Well, I found out who Dumbledore is. And Snape, too.
Let me tell you, I am not impressed. In fact, when I meet my soul mate, I'm going to throttle them. There's no way Dumbledore can die! He's awesome! Sure, Snape's weird, but I absolutely refuse to believe it. My soul mate's probably just trying to trick me. Yeah, that must be it. What an absolute tosser.
Oh, I hope I have a witty response when that fateful day comes. I hope to God that my soul mate has been branded with the most embarrassing words possible in the most obvious place. I really, truly, hope they do. Hell, I'll make them get a new tattoo once I find them. A bloody stupid one! That'll teach them.
I must admit, I'm the tiniest bit thankful for my tattoo. After all, that frog seems to like Harry Potter, too. I can't wait to break the news to him. It'll serve him right for making fun of my hair! Honestly, that tosser. I don't have any doubt in my mind that the unfortunate soul he's destined to be with has something gross and perverted written on them. Then again, I don't suppose they're all that great themselves, since they're planning on loving Francis. The crazy wanker.
Antonio's still proud of his tomato. Honestly, I'm just confused as to why he's got a picture instead of words. It's not a common occurrence, you know? Does his soul mate have a matching tattoo of a tomato? It's just so weird and makes absolutely no sense. If only Antonio's soul mate had taken advantage of the situation and said something incredibly rude or stupid. That'd be way better than some dumb tomato. The idiot doesn't deserve a tattoo he can be proud of. He's too stupid. Stupid, stupid Antonio.
Gilbert, too! Gilbert's stupid. I don't really talk to him much, but he hangs around with Antonio and Francis. In general, Gilbert's an arse. I've seen his tattoo. It's on his stomach. Two simple words: "well, fuck." Of course, Gilbert is incredibly proud of having such a vulgar word permanently written on him. As for Francis, well, he has a single word written on his left leg: "sorry." It's kind of vague, really. Did someone just bump into him? Are they apologising because they don't want to live the rest of their life with the frog? I can't blame them for that one.
Trust me, though, those boys are not my friends. I hate them. I really, truly do! But since I clearly have to wait until Snape kills Dumbledore, I might as well keep you interested, right? So, I'll tell you about everyone else.
A/N: Ahh I'm so awful at this I am so sorry. By the way, who should France be paired with? I don't really ship him with anyone, except maybe Canada. Anyway, let me know what you think! And I'll try to hurry it along, aha. The next few chapters will probably be about Spamano whilst I try and make time go as quickly as possible so Arthur can meet Alfred. Thank you for reading and thank you for all the kind reviews so far! (Sorry the chapters have been so short. I'm hoping to make them longer. Also, I hadn't known about the Ebene fic! I'm so sorry if it looks like I'm copying that idea! I'd never even heard of another fic with this plot, so again I'm sorry.)