The Trouble with Cleaning Duty

Introduction: Part 2

This whole mess started back when Link was still searching for Zelda on the surface. Link would return to Skyloft from time to time to rest from his arduous travels. He enjoyed visiting the villagers and took particular comfort in speaking with Pipit's mother.

On the night when they became more than just friendly relations, Link found himself sipping tea at the extremely dusty table in her house. She was wearing an airy cotton dress, because her normal outfit was too dirty, and she was putting off doing laundry as usual. Link could see the shape of her bra through the dress and tried not to stare.

She refilled his cup and sat next him, "so Link, tell me . . ." she said with a mischievous grin, "is there any truth to the rumors about you and the item check girl?"

"Peatrice?" Link scowled, "I can't fucking stand her."

The middle-aged brunette raised an eyebrow and eyed him skeptically.

"Okay, okay!" Link admitted, "I had drunk sex with her once."

She laughed and Link continued, "And now she won't leave me alone . . . and she is not someone I would do sober."

"My Goddess!" she was laughing hysterically, "Link has a stalker!"

"I have to lock my door before I go to sleep at night," Link sighed, "and when I don't open it for her, I hear her hitting on the other guys."

This made her laugh even harder.

"Peatrice is the town slut for sure," said Link.

"And here I thought my son was the town slut."

They both laughed.

"How is Pipit, by the way?" asked Link.

"Same as ever," she answered exasperated, "he won't get off of my case about cleaning this house. How am I supposed to get rid of all of this dust?"

"Actually," Link rustled through his things, "I recently got an item you may find helpful."

She looked on curiously as Link got the gust bellows out and turned it on. A forceful wind blew away all of the dust from the part of the floor Link was pointing it at.

"Amazing!" she jumped out of her chair, "so much power!"

Link grinned and stood with it in a mock dramatic pose.

"Could you clean my house with that?" she asked. "I will pay you!"

"Sure," said Link.

So Link blasted the dust from her house making sure he did a thorough job. He went over a few places twice, and when he got back to the table he accidently shot some air at the enthusiastic lady.

"I'm so sorry!" Link turned off the device.

"No, don't stop!" she jumped up and down, "it's such a rush!"

"Okay," Link shrugged and blasted her with the wind.

"Woohoo!"

She enjoyed the wind for a few minutes until, much to Link's embarrassment, her dress flew off over her head and onto the newly cleaned floor. He turned beat red. She was wearing a purple bra and panties with happy flying birds on them.

"Do you like what you see?" she asked with the mischievous grin back on her face.

Link realized he was staring. He dropped the gust bellows and started running across the room in an attempt to retrieve the dress. Unfortunately, before he could reach the garment, he tripped over a chair and ended up tackling the half-naked woman to the floor instead.

"Wow!" she said, amazed.

"I'm so sorry, I-" Link was cut off as she pressed her lips against his.

She grabbed his shoulders so he couldn't move off of her. He resisted for a few seconds but then closed his eyes and relaxed. They made out for a while, and then Link broke the kiss and looked at her questioningly.

"Did you like that?" she asked, out of breath.

"Yes," he answered, "but are you sure you're okay with this? I mean I like you, but I am younger than your son."

"If you're okay with it then so am I," she stroked his cheek.

Their eyes met, and neither of them had to say another word. Link just smiled, picked her up, and carried the lady over to her bed. Ever since then, Link would go to her house often to clean, among other things . . .

Author's note: So this introduction was kind of a tease! : ) The good stuff is coming. I don't think Pipit's mom has a name, so she will remain nameless for now. In a few days I will post the first chapter where we will be seeing a lot of Pipit (if you know what I mean.) Let me know what you think so far! Thank you so much for reading!