Chapter 2
Dipper was getting ready for the party when Mabel came in the room. She asked "Why are you dressing like a dumb poophead?"
"Well, I got invited to Pacifica Northwest's party." replied Dipper. Mabel gasped and slapped him. "You're dead to me!" she yelled. Then she scurried off.
Dipper didn't know what was going on. Then he looked at the clock. It was 3:50! He knew he was never gonna make it. Then he got an idea.
He got the keys to the cart and left. Once he got there, he looked at the time. Exactly 4:00. He rang the doorbell.
"Hi Dipper." said Pacifica. He walked and looked around. He went to the backyard and saw the party was ready.
They had their own DJ, and their silverware was made of pure gold! Pacifica and Dipper grabbed some food and ate up. Pacifica ate so nice while Dipper on the other hand was eating like an ape.
Then Mr. and Mrs. Northwest came out to check on them. They didn't like the way Dipper was eating, but at least she had a friend.
Then they danced to some music. (Just to be clear, it wasn't a slow dance or anything) Then it got awkward.
They DJ played a slow song and said "Now let's bring it down. Pacifica, and that random dude not as rich as you or as pleasant or as nice looking, now's the time."
They got together and started to dance. Pacifica and Dipper were both blushing. They got closer and closer and closer. Then, they ended the dance with a kiss.
But as they were kissing, and surprise guest came and was surprised to see this happening. The surprise guest fell to his/her knees and yelled "NOOOOO!"