Disclaimers: Same as Ch 1
AN: I'm not sure whether I should switch catagories or not, let me know if I should
Edit: I'm moving this to the Dr Who section
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Delilah rounded on the two men standing in front of her; she was starting to get annoyed
"Ok what's going on, you" she pointed at the Doctor "with your badly fitting suit, so out of date it needs carbon dating" the Doctor opened his mouth to protest as Jack laughed. "And you 'Captain' if that's what you are, with a fetish for World War Two uniforms and a rather worryingly intimate knowledge of one of the most top secret organisations in the world, which I, coincidently, happen to work for. You land in my garden in a phone box from Dixon of Dock Green with a girl who just happened to be at the same party as my niece and you spout off about Sod's Law fields as if I'm supposed to know what it means, so explain" she shouted. The Doctor scratched his ear absentmindedly
"Erm...you really wouldn't understand," he said, Delilah glared at him
"Lili do you know if Colonel's Sheppard and Carter are armed" asked Delilah, Lili dragged her attention away from Jack's arse
"Can't say I noticed," she admitted.
"Now wait a minute, I can explain, that's my ship and we were going to Cardiff but it sensed an entropy field and landed us here, as I said entropy causes coincidence which is why we've...well you" he pointed to Jack and Delilah "have got something in common" said the Doctor, quickly.
Delilah's phone rang, she sighed as Laura's number popped up and she answered it
"Laura, yeah I know but we have visitors, one says he's with Torchwood...um...Jack Harkness...oh ok" she looked at Jack and chuckled "you should be ashamed of yourself auntie, on my way" Delilah said into her phone. She snapped it shut "well it looks like you're going to meet Sam Carter face to face, your Torchwood credentials actually hold some credibility with the International Oversight Authority, come on". The four of them started to make their way back to the house
"Would Laura be Lady Laura Harlington, she of the extremely sexy voice by any chance?" asked Jack
"Yes, my aunt, how do you know her? As far as I know the IOA has nothing to do with Torchwood, you tend to keep yourself to yourself, so I've heard anyway," replied Delilah
"I called in a few of favours and got hold of her number to help me negotiate with Stargate Command over a couple of things" Jack looked at the Doctor, who'd gone quite pale "you ok? He asked. The Doctor shook himself out of his daydream
"What? Oh...yeah...just a bit of a shock that's all, but I should have guessed, what with the entropy field and all that, but Laura" he smiled at Delilah "I really should have clicked when you introduced yourself" he explained, Delilah looked at Jack, who shrugged,
"Ok" she said.
They reached the house and an elegant woman dressed in black came out to meet them
"Darling how are you?" she said as she kissed Delilah on the cheek
"Fine thanks, this is Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood," she said as Jack took Laura's hand and shook it
"I'm pleased to meet you at last Ma'am," he said.
"And this is..." she started to introduce the Doctor but he flung his arms around Laura and hugged her, much to her surprise"
"Laura, it's wonderful to see you again," he said with a grin
"As much as I like strange young men throwing themselves at me, but I'm sure I'd remember if we'd met before," Laura replied with a chuckle
"Oh yeah, I've changed since we last met, it's me the Doctor" he said. Laura shook her head
"No, you're not the Doctor, he was older and he had a thing for velvet, his assistant then was a pretty girl called Jo Grant" she said
"I regenerated but I am him, Lady Laura Harlington wife of the late Colonel Jack Harlington, worked for MI5 for a while trapping spies. After Jack was killed you moved to UNIT to become a negotiator, you saved the world when you helped me fight off an attack by a race of poison spitting plant people" he said. Laura's face softened
"My goodness, it is you" she said in wonder
"Yes" he said with a smile
"Ahem" said an annoyed voice behind them, Laura sighed and turned to Delilah
"I'm sorry darling but they insisted," she said
"If you'd answer you phone instead of ignoring me we wouldn't need to come here," said Dr Rodney McKay
"I always ignore you Rodney, ok introduction time, from Stargate Command we have, Colonel Samantha Carter, Colonel John Sheppard and the one with the whiney voice is Dr Rodney McKay, from God only knows where we have the Doctor, from Torchwood Captain Jack Harkness and from the Royal Hope Hospital we have Martha," said Delilah. Sam Carter glared at Jack
"You're not what I expected," she said, Jack saluted smartly
"A pleasure to meet you Colonel Carter Ma'am" he said. Put on the back foot, Sam returned the salute
"Captain" she replied
"Ok who's going to go first?" asked Laura, the Doctor drew in a breath but Rodney beat him to it
"We've been tracking an entropy field, it's getting stronger, obviously, and it's stopped here so which one of you stole our entropy manipulator" said Rodney.