"Man, I'm already late!" Gokudera Hayato grumbled while glancing at his wristwatch. He suddenly perked up when he saw his Boss at the distance clutching a bundle of blankets.
"Jyuudaime!" He yelled to the brunette. Tsuna surprised, nearly dropped the blankets he was holding when he heard the silver-head's yell. His Storm guardian caught up to him and noticed the bundle of blankets he was carrying.
"What's this, Jyuudaime?" Gokudera asked, while poking experimentally at the blankets. Gokudera yelled when an arm appeared from the bundle and slapped the Storm's arm.
"Curse you! I'll blow you up into a million pieces!" Gokudera cursed while whipping out his dynamite. Tsuna held the bundle out of reach and screeched frantically, "Gokudera-kun! Stop it!"
"But Jyuudaime, it attacked me! It might be a U.M.A!" Gokudera explained to his boss. The Tenth now panicked. "It's not a U.M.A! It's an ordinary baby!" Tsuna shouted.
"Eh? A baby?" Gokudera stopped midway in his rant when his Boss held up a fully awake-and not too pleased- baby for his Guardian to see. Gokudera squinted to observe closely only to be whacked again by the baby in the head.
"Curse you, you idiotic baby! If not for Jyuudaime, I've blown you already in a million pieces!" Gokudera yelled at the infant. The infant responded with sticking her tongue out, causing Gokudera to yell more.
Tsuna sighed. "Gokudera-kun, stop it." He said. Gokudera bowed immediately while glaring at the unsuspecting baby who was now sucking its thumb in Tsuna's arms.
Tsuna turned to face at the child in the bundle. "You too. No more whacking, okay?" He scolded the baby in the bundle. The response he got was a spit bubble being blown into his face. Gokudera immediately fumed.
"You! How dare you spit at Jyuudaime-AAGH!" The Storm ranted but was stopped midway when the baby spit another bubble at Gokudera. "I'LL KILL YOU!" Gokudera ranted.
He was about to pull out his dynamite when another hand tapped him in the shoulder. It was Yamamoto.
"Maa,maa. Let her go for now, Gokudera. She's still a child after all. Yo, Tsuna" Yamamoto greeted with his usual jovial tune. Gokudera exclaimed, "You! Don't just butt in, stupid baseball freak!"
Yamamoto ignored his insults and turned his attention to Tsuna. He smiled at the baby in Tsuna's arms. "Hey, Tsuna. If it isn't too much trouble, can I hold her?" Yamamoto asked. Tsuna smiled gratefully.
"Of course, Yamamoto-kun." Tsuna replied as he gave the baby to Yamamoto. Yamamoto immediately raised the baby in the air, cooing and talking to it. The baby giggled. Yamamoto noticed the baby's silver hair and glanced at Gokudera, then back at the baby.
"Say, Gokudera. Is this child yours?" Yamamoto commented off-handedly. "You have the same hair colour." He continued. He then barely dodged a stick of dynamite that was aimed straight at him.
"YOU IDIOT! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT? OF COURSE, THAT ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT ISN'T MY CHILD!" Gokudera fumed. Yamamoto blinked and then apologized.
"Sorry." He said. Tsuna glanced at his watch before panicking. "HIIE! We're already 20 minutes late! Hibari-san will surely bite us to death!"
"Tch. It's the stupid baby's fault! We wouldn't be late if that didn't cause a distraction!" Gokudera scowled.
"Haha. It's not Fumiko's fault!" Yamamoto replied jovially. Tsuna raised an eyebrow questionably.
"Fumiko?" Tsuna asked. "That's her name! You haven't named her yet, have you?" Yamamoto said as he continued running, Fumiko secured in his arms. "And she seems to like it too!" He continued as he was referring to the baby giggling and smiling.
"So that's it! Your name is Fumiko!" Tsuna said to the baby. Fumiko blinked her onyx orbs slowly before wailing.
"What? You don't like your name?" Yamamoto cooed to the crying infant.. Tsuna just smiled.
"Nah, she's sleepy." He explained while Yamamoto stopped to calm the baby, who immediately fell asleep.
"Tch. She's too troublesome!" Gokudera said as he darted off. Tsuna sighed wearily, "That's how she is, Gokudera-kun. Get used to it." Tsuna said as they reached the gates of Namimori Middle School.
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Tsuna, Gokudera and Yamamoto (not to mention Fumiko,too) arrived at Namimori Middle School, panting heavily. The three straightened up when they heard footsteps coming near them.
Tsuna gulped, Yamamoto grinned, a hand scratching the back of his head. Gokudera spat on the ground and Fumiko sneezed, for standing in front of them was the Demon King in his shining glory, the one and only, Hibari Kyoya.
"You herbivores are late, and for that, I'll bite you to death." The prefect stated in monotone and started to slowly raise one of his tonfas. Tsuna immediately panicked.
"We're so sorry Hibari-san! We won't do it again-ACK!" Tsuna began babbling but was silenced by just a swing of Hibari's tonfa. Gokudera fumed.
"You bastard! I won't tolerate this! You injured Jyuudaime!" The Storm yelled. Yamamoto stood silently in the corner, his grip unconsciously tightening on Fumiko, whose onyx eyes blinked slowly. Yamamoto noticed and turned his attention on Fumiko.
"Don't worry about it, Fumiko-chan! This happens normally everyday!" Yamamoto said to the baby, in his usual jovial tune. Fumiko's eyes blinked again. She was getting more and more confused every passing moment.
"Even so, I shouldn't leave you here. Well, with luck, I'll head you first to the infirmary before Hibari catches up to us." Yamamoto chirped joyfully and immediately broke into a sprint.
Meanwhile, Hibari was busy with Gokudera, dodging the silver-head's dynamites and his too…violent curses.
"You f******* bastard! I'll never forgive you for hurting Jyuudaime!"Gokudera cursed. The Cloud simply yawned and dodged the Storm's attacks, hitting him in the stomach which sent him (Gokudera) flying backwards. Hibari then shoved his tonfas back into his jacket and dusted his hands.
He then turned his back to head to the direction of the school's infirmary to deal with the remaining herbivore who managed to escape.
"I'll bite you all to death." The prefect stated while walking in his brisk pace.
A/N: Another update done! Please review! It'll really help me! A LOT! Oh, and if you have questions, just post them up on your reviews and I'll love to answer them!