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Still Into You - Part 2

Naruto was on a mission.

Not an actual mission, a fake sort of personal mission.

He had just found out that Sasuke was in love with…he couldn't even say it! It was…just…no. No. Which is why he had to ask Sasuke about it. Now. Before he lost his nerve.

Since he knew that Sasuke was in a meeting with the hokage, he walked (well, speed-walked, really) to the office and waited outside the door. He even hid his chakra level so they wouldn't know he was there (and people didn't think he was a good ninja? Psh, he had some mad skills). He was gonna wait for them to finish, then pounce on Sasuke as soon as he walked out the door.

Literally. He was gonna hang onto Sasuke's back like a monkey until he answered all his questions. Oh yes, he was such a genius.

After waiting a grand total of 8 minutes, Sasuke walked out of the building.

Naruto pounced.

Somehow, he actually made it to Sasuke's back and held on for 32 seconds before being thrown off.

"Idiot! What the hell?"

"Hi!" Naruto looked around, "Oh, er, no. We've already covered that part of the conversation."

"Not really, since you just JUMPED ONTO MY BACK!"

"It was the only way I could think of to get you to listen, meanie!"

"Naruto, this is what happens when you think. Don't do it anymore, Okay? It's safer for everyone that way," Sasuke said as he held a hand out to help Naruto up.

"Ugh. My poor bottom is really taking pounding today. First Shikamaru, now you," Naruto dusted the seat of his pants for the second time in twenty minutes.

"…Poun-pounding? What did that lazy ass do to you? I'll kill him!" Sasuke looked livid.

"Geez, calm down, bastard. He had to do it, or I would've been on top of him. That woulda been awkward."

That just seemed to make Sasuke angrier, "He's dead."

"What?! You can't just kill him for rolling out of the way! He's a ninja, Sasuke! If he didn't move out of the way, I would've landed on him. And I jumped from really high that time!"

"From really high? Did you try to jump on him too?" Sasuke narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Well, yeah. What did you think?" Naruto tilted his head at Sasuke.

"Nothing. Nothing at all," Sasuke sighed, "So what did you want? Besides to jump on my back I mean."

"Blahblahblah. You shoulda moved, bastard. Anyway, we need to talk, Sasuke. It's sooooper important!"

"Fine, let's go to my place," Sasuke had a feeling it had something to do with what they spoke about earlier and he didn't want to bring it up again. But he knew Naruto wouldn't stop until he got his answers.

"I'll race you, teme!" Naruto took off in a gust of wind and sand.

"And I'll get there first, dobe," Sasuke scoffed before following.

After the short race (which Sasuke won), they were seated comfortably in Sasuke's lounge. Naruto was fidgeting and Sasuke was growing more and more nervous by the minute.

"Spit it out, idiot!"

"Iknowyou'reinlovewithmydad!" Naruto said all in one breath.

"What?!" Sasuke's eyes widened.

"I know…I know that you're in love with my dad. And it's okay, I swear. I mean, I'm sorry but I don't think he'd date you. He loves my mom and you're way too young for him but I'll help you find someone else, I promise. At least now I know why you didn't want to be with Sakura. And I swear, I won't tell my dad any-"

Naruto's eyes widened as Sasuke cut him off.

With his mouth.

Unable to compute. Unable to-to-

Sasuke pulled away from the kiss, "Usuratonkachi? Hey, are you alive?"

"You-you-you-"

"I kissed you. Say it with me now: kissed."

"Kis-kis-kissed-"

"Good boy," Sasuke said as he patted Naruto's head and went to the kitchen.

Naruto was still stuttering as Sasuke moved around, preparing a bowl of ramen.

"Maybe I shouldn't have kissed him. I think I broke him. But it's not my fault! He thought I was in love with his dad! The hell?" Sasuke mumbled to himself. He walked back to the lounge and held the bowl under Naruto's nose, "Come on, idiot. Wake up and smell the ramen."

"Mmmm. Ra-men. RAMEN!" Naruto grabbed the bowl and practically inhaled it. He looked up when he was done and saw Sasuke smirking at him, "Kis-kis-kissed-"

Sasuke smacked Naruto upside the head, "Not that again."

Snapping out of his stupor, Naruto jumped up, "I don't understand, Sasuke! Why did you kiss me? What about my dad?"

"What about your dad? I never said I was in love with him," Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"But-but I went to Shikamaru and he said that you weren't in love with Sakura because you were in love with someone else since before you left with snake-pervert!"

"And he was correct. But why did you think it was your dad?"

"Shikamaru said so!"

"He said, 'Sasuke is in love with your dad'?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"…Well no." Naruto mumbled.

"That's what I thought. What exactly did he say?"

"He said...uhm…that they had blonde hair and blue eyes and tanned skin. That's my dad, Sasuke!"

"Hmm. It is a pretty good description of your dad," Sasuke smirked when Naruto lowered his head, "But it's also a pretty good description of your dad's son."

"Ugh, that guy! But you can't love him! That guy's such a…a…me?"

"And he finally figures it out," Sasuke rolls his eyes.

"But then, why did you ask Sakura out? You should've just asked me! I would've said yes! No one says no to Sasuke!" Naruto's face was turning blue.

"Breathe, dobe," Sasuke takes a hold of Naruto's waist and pulls him closer, "No one says no to Sasuke, eh?"

"N-no. It's impossible."

"So if I told you to kiss me right now, you'd say yes?"

"Yes, of course! I'm in love with yo-" Naruto stopped himself, "Crap!"

"I love you too, idiot."

"Really?"

"It's the only reason I stayed with Sakura. I wanted to be closer to you, but I didn't think you'd let me if you found out…"

"That's…That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, Sasuke! And you call me an idiot?"

"Yeah, I guess you're right. Now, kiss me."

Naruto didn't have time to respond before Sasuke tried to suck his face off. But if he did have time, he would've said one thing:

Yes.

The End

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