Hi (: I hope you all are enjoying the fic so far. Sorry for the slow update, my laptop crashed, my I'm managing! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Cats, sadly ):
*Theme song plays*
Jenna: Good afternoon, all you Cat fanatics! Welcome to the first real episode of CATS: The Reality Show! First, let me apologize for the wait, our producers had a technical difficulty when trying to film the show. (In other words, I'm freakin' writing on Notepad right now..) But sure enough, we found a way to improvise until the problems are solved. Well, there's no use in wasting time, so let's get going!
*The camera fades in, showing Cassandra lazily bathing in the sun while a few kittens play around the outskirts of her den. The kittens include Jemima, Victoria, Electra, and Etcetera. The kittens are playing Tail Tag (a game like tag, except the person who is "it" has to touch another kitten with their tail)*
Jemima: *Giggling* You're it, Etcetera!
Etcetera: Not for long! *Chases Victoria around until she is tagged*
Victoria: Awh, great! *Giggles* Ready or not here I come!
Electra: That's Hide and Seek, Victoria. *Smirks*
Victoria: *Embarrassed* Oh yeah.. *Starts chasing Electra around for revenge*
Electra: *Sings* You can't catch me! Na na na na, boo boo!
Victoria: *With a swift dancer's leap and spin, tags Electra with her furry, white tail* *Sings* Yes I can! Na na na na, boo boo!
Electra: *Glares*
Jemima: Let's call it a game, girls.
*The other kittens agree. Jemima starts walking towards the junkyard, ready to search for Grizabella. Electra and Etcetera run towards towards the junkyard, as well, looking for Tugger. Victoria decides to just lay in the field for a while, since she has nothing better to do. Cassandra approaches her*
Cassandra: Hi, Vicky. I saw you guys playing tag. You're one fast little kitten! *Smiles a friendly grin*
Victoria: *Smiles back* Thanks, Cassandra.
Cassandra: You're welcome. Why didn't you leave with the rest of the kittens?
Victoria: Well, I don't feel like dancing today, and I'm not exactly in the mood to go look for Grizabella or Tugger. My bubby tells me not to waste my time on him, he says he's a "terrible bore".
Cassandra: *Laughs* Oh, I can see where he's coming from. Speaking of your bubby, where is he?
Victoria: I think he might be at our den. I'm not sure.
Cassandra: Oh, alright. I might need to pay him a visit later.
Victoria: *Being a little nosy* Why?
Cassandra: No particular reason, I just want to speak to him. Vicky, can I tell you a secret?
Victoria: Of course! I won't tell anyone. *Smiles*
Cassandra: *Whispers* Between you and I, I'm a bit lonely, and I've noticed your brother barely hangs out with anyone. Do you think he would like to become friends with me?
Victoria: Well, I suppose he would like to get to know you better. Just don't rush him into friendship, he's not the most outgoing person. *Whispers* And between you and I, he told me he was lonely the other day.
Cassandra: *Smiles* Thanks, Vicky. I'll see you around.
Victoria: *Smiles back* Bye, Cassy!
*The camera now switches to a room with navy paint on the walls, a few lights, and a big, fluffy, grey chair. Victoria is sitting comfortably in the chair*
Jenna (just her voice): Hi, Victoria welcome to the behind the scenes room! May I ask you a few questions?
Victoria: Sure!
Jenna: Okay, here we go. Question number one: Are you enjoying being filmed all day?
Victoria: Well yes, I guess. I'm just not used to recieving attention unless I'm dancing. But now, everyone can see the real me, and I'm not ashamed of it! *Grins*
Jenna: *Laughs* Question number two: What did you think about the conversation you had with Cassandra today?
Victoria: I was actually surprised to be talking to her. I know all the jellicles, but I'm not close with a lot of them, including Cassandra. She's seems very nice though, and I hope that she and my brother become friends!
Jenna: Thanks, Victoria. That's all for now!
*The camera switches back to a view of the junkyard, showing Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer practicing their cartwheel move*
Mungojerrie: Ready? Let's try again.
Rumpleteazer: Err, Mungo. My head is dizzy!
Mungojerrie: C'mon, one more time.
*Coricopat, who is sitting on a tire, clears his throat*
Coricopat: You're going to drop her this time. I wouldn't do it if I were you.
Mungojerrie: *Offended* Wha' do you know?
Coricopat: A lot more than you do..
Mungojerrie: C'mon, Teazer, let's go!
Rumpleteazer: Alrigh'..
*The two start their cartwheel and on the third time around, Mungojerrie's hand slips and he loses balance, dropping Rumpleteazer straight on her head*
Rumpleteazer: OWW! Mungo, you dumbass!
Mungojerrie: *Worried* Oh my Eva'lasting Cat! Teazer! Are you alrigh'?
Rumpleteazer: *Yells* NO!
Coricopat: I know this isn't the time to say this, but.. I told you so.
Mungojerrie: Shut it, you mind readin' freak!
