Wally: Dude! Just do it already!
Dick: I'll be grounded for life!
W: Only if you get caught!
D: Fiiiine!
*Some time later*
D: I'm in deep doo doo
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Wally: I think my nose is broken
Mari: What happened?
W: Ran into playground equipment at the park
M: Were you super speeding?
W: No :,(
W: U still there?
M: Srry!
M: I almost died of laughter!
W: Ur a jerk!
M: And ur an idiot!
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Mari: Petey!
Peter: Yeah?
M: I have an idea for a prank and ur a part of it!
P: Knowing how ur brain works it'll either get us arrested, banned from a building/state/country, or confuse the h311 out of everyone. Answer's "No"
M: I was just going to suggest that I ride on Cujo's back while u ride on Wolf's while we race them through Paris!
P: I'm the one to ride Cujo and my answer changes to "Yes". Wolf doesn't trust me enough to let him ride on his back
M: Fiiiine!
(After this conversation, the citizens of Paris were both confused and somewhat scared when Ladybug and Spiderman were racing each other on the back of giant dogs. One white and the other green and black)
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Artimis: WALLY! I just saw u on TV!
Wally: What channel?!
A: Animal planet :D
W: I hate you
A: I hate you, too
Robin: Just tell the truth and kiss already!
W: How did you get in this conversation!?
R: I'm a hacker
R: It's what I do!
A: He has a point
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Unknown number: Hey, u free 2night?
Wally: Who's this?
Unknown: U know who I am!
W: ?
Unknown: We've been best friends since you were 11!
W: Satan?
Unknown: NOOO! IT'S DICK/ROBIN!
W: So I was right!
W: U r satan!
D: F U Wally!
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Ladybug: I JUST SWUNG INTO A TREE!
Chat: WHAT!?
CN: U ok?
CN: Or should I say…
LB: Don't u do it!
CN: Are you oaky!
LB: Don't be too surprised if you wake up tied to the top of the Eiffel
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Roy: I just ran over a bunny!
Wally: NOOOOO!
Dick: Easter's canceled because of you!
Danny: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
R: STOP IT! He ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to do?
Mari: Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail… OH NO! Here comes Roy! SPLAT! No more easter!
R: That's pretty morbed for you
Di: That's something I would expect Danny to say
Da: HEY!
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Dick: Wally
D: Walls
D: Wallace
D: Wally it's important!
Wally: What do u want? It's 3 in the morning!
D: I just farted
W: Is it illegal to ask for a normal friend?
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Ladybug: Someone got ahold of my phone and changed my contact names. Who's this?
NBi: What's my name saved as?
L: Nyah boi. Don't know y though
NB: It's Chat. Who changed the names?
LB: questions to answer that question. 1 What do boys have that girl's don't (unless mtf trans) and 2. Who goes by a bird's name?
CN: Robin?
LB: DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
LB: He put Kid Flash as Kid Hormones. The easy ones were KF, Danny, Chaos, Artimis, and Batman
CN: What'd he have them as?
LB: KF=Kid Hormones, Danny=Ghostbuster, Chaos=Daughter of Satan, Artimis=Harpy, Batman=I'm not a vampire
CN: Wait…
CN: I just realized something
LB: What?
CN: SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE BATMAN'S PHONE NUMBER!?
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Robin: Krypto is without a doubt the most powerful hero. Even though he's a dog.
Artimis: What? Who's Krypto?
R: He's a dog with all of Superman's powers.
R: In a fight between a human and a dog the dog can kill the human and not even get arrested!
A: Don't dogs that have killed get put down?
R: Well yeah… but you can't kill a Kryptonian unless you have kryptonite. Krypto's a Kryptonian dog!
A: So… Superman can take care of a Kryptonian dog, yet he didn't accept Conner until you, Danny/Dani, and Batgirl locked him up in a led room that was lined with kryptonite
R: Yeah, he makes no sense at times!
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Ladybug: I guess that would make sense, but what if the wombats were to stage a revolution and stole all the cookies? Then we'd have nothing to bribe narwhals with and I'd have nothing to feed Tikki!
Chat: What the heck!?
LB: whoops… that was meant for Wally
CN: I'm scared to ask what u 2 were talking about
LB: Yeah. It's best if u don't know
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Wally: I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.
Artimis: Oh, I do that all the time!
W: Put ur laundry in the fridge?
A: No. Think ur retarded! :D
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Ladybug: There was this girl I was stuck babysitting. She's 4.
Chat: And?
LB: Somehow, she got her fingers stuck in a can. I went to look for my phone when I heard her say "Fuq it!"
CN: …
LB: Went back into the kitchen to find out she yanked her fingers out. Blood was dripping down her fingers, some skin missing from her fingers (still stuck to the can), and she wasn't even crying!
CN: WHAT THE HECK!?
LB: If her parents ask me to watch her after this, I'm telling them 'No'! Pretty sure she's the spawn of Satan!
(AN: This is a true story. I was watching my cousin when she got her fingers stuck. She actually did cuss, too! I've been scared of her ever since. It's been two years!)
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Bruce: I'm being serious.
Dick: Hi, Being Serious! I'm Richard, but you can call me Dick!
B: You're grounded
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Tucker: She's got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur!
Danny: In Flo Rida's song 'low' he says that 'Shawty' is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, boots with fur, AND Reeboks with straps.
T: Point being?
Da: Isn't it obvious?
T: Isn't what obvious?
Da: She's a four legged morph woman! No wonder everyone in the club was staring at her!
T: I'm dying!
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Ladybug: I can almost hear the tick like clockwork
Chat: What tick?
LB: Hearing all the voices in my head each time I go
CN: U hear voices? Go where?
LB: There's a game they play that I'm not part of
CN: What game?
LB: tearing at all the and all the faults they know
CN: Uhhhh. You ok? I'm getting worried
LB: It's impossible to navigate around
LB: It's inevitable that you'll fall in
CN: Navigate around what? What the voiced do? I'll fall in what?
LB: It's improbable I'll ever come down
LB: I fell in and now I think I might drown
CN: Fell in where? Why are you texting me if you're at risk of drowning?
LB: I've fallen deep into a pit of vipers
LB: Sliding over, over me
LB: And I can't break free
CN: How did you go from drowning to being in a pit of vipers? Want me to help you escape? You're not making any sense though
LB: Secrets run deep when you're in a pit of vipers
LB: S-s-slithering, whispering
LB: Feel the venom poisoning me
CN: You got bit!? I'm gonna try to find you!
LB: No don't!
CN: Why not!
LB: Look up my part of the conversation
CN: …
CN: That wasn't funny!
LB: It was to me! Btw, Robin's been reading over my shoulder the whole time!
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If any of you have a suggestion as to what you would like me to do for this or the main story, I would love to read them! I currently have writers block on Young Miraculous Phantom, but I should start posting the rewrite before my birthday (May 11th)