Me: *pulls petals off flower mumbling to self* I own it, I don't own it, I own it, I don't own it...

*Luxord walks in*

Luxord: What are you desecrating the poor flora for?

Me: *looks up, ready to pull last petal off flower* Beg pardon?

Luxord: Why are you killing the flower?

Me: *pulls last petal off flower* I OWN IT! I OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!

Luxord: *stomps over and picks up flower looking at it curiously* What a strange technique. Too bad it is innacurate. Now tell them the truth.

Me: *groans* Do I have to?

Luxord: Yes.

Me: *moans sadly* I do not own Kingdom Hearts. *sulks off*

Luxord: Thank the Fates for that.

January 8, 2012

It worked! I got a new room! I was up almost all night trying to think of the fastest way to get a room closer to the Organization. I'd already decided which room I wanted, an empty one across the hall from Axel. It was a nice, big spacious room. But it would be pointless to have picked out a room if I couldn't come up with a plan to get it. I tried to sleep, but couldn't. So I decided to make some hot chocolate to help me get to sleep.

Let me explain the layout of the castle. There are seven wings in the castle, or so I'm told. The Organization occupies wings two, three, and four. They stuck me in the sixth wing. A little place stuck back out of the way with absolutely no view. I haven't quite figured out the use for all the wings, but I will eventually. Anyway, each wing has its own kitchenette, and there are three major kitchens. The largest is in the first wing, and the second largest is in the sixth wing. Nobody told me where the third is. So when I got up to make my hot chocolate, I passed the big kitchen in the sixth wing.

An idea started to form then, and I thought it over as I headed to the kitchenette and started making my hot chocolate.

After dinner I had asked Demyx who the usual chef was. He had begrudgingly told me that Axel usually cooked, as he was the only one who could even remotely cook. This meant that the members of the Organization were desperate for good food.

I poured the hot chocolate into my mug and sat at a mini table. I could cook. There was no doubt in my mind about my ability to cook. The more I thought it over, the better the plan seemed.

I went to sleep, happily plotting. I woke up around 8:30 in the morning, and quickly went through my morning routine.

After I finished, I headed to the kitchen in my wing of the castle, which was lovingly referred to as Kitchen B.

Xemnas had employed lesser nobodies, such as dusks, to work as servants in the castle. So I wrote out some ingredients I needed and sent out two dusks and a dancer to retrieve the items for me.

Once they left I started cleaning up the kitchen so I could cook. The dusks quickly returned with my groceries. I'd sent the dancer to find more…difficult items.

I was so excited, and to be perfectly honest, slaphappy, that I began to sing while I worked. It went something like this:

"Gonna gonna get my roo-om. My roo-om. I'm gonna get my roo-om 'Cuz they'll all love my foo-od. And then I'll have fun, because I'll be living with the Organization! Organization!"

Okay, I never said I was musically talented. Or that I was good at coming up with lyrics. But I was slaphappy, so I didn't really care.

I made bread. All kinds of bread. Nothing, not a single thing, smells as good as baking bread. Food-wise that is. I filled up all twenty, yes twenty, ovens with multiple loaves of bread in each. All the while singing out my plan for all to hear. It was noon before I finally took a break, to let the bread cook. I filled a crystal stem glass with water, and plopped in some ice cubes. I turned around, and low and behold, Saix was sitting at the table, arms crossed, glaring at me. The glass slipped out of my hand and shattered on the floor.

"What are you doing here?" I asked reluctantly.

"I came to see why you were not present at breakfast." Saix had said accusingly at me.

"Hu- How long have you been sitting there?" I stammered.

"Long enough," Saix growled, uncrossing his arms and standing up. "And I can personally guarantee that you will NEVER get a room closer to the Organization that is IF you even get to keep this room. As soon as Xemnas gets back, I'm going to make sure he kicks you out of the castle." He told me, a satisfied smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

Did I mention that Saix and I do not get along? I have an independent personality. I believe rules are made to be broken. Saix absolutely HATES it when anything pierces his little world of order and perfection. And I discovered all that in the first interview.

Saix then calmly sauntered out of the room, leaving me standing in a pile of broken glass. I had to act, fast. The dancer showed up then, and plopped some bags onto the countertop before sliding over to clean up the glass at my feet. I ran over to the counter and started digging through the bags until I found what I needed. Ex-lax.

I quickly whipped up a chocolate shake and poured three times the recommended serving size of ex-lax into the blender. When the shake was mixed up I poured it into a glass for Saix. I topped of the shake with a straw and mini umbrella. Heehee, that'll teach Saix to mess with my plans.

I called a dancer, and had her take the shake to Saix. On a crystal platter no less. Had to be sure he would drink ALL of it.

Soon after that the baking bread started wafting its intoxicating scent throughout the castle. Members of the Organization were soon to follow.

Long story short, I made a TON of bread. I met all the members of the organization, and when Xemnas returned to a castle smelling of warm bread, and not burnt food, he immediately deemed me the new chef, and gave me the room I wanted.

Luxord, who is the Organizations medical person, is confounded as to what mysterious disease overtook Saix, and led him to spend all day in the bathroom. I quietly moved my stuff to my new room. The fun starts now!