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Criminal Minds

2. Covers blown

Time goes very slow when you're in hiding. I don't understand why I was at large for so much time. I thought after the first year they would move on to other criminals but my face was still on wanted posters. I heard nothing of 17 or Lorene, and Krillin was very content to have me around. We slept in the same bed together and he brought me food and snuck me into the bathroom and bought me clothes and shoes. We became really good friends when that pesky old man caught me.

"It's the android!" he cried running to the phone.

"Master Roshi no!" Krillin cried, "I'm helping her hide!"

"How long has that monster been here!" Oolong cried.

"About a year, she's innocent!" Krillin said.

"No way, let the authorities prove that!" Roshi said picking up the phone.

"Please Master," Krillin begged, "don't call the cops, do it for me."

"Sorry my boy," Roshi said dialing on the phone.

"Go pack all our clothes in a suitcase, we gotta go!" Krillin ordered.

"We?" I said.

"You think I'm gonna leave you alone now?" Krillin said, "now go pack, hurry!"

I ran up to the room and started packing frantically, putting in mostly underwear, boxers and bras. I'm glad I have super speed because I was able to pack everything in under five minutes. Then Krillin was at my side grabbing my hand and pulling me toward the window. "Fly as fast as you can," he ordered, "I'll be right behind you!"

"Krillin," I said hesitantly, "I…thank you." Krillin looked at me oddly as if knowing that that wasn't what I wanted to say and he ran over to his safe to get money. We took air together and flew away, never looking back and leaving everything behind.

…...

It's been seven years since I've last seen my friend Krillin. Goten had been growing up with him as a Godfather as did I, but he decided to escape with that blonde android all those years ago. Though her face is still on the wanted posters, no one is looking for her as diligently as before. As for me, I've advanced greatly academically and I've taken up the persona of the Great Saiyanman. This one girl Videl is always following me around trying to pin my secret identity. She knows that I am the Great Saiyanman, and she's striving to prove it.

"Gohan!"

Speaking of the devil, here she comes. "Hi Videl," I said in my normal cheerful voice.

"Where are you going?" she said cocking an eyebrow.

Here we go again. "I'm going home."

"You live pretty far, where's your car?"

"Um…I walk?"

"That's like more than 100 miles of walking," Videl said, "you can't possibly walk all the way home."

"I like to exercise," I said nervously.

"Or perhaps you walk far enough and then start flying Great Saiyanman!"

"Oh that's ridiculous, I'm not the Great Saiyanman!" I said chuckling nervously.

"Don't try to fool me Gohan! And I bet you're the golden fighter too!" Videl said.

"Oh Videl, your accusations are so funny," I said averting my gaze.

Videl smirked and said, "say what you want Gohan, but I know what you are and I intend to prove it!" I gulped nervously and dismissed myself nervously. Of course I should have been careful that she wasn't watching me, but in my nervousness I guess I forgot to watch my back. Now I'm stuck teaching Videl how to fly so she could keep my secret. Blackmail is a bitch isn't it?

…...

My new life is happier than I thought it would be. The same day that Krillin and I escaped, we went into a cave for shelter. I confessed my love for him and I gave myself to him openly and it was a beautiful night of passion. And all the nights afterwards were nights of passion. After a year of gallivanting from cave to cave and cabin to cabin, we decided to make a secret house somewhere because I fell pregnant. We built a cabin of stone under ground which is accessible only by going very deep into a dark cave.

Krillin left every week to get supplies and study at a nursing school. For the nine months of my pregnancy, Krillin took care of me and learned how to keep me healthy and how to deliver a baby. It was the more special when he delivered our child, but of course in that moment in time I was in too much pain to care. We had a beautiful baby girl whom we named Marron to honor Krillin's old love who died for him. She is the most beautiful girl in the world, her father's face but my hair. I'm sure she'll grow to look more like me but she has her father's eyes and that satisfies me.

For five years, Krillin, Marron, and I lived in our hidden house with Krillin taking Marron with him every week so she won't miss out in the world and we could restock our house. Then one day a hurricane hit our island and Marron became terribly sick. We had to take her to a hospital because Krillin, even with all his training, couldn't do anything. I put my hair in a black wig and dark sunglasses, then went into the city with Krillin to take Marron to the hospital.

The doctors declared that she had measles and needed to stay at the hospital, but of course it took them all day to do that. I left the hospital at around 10 pm while Krillin stayed in the hospital with Marron. Everything would have been okay if I wouldn't have seen 17.

"17!" I cried running to my brother. 17 took a defensive stance and looked at me curiously.

"Who are you?"

I took off my wig and glasses and said, "It's me 18!"

"18!" he cried rushing to hug me, "I haven't seen you in 7 years!"

"I have missed you brother! I cried, "why haven't you found that bitch Lorene yet!"

"Oh because we decided to stay in hiding, you know get married and start a family," 17 said.

"What! But I have been isolated from the damn world because of her! She needs to clean my slate!"

"Sorry sis, she's pregnant with our second child, I can't do this to her now," 17 said.

"17! I want to be free! My husband had to leave all his friends and family to be hiding with me!"

"You're married?" 17 said.

"Yes, and you need to clean my slate, I don't want my daughter to grow up in hiding."

"And you have a daughter!" 17 said in complete surprise.

"Yes, now fix this bro!"

"Sorry, but you're not the only one with a family," 17 said, "who did you marry?"

"I married Krillin, but that's beside the point, you have to do something to prove my innocence!"

"The cue ball? Really?" 17 said, "There's nothing really I can do, I mean I can get Lorene to write a confession, but she has a new identity now, so you will have to stage a fake death. That's really the only way to prove your innocence."

"Then get it done!" I said.

"Ok, I'll have her write it tonight," 17 said.

"Krillin will pick it up in the morning," I said.

"Ok," 17 said, "It will be done."

"Hey!" a male voice said. The twins turned around and standing there was a police officer, "you're that blonde woman who they've been searching for for 7 years!"

"Shit!" 17 said, "run sis, run!"

"You're under arrest…" I broke into a run and he started to chase me, "come back here!"

I took air and the cop watched in amazement for a moment before her started shooting at me with his gun. I dodged all the bullets easily and flew out of sight.

Shit this is bad, we'll probably have to relocate now! I'm at large again and they'll be looking for me! I need to find a way to talk to Krillin!

…...

"Oh Gohan!" Videl said in her sing song voice flying up next to me.

"Hey Videl, what are you doing here so early?" I said giving her a smile.

She blushed furiously and said, "I have a mission for us!"

"For us?" I said, "no Videl, I told you I would teach you how to fly and I did, you're not tagging along with me it's too dangerous!"

"Oh come on Gohan! It's just one mission! Please?" She begged waving her long lashes and pouting. I can't say no that face, I have no idea what spell she has over me but I can't deny her anything.

"What is it?"

"The blonde killer has attacked again!" Videl said excitedly.

"What! Andr…I mean after 7 years!"

"That's not what you were gonna say!" Videl said, "you were gonna say a name! Do you know the blonde killer!"

"No of course not Videl, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" I said nervously.

"I know when you're lying to me Gohan! You do know her!" Videl said, "who is she? What's her name? Why did she kill those people? Are you helping her?"

"No! And I don't know!" I said sweating like a pig.

"You said And…something," Videl said, "hmm is her name Andrea?"

"No…I don't know!"

"Then prove to me you're not helping her," Videl said, "you're supposed to be a guy of justice right? Let's go, you and I, and trap this woman and bring her to the authorities. If you say no then I know that you know her and you're helping her!"

I gulped nervously and said, "fine, let's go find her." Sorry Krillin, I just have to.