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"So... Frazel (Frank and Hazel) or Heo/Frazel (Leo and Hazel)?" Percy asked. Annabeth rolled her eyes. Percy had really caught on to the whole ship vs. ship thing, and so had Leo, which had resulted in him being charmspoke to do stupid things. Honestly, thought Annabeth, why would he ask Piper about Jasper vs Jayna? It had taken so long to remove him from the engine.

"Heo." Jason said, looking over the side. Annabeth looked around to make sure Frank, Hazel or Leo were anywhere to be seen. They weren't on deck with four. Leo was probably working on the ship, and Frank and Hazel were probably in the lounge or doing something else... in a closet.

"Frazel." Piper argued.

"Heo." Annabeth said.

"Frazel. They obviously belong together." Percy stated.

Annabeth resisted the urge to roll her eyes again. "Since when did you know about love?" she asked teasingly.

The arm that was around her shoulders slipped down to her waist. "I've learned a lot of new things, Wise Girl." He whispered in her ear.

"Hazel is obviously going to end up with Leo." Jason said, countering Percy's statement about Frazel.

"You sound like one of my siblings, Jason." Piper complained.

Percy stared at Jason with narrowed eyes. "Why is that?" He raised one eyebrow in a quirky way that always made Annabeth's heart go crazy in her chest. She cursed and tried to calm down her heart rate.

"Well Leo looks and acts like Sammy. Obviously she would like him."

Piper rolled her eyes. "Just because he looks and acts like Sammy doesn't mean anything. Frank and Hazel are best friends. They have saved each others' back a thousand times. Just because a person reminds you of someone you used to like doesn't mean they are that someone. It's just not the same."

"They told each other their deepest, darkest secrets. Frank's like her teddy bear... with huge muscles and who can shape shift into other animals." Percy added. "Just don't tell Frank I called him a teddy bear."

"Leo and Hazel are both very positive. Their personalities fit together." Annabeth said.

"Doesn't a positive times a positive equal a negative?" Percy asked, puzzled.

Annabeth slapped her hand to her forehead. "No, Seaweed Brain. A positive times a positive equals a positive!"

Jason expression lit up. He obviously had just experienced a light bulb moment. "A positive, which is Hazel, times a negative, which is Frank, equals a negative! So they can't be together!"

Percy pulled out a pipe and put it in his mouth. Annabeth and the others stared at him in shock. "Are you smoking?" Piper asked, completely dumbfounded. He blew into it and a few bubbles came out. Annabeth punched him. "Kelp Head." she muttered. Percy grinned sheepishly.

"Elementary, my dear Jason." He blew another bubble out of his pipe. "Frank might be a negative, but he is positive around Hazel, therefore, a positive times a positive equals a positive! They are good together."

Leo walked on deck, wiping the oil and grease off his hands with a rag. "Why are you guys talking about math? Wait, is that a pipe that blows out bubbles?" Leo ran over to Percy.

Frank and Hazel walked in next. "Has anyone seen my 'All About Animals' book?"

Percy thrust his fist into the air. "It looks like we have a mystery on our hands. Holmes and Watson are on the case!"

"Why do I have to be Watson?" Leo whined.

"Because I have the bubble pipe."

Annabeth looked over to Frank and stifled a laugh.

"Umm... Frank?" she asked hesitantly.

"Yes?"

"You have lipstick on your cheek."

Frank blushed furiously as the others laughed.

Readers Reasons
AGAINST FRAZEL
- Heo is an underdog couple, which is awesome.
-All Hazel felt for Frank is guilt.

AGAINST HEO
- Frank and Hazel kissed.
-Hazel is Frank's "First Girl".

A/N: If you couldn't tell by the tone of the writing, I am completely Frazel. I love Leo, but just no. I honestly don't understand the second reason against Frazel, but whatever. Special thanks to Sunny Snow and morbid bookworm. Next: Percabeth (everyone in this fandom should already know what couple this is) vs

A) Prachel (Percy and Rachel)
B) Perna (Percy and Reyna)
C) Perlia (Percy and Thalia)
D) A four way battle between all of the above.

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