Auntie Lauren chooses her own name for the baby and brings a present.
Uncle Joey declared war.
"OH MY GOSH, MERE," Lauren screeched entering the Manor, startling everyone in it at that time.
"What, Lauren?" She laughed.
"I found the cutest onesie for Insert Name Here!" She continued on, while Meredith was still trying to figure out what she said. She looked at Brian for help.
"Wait, Lauren, what'd you call him?"
"Insert Name Here," She said like it was no big deal. Joey was on the floor laughing though.
"Why?"
"Because," She sighed. "The baby in your uterus still has no name, so I don't know what to call him? Do I call him Brian Junior—"
"No!" Brian let out.
"Do I call him Meredith and Brian's baby? So, I decided on Insert Name Here!" She beamed. "That child could have so many different names!"
"She does have a point," Joey heaved himself off the floor and back to the chair at the table.
"Can I go on with my onesie story?" Lauren huffed.
"Sure," Brian agreed.
"Anyway, I was on Google searching up random stuff to make me giggle, when I came across an ad on the side of the page. It said, 'Design Your Own Onesie'. Naturally, I couldn't refuse going to the website, I wanted to learn how to design my own onesie for Insert Name Here. So, with my PhD in Creativity for Kids, I designed a onesie!" She went inside her purse that everyone joked was too big for her petite self, and pulled out a box that had bacon wrapping paper on it and handed it to Meredith. Brian and Joey both gathered around her and the boxed gift.
"You bought it, too?" Joey asked amazed.
"I love my unofficial nephew, Joey. Do you?" She challenged as she urged the couple to open the present.
"Just because I don't get him a oneise, doesn't mean I don't love him! I do!" Joey assured while Brian and Meredith began to remove the wrapping paper covering the box together. When the wrapping paper was off, Brian allowed Meredith to open the box herself.
"Lauren," She cooed showing off the blue onesie with yellow letters that read 'STARKID' and had a sticky note at the end of it that had a 'dy' on it. "This is the most adorable thing ever! I love it!" She got up to hug her best friend.
"Alright, Lauren," Joey walked to the front door, ripping his jacket off the coat rack. "This means war. I bet I can find something cuter than your onesie." He glared walking out the door and slamming it behind him. Lauren laughed menacingly, thinking to herself that nothing was cuter than her onesie.
"Well, this can't end well." Brian predicted.
"Oh, well," His wife shrugged her shoulders. "Free clothes." Brian laughed and gave her a kiss on the lips.