Boredom Is a Bad Thing

by Taijiya Hatake Uchiha

this is stupid, and pointless. but here it is. this will be a story of random cross overs. . and i personally don't give a darn if you like em or not. so if you DO NOT like them, don't review. If you do, then review. simple as that.

2. Prison is Scary!

disclaimer: i do not own Naruto or michel Jackson (who would want to?)

Prison... Is REALLY Scary

Konoha finally cuaght Orochimaru. But instead of putting him in jail they sent him to a prison on the other side of the world. America.

"Well Orochimaru, say hello to your new cell mate."

Orochimaru glared at the guard as he was shoved into the cell and looked toward his mutated cell mate.

"Hey, man." the mutated thing greated.

"Who the hell are you? Unworthy urchin."

"I am The one and only Michel Jackson." he did a moon walk. "And why are you here?"

"A lot of things. You?"

"I'm here against my will."

"Aren't we all? Damn you Sasuke I swear I'll get my revenge."

"Who's Sasuke? your boyfriend?"

"I Wanted his body and he betrayed me!"

"You too?"

This got Orochimaru interested.

"What do you mean 'you too'?"

Orochimaru listened as Jackson told his story about how he ended up in jail.

"Ah, the little shit turned you in too?"

"I know, like, it was so messed up! I'm not a bad person."

"All I ever wanted was Sasuke's body!"

"I just wanted his body!"

"Whats wrong with that?" they both asked.

And Thus began the friendship between Orochimaru and Michel Jackson.

(end of chapter)

Please do not reveiw if you like michel jackson or don't like this.
i don't mean any offence to anyone. this is my own opinon.

Taij