Welcome to another chapter of the Puffball Project! Here we get two characters who kick Kirby and Magolor out of the main character tags!
Well, here you go.
Somewhere in the middle of Whispy Woods laid a purple heap of evil. He had just been thrown from Green Greens all the way to Vegetable Valley. Normally, this wouldn't have happened. If it had, he would destroy whoever had done it with a curse of eternal slumber. Though he probably would have done it to anyone who got in his way.
Back to the point.
Nightmare got up into his feet and looked around. The trees were so thick he couldn't see a thing. If that was the case, Zero couldn't see him either. He could go out and kill Kirby before Zero did! There was just one problem.
He was lost.
The angry evil overlord looked around, trying to remember what he saw on the way down from the sky.
Let's see... Trees, Trees... Suddenly he remembered the sight of Dedede's Castle to the right of where he was falling. Now he had to decide what was the right direction from his current point. Before he could do that, however, he heard angry yelling.
"Savages! Savages!"
The woods seemed cooler than they had been before he heard the shouts. Wasn't this the effect he had on people?
"SHOW YOURSELF, FOOL! I, THE DEMON KING NIGHTMARE WILL EXTERMINATE YOU!" He yelled. No one came out.
"SHOW YOURSELF OR ELSE!"
Still nothing.
"THAT IS IT, I WILL CAST A SLEEPING SPELL ON YOU! HAVE FUN IN-" Mid threat, he realized he was still powerless. No Maleficent style spells for him.
A sound came from the bushes.
"You sure sound like that tyrant, but you don't look like him." A figure materialized in front of Nightmare. It was oval shaped with a suit and lavender hair.
No. It couldn't be."President Maxx Profit Haltmann?!?" Nightmare screamed. "I thought you went out of business... and why are you a ghost?!?"
Haltmann put a ghostly hand on his chin.
"I funded the rebellion and the GSA bought weapons from me. I did this in hope that they would defeat you. They didn't know about my ulterior motive. However, I made a mistake by trying to mechanize Popstar and take all of its resources. Kirby defeated me and my supercomputer. Unlike you, i'm not immortal."
"YOU DID WHAT?!?" Nightmare screamed.
"And you fought Kirby?!? The pink blob that defeated me?"
"Yes. I died out in space but I came back for revenge."
Revenge, huh? Maybe I can make a deal here. The puffball thought.
"President Haltmann. You want revenge on that bumbling idiot just as much as I do." Nightmare walked around the ghost.
"Let's make a deal. If you help me defeat Kirby, I'll let you become a demon and you can rule part of the galaxy as one of my supervisors."
"And if we lose?" Haltmann questioned.
"If we lose, we lose. You'll still be a ghost. I won't be able to do anything about that unless I get my powers back."
Haltmann nodded and shook the demon lord's hand. "Alright. There's just one more thing."
"What else would you want?"
"I want to see my daughter again."
~Spacer~
Zero was flying over Whispy Woods, looking for the other evil puffball. If Nightmare got away, he would certainly try to kill Kirby on his own. Unfortunately, the trees enveloped the ground like a blanket.
"Where is that moron?" Zero grumbled.All he saw below him was green, green and more green. He dove closer to the treetops and was struck by something that was flying through the air. The winged puffball and what ever had slammed into him fell through the sky and into the trees.
"Hey! Watch where you divebomb!" said a nasal voice. Zero looked to his side and saw an orange puffball with knitting needles, a poncho, and sombrero with a propeller on it.
"Who are you?" Zero questioned. Didn't this dreamlander know who he was, even if he was a puffball? He was wearing giant bandages!
"I'm Yin-Yarn, a sorcerer from Patchland! I came here with my magic sock!" The puffball smiled.
The "patchland" part made his cluelessness make more sense. But what kind of a name was Yin-Yarn?
"Well... Yin-Yarn, I need to get going. There's a certain puffball I'm looking for."
"Oh, are you looking for Kirby?!? I was gonna go get him too since I turned into a puffball myself!"
Zero spoke. "Yes and no. I'm looking for an acquaintance of mine. We both tried to take over Dreamland in the past and agreed that whoever kills the puffball first takes Popstar for their empire."
"KILL HIM?!?!?" Yin-Yarn was shocked.
"I get taking over Popstar, but killing someone? That's too far! Why not make them your puppet instead?"
"Because its too naive to believe that people won't rebel."
Yin-Yarn scowled. "Well, your just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?"
Zero was completely done with Yin-Yarn's silliness so he got up and walked away.
"Hey! I was talking to you! Please come back!" Yin-Yarn pleaded. Zero ignored him.
"Fine, I'll just follow you then! And if you fly, I'll use my hat! It was normal and then I put a propeller on it after Kirby beat me!"
~Spacer~
Well, if it doesn't make sense or isn't as funny as the first chapter, I wasn't very sure where to go with it. Bad planning on my part.
Guess I'm writing this (and maybe the fic about Daroach and Spinni vs the spaghetti monster.)
Oh, and happy Leif Erickson Day!
Hinga Dinga Durgen!How did spongebob even know that holiday existed