"Will this rain ever end?"

"Now, now... where is the patient Captain I know so well?"

"Please..."

"Look, you said yourself this isn't the way we were expecting things to go, so just chill"

"Chill? What are you, seventeen?"

"You seem to have a huge problem with my age."

"I wouldn't have a problem if you would pick one and stick to it."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Never mind."

"Here we go again with you staring something and never finishing it. Does your double standard every get tired?"

"Double standard? That's rich."

"You do have a double standard, you know."

"Yeah, I hold myself to standards higher than everyone else, that's about as 'double' as it gets."

"Are we starting a pattern here?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm saying every time we get into a small space and it's raining, we seem to squabble."

"You started it."

"Oh, now who's the mature one?"

"You really enjoy driving me crazy, don't you."

"You make it easy."

"Oh, thank you sooooo much."

"Listen Lady, I'm just calling it as I see it."

"So it's 'Lady' again, is it?"

"You got a better term for your aloofness just when things get interested."

"That's not fair. I have to be in charge. It's not a personal choice, it's my job."

"Can you be 'off the clock' for even a little while?"

"You know I can. Maybe you're right, small spaces drive me crazy."

"They don't have to, you know. You can relax a bit. We aren't going anywhere."

"I know."

"And no one is coming to our rescue, if that's what you're thinking."

"We need to be rescued?"

"Well, maybe not you so much..."

"Andy, that is NOT funny."

"Really, I thought I was hilarious."

"You know, just because I'm good at being in control, doesn't mean I always want to be."

"Sharon, no one said you had to be all the time."

"I'm not all the time, just when I'm around you people."

"Oh, so now I'm 'you people'?"

"You know what I mean."

"No, I don't. I think you have to explain that one to me."

"It's just... all of you are so tight at work. You've been together for years, and I had a very defined position as an outsider. Now I'm asked to be a different kind of outsider."

"You're still part of the team."

"Yes and no. And that's the way it is supposed to be. I can't administrate the unit and be buddies with everyone."

"Are we that much work?"

"Do you really want an answer to that?"

"Hrumph, I guess I got one regardless."

"It's different, I will say that."

"What? Than being FID?"

"No, I mean how old everyone is."

"Ah yes, the ancient unit. Wheelchairs are expected next week."

"No, I didn't mean that. FID had a lot of young officers who were still figuring out the game. Major Crimes has officers who know the game and don't give a damn."

"We get the job done."

"Yes, you do. And it's my job to see that it's done without risking litigation in the future."

"Are we that bad?"

"Honestly, no. But it's like Sword of Democles. If it happens on my watch, it's even more hideous because I used to be the one patching the holes."

"It's not all on you, you know. You can share it with the rest of us."

"Thanks for the offer, but no, I really can't."

"Why not?"

"As I mentioned, none of you give a damn."

"What? About solving the murders?"

"Oh no... solving murders is exactly what you do. It's the aftermath that none of you seem concerned with."

"You're going to have to give us time, Sharon. It used to be good enough just to do our thing. Now we have to put it in a nice box, wrap it in a bow, put it under the tree and hope the receiver opens it. It's a lot more work."

"True, but once it's done, it's filed and only reviewed for historical purposes. I like finishing it fully, and not having to keep massive files open for years."

"There's that need to be in control and finish things that other people start."

"What can I say, I'm a creature of habit."

"And you're still avoiding the subject."

"What subject is that?"

"That you do have a double standard."

"Andy..."

"You do."

"Fine, I'll admit it. Does that make you happy?"

"That's not what I was going for. Maybe we should change the subject."

"Maybe we should. When will this rain end?"

"Oh, that's classic."

"What do you mean."

"I mean, when the topic gets too hot, let's discuss the weather."

"Well, it was the weather that got us into this situation."

"No, it was having to attend this conference that got us into this situation."

"Fine. You did check all the windows for leaks, didn't you?"

"Yes Ma'am."

"Oh, everything I say seems to come out the wrong way."

"Sorry Sharon, I'm just messing with you. I know this whole deal is stressing you out."

"It shouldn't."

"Who care if it should or shouldn't, it is. What you 'should' do is try to get comfortable and relax."

"How can I?"

"Just lean back, close your eyes, and enjoy the sound of the rain."

"That simple?"

"It can be. Just let me help you."

"Okay, I'm trusting you.

"You won't regret it. This is the best way to relax that I know."

"Mmmm, I should really lean on you like this more often."

"Works for me. We can just soak here and listen to the rain."