurt looked curious as he stood up, reaching for the phone.
"Hello? …Speaking." Burt watched curiously as his son's put together demeanor all but crumbled before him, before Kurt silently hung up the phone.
"Kurt honey, what's wrong?" Suddenly Kurt let out an ear-splitting scream.
"DADDY! DADDY! SEBASTIAN SMYTHE IS COMING TO LIMA TO KISS ME. HE IS COMING HERE TO KISS. ME. ON. LIVE. TV. I'M GOING TO BE ON ELLEN AND I'M GOING TO BE KISSED BY SEBASTIAN SMYTHE!" Kurt screamed again causing Burt to wince.
"That's…exciting?"
"OH IT'S THE MOST EXCITING THING TO HAPPEN IN MY LIFE EVER! OH I HAVE TO CALL RACHEL!"
Burt watched in amazement as his sophisticated son all but clambered up the stairs to call Rachel. "Who the hell is Sebastian Smythe?" Burt muttered to himself as he picked at the rest of his dinner, wondering when he had become so out of tune with his son.