The instant messages-
Disclaimer-I DON'T OWN HOUSE OR ANYTHING OFF IT!!! SHUT UP FOX!!!Pairings: House/Cuddy (Huddy)
Genre: Humor/Romance
Reviews: NO FLAMES!!!
Rating: T
Show: Well DUH!!!
Summary: House, Cuddy, Wilson, the Ducklings and instant messaging!!! Very amusing in my mind. Please Read and Review!!!
A/N-This chapter will only be House, Wilson and Cuddy; the next chapter will be just the ducklings.
Chatroom started by WonderJimmyWonderJimmy: Hey, House
SnarkypillsMD: Hey, shouldn't you be with the cancies?
WonderJimmy: Cancies?
SnarkypillsMD: People who suffer cancer
WonderJimmy: They're called Cancer Patients
SnarkypillsMD: Whatever
WonderJimmy: What are the ducklings doing?
SnarkypillsMD: Running tests
WonderJimmy: Oh, do you want to invite Cuddy on?
SnarkypillsMD: Why?
WonderJimmy: So all of us can talk
SnarkypillsMD: Are you going to be annoying?
WonderJimmy: I'm never annoying!
SnarkypillsMD: Sure, I belive you…
WonderJimmy: I'm inviting her
SnarkypillsMD: : p
FunbagsMD has entered the chatroomFunBagsMD: Hey guys
SnarkypillsMD: Hey
WonderJimmy: Hey
FunBagsMD: No patients, James?
WonderJimmy: Nope
FunBagsMD: You could work in the CLINIC (cough) House (cough)
SnarkypillsMD: Doctor Cuddy you should go to the clinic for that cough you have
FunBagsMD: Will I see you there, Doctor House?
SnarkypillsMD: Why Cuddy you naughty, naughty girl, you
FunBagsMD: Yeah, cause you're so sexy when you wear a lab coat (rolls eyes)
SnarkypillsMD: See Jimmy the rumors are true
WonderJimmy: House grow up, before your fired
SnarkypillsMD: Cuddy wouldn't fire me she loves me too much
WonderJimmy: Of course she does (rolls eyes)
FunBagsMD: Thank-you James
SnarkypillsMD: If you two keep rolling your eyes they will fall off your faces
WonderJimmy: Yeah then what would we do!
FunBagsMD: I don't quite know.
SnarkypillsMD: See, you would be at a lost for not listening to me
WonderJimmy: If Cuddy couldn't see she wouldn't know how to put on low cut tops.
SnarkypillsMD: That'd be terrible! Wait, she'd be topless!
FunBagsMD: I'll have someone give me a sweater
SnarkypillsMD: Damn!
WonderJimmy: We got him there!
FunBagsMD: So we did!
SnarkypillsMD: You two suck :p
FunBagsMD: Ah, poor baby you
SnarkypillsMD: I know, poor me
WonderJimmy: Oh get over yourself
SnarkypillsMD: Harsh toke dude
WonderJimmy: What does that mean?
SnarkypillsMD: How should I know? That's what the author always says
WonderJimmy: What author?
SnarkypillsMD: The one writing this
FunBagsMD: House stop it! Were the only ones writing here
SnarkypillsMD: That's what she wants you to think
FunBagsMD: Okay it's getting annoying
WonderJimmy: Lets just ignore him then
SnarkypillsMD: Fine I'll stop
FunBagsMD: Thank-you
SnarkypillsMD: In reward can I look at your swaying ass?
WonderJimmy: House!
FunBagsMD: No James I got it, 3 more clinic hours
SnarkypillsMD: WHAT!!!
WonderJimmy: Good job Lise
FunBagsMD: I know
SnarkypillsMD: You can't give me 3 extra hours for me asking a question!
FunBagsMD: When it's inappropriate and when you owe me two anyway I can
SnarkypillsMD: No you can't! I'm working right now anyway
FunBagsMD: On what?
SnarkypillsMD: Trying to charm you back to my bed
WonderJimmy: Gross, House
SnarkypillsMD: It's not as hard as it seems, I've gotten her in bed like 8 times before
WonderJimmy: I don't think you have
SnarkypillsMD: I have!
WonderJimmy: And just why do I have trouble believing that?
SnarkypillsMD: Because your stupid
WonderJimmy: I resent that!
SnarkypillsMD: No, you represent that!
FunBagsMD: One to talk House
SnarkypillsMD: About what?
FunBagsMD: I could tell you but I think you can figure it out
SnarkypillsMD: You want me to do you?
FunBagsMD: NO!
SnarkypillsMD: Awwwwww!!!
WonderJimmy: I swear I'm watching 2 first graders
SnarkypillsMD: First graders talk about doing Cuddy?
WonderJimmy: Eww, No!
WonderJimmy: It's just the banter; it's like pulling her hair for attention
SnarkypillsMD: You sound like Cameron, is she mind controlling you?
WonderJimmy: No she is not
SnarkypillsMD: Could have fooled me
FunBagsMD: Anything could fool you
SnarkypillsMD: Not true!
FunBagsMD: You're right, they give you drugs they get what they want no matter what
SnarkypillsMD: Are you proposing I'm a drug addict?
FunBagsMD: Tell me that's rhetoricalSnarkypillsMD: It's not
WonderJimmy: Well I think it's safe to say you are, on pain meds
FunBagsMD: Safe to say? It's completely true!
WonderJimmy: Yes, yes it is
SnarkypillsMD: What are you two doing, forming an alliance against me?
FunBagsMD: And if the answer is yes?
SnarkypillsMD: I don't quite know, I might throw a fit
WonderJimmy: You do that whenever you don't get your own way
SnarkypillsMD: Your point being?
WonderJimmy: You need to have a fifth birthday cause obviously you're still 4
SnarkypillsMD: I live in Neverland, so sue me
WonderJimmy: That explains your ability to shamelessly flirt with Cuddy
SnarkypillsMD: Yes it does
FunBagsMD: Right here you know!
WonderJimmy: Oh, sorry Lise
FunBagsMD: I'm not even going to wait what House has to say, well G2G! Bye!
WonderJimmy: Bye
SnarkypillsMD: Later, girls!
WonderJimmy: House!
FunBagsMD: You forgot my ass, my legs and my face
SnarkypillsMD: So I did, bye ass, bye legs, and bye sexy angry face!
FunBagsMD: And bye limping jackass! Bye James.
WonderJimmy: See you at the board meeting
FunbagsMD as left the chatroomWonderJimmy: Well that was interesting
SnarkypillsMD: You said you wouldn't be annoying
WonderJimmy: You said you didn't have a thing for her
SnarkypillsMD: And I don't
WonderJimmy: Sure, likely story
SnarkypillsMD: Don't you have a board meeting soon?WonderJimmy: Yes, where I'm sure Cuddy is going to save your ass
SnarkypillsMD: Well DUH!
WonderJimmy: You make it seem like you enjoy her saving your job
SnarkypillsMD: Keep it on the DL; I like ogling her body all day instead of working
WonderJimmy: That's nothing to keep on the down low, we all know
SnarkypillsMD: Good, well I got to go, when that meeting ends page me
WonderJimmy: Why, lunch?
SnarkypillsMD: No, got to hide from the Wicked Witch of the West
WonderJimmy: Tell her!!!
SnarkypillsMD: Tell whom, what?
WonderJimmy: sigh Later
SnarkypillsMD: Later
WonderJimmy has left the chatroom SnarkypillsMD has left the chatroomA/N-Hope you enjoyed!!! Will update with the ducklings soon!!! Read and Review please!!!