Coricopat: Take her to Jennyanydots.
Rumpleteazer: *In pain* Ughhhhh..
Mungojerrie: *Picks her up* C'mon, let's go.
*The two walk towards Jennyanydots's den while the camera shows the behind the scenes room with Coricopat sitting in the chair*
Jenna: Hello, Coricopat. Do you mind answering a few questions?
Coricopat: *Can tell what the questions are going to be* My answers are: Honestly, no, I don't care. Yes. And,of course, I'm not heartless.
Jenna: *Sighs* Thanks..
*The camera now shows Bombalurina and The Rum Tum Tugger sitting under a tree in silence*
Bombalurina: Tugger, what's wrong?
Tugger: *Smiles* Nothing.
Bombalurina: Why are you so quiet?
Tugger: I just have a lot on my mind.
Bombalurina: Is it good or bad?
Tugger: Both, I'm so confused.
Bombalurina: *Inches closer to him* Tell me.
Tugger: Well, it's something you wouldn't expect of me.
Bombalurina: YOU'RE CUTTING YOUR MANE?
Tugger: *Laughs* No! Bomba, I just like spending time with you *Smiles*
Bombalurina: Hmm, you're right. I wouldn't expect that of you.
Tugger: *Gets closer to Bombalurina* I want to spend even more time together.
Bombalurina: *Sounding a little nervous* Uh, okay.
Tugger: What's wrong? *Pouts a little*
Bombalurina: I'm just so used to spending my "out-of-the-bedroom" life alone.
Tugger: *Nuzzles her* Change isn't always a bad thing.
Bombalurina: What has gotten into you Tug? You're being extremely nice.
Tugger: I don't know, Bomba. I'm just getting a bit tired of making the kittens squeal during the day. I just want to be closer to you. You know, I hate to admit this, but you're my only real friend besides my family.
Bombalurina: Awhh, Tugger. I'm flattered.
*Bombalurina thinks to herself: I just don't know if I'm ready for this..*
Tugger: Don't worry though, I won't act like this all the time. Meow. *Winks*
*The screen fades out and shows the behind the scenes room with The Rum Tum Tugger in the chair*
Jenna: Hi, Tugger. Can I ask a few questions?
Tugger: *Grins* Yeah.
Jenna: Well, you are the only jellicle to have a question from a viewer! This question is from Blazenair Alda. It reads,
"I have two things I would to tell/ask Tugger. 1. I'm sorry for tormenting you! I didn't mean to hurt you... that much. 2. What is your opinion on John Partridge, Justin Bieber and Elaine Paige? Well... cheerio for now, Blaze. P.S I promise to be nicer! :)"
Tugger: *Looks into the camera* First of all, I'd like to thank you for writing in. I love all my fans! I accept your apology. I'll admit, I used to be a jerk before I got all these new feelings for Bomba. Also, here are my opinions. John Partridge did a good job portraying my wild side, but I DO have a soft side, you know. Justin Beiber is uhh, not my favorite. But I will say that he is doing a good job at keeping it appropriate for his younger fans, unlike I do. *Winks* And as for Elaine Paige, I have great respect for her.
Jenna: Thanks, Tugger!
Tugger: No problem.
*The camera pans over to Quaxo, who is taking a walk around a field*
Quaxo (to himself): I don't know what I'm going to tell Victoria. I am lonely, but on many different levels. I'm lonely friend-wise, but I'm also lonely mate-wise. *Sighs* I know I'm supposed to be her big brother, but I'm not too good with these "talks".
*Now, the camera shows Coricopat and Tantomile sitting in their small, but well-decorated den*
Tantomile: Cori, I've never been so upset in my life.
Coricopat: I know, Tanto. Today is just not our day.
Tantomile: We have to find a way to locate our parents. It's Mother's Day, and I don't even know who my mother is.
Coricopat: Don't worry, we'll find them. I can't promise it will be easy though.
Tantomile: *Starts sobbing quietly* The worst part is, our powers won't help.. Can we start by asking Old Deuteronomy?
Coricopat: Yeah, that's a good place to start. *Hugs his sister consolingly*
*Tantomile quietly dries her tears as the two set of to find their leader. They find him sitting upon the big tire*
Coricopat: Hello. Are you busy? Tanto and I have a very important question to ask you..
Old Deuteronomy: Oh, well I'm never too busy to help. What do you need?
Coricopat: Tanto, would you like to ask him?
Tantomile: *Nods* I.. I want to know my parents. Can you help us?
Old Deuteronomy: Well, it's a long story and it may hurt your feelings..
Tantomile: *Starts sobbing*
*The screen fades out*
Jenna: Cliffhanger! You'll have to tune in next time to find out what happens next! I hope you all are enjoying CATS: The Reality Show so far. Remember, you can help make the plot more interesting by sending us questions or comments. Just write a review and anything you have to say will be put to mind. Hope to see you next episode!