FMA Blooperhood! Okay... that was kind of lame. Moving on!
Resembool Train Station, ep. 64
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"Knowing you, you're probably gonna break it within a month and have to come home for maintenance." Winry scolded him as the massive train beside them blew off constant pressurized steam. Ed merely swiveled around, already walking to the train as if not giving a damn in her words.
"Yeah, yeah. You're probably right." He said in a flippant tone, even waving his hand sarcastically but this strangely did not anger the blonde woman. In fact, she even gave a heartfelt warm smile.
"Well whenever that does happen, just call me to make an appointment." She stated cheerfully, to Edward replied with a boring 'sure'. He walked all the way to the train's entrance and even stepped on the threshold of the locomotive before abruptly halting in his tracks. Winry's head slightly cocked in confusion and a small puzzled sound escaped her lips.
Edward could be seen looking down at the same leg stepping over the train's floor as if conflicted, and he very silently uttered one word.
"...Appointment?"
With this said, he turned around to face his childhood friend one more time, a mixture of determination and slight apprehension clear on his face. Winry merely stared at him for a moment before giving a slight smile. "What's wrong?" She asked lightly.
"Listen, Winry."
She waited for him to continue to 'listen' but another long silence followed suit. Impatience got the best of her and she spoke again. "Well what? Just come out and say it!"
Edward's expression turned into one of panic. He tried to make phrases, it seemed like his throat had clamped shut for the moment. Unfortunately, the longer he took to speak, the blush that was splashed all over his cheeks and the bridge of his nose became redder and redder. It was as if he was gathering enough courage to ask her something BIG-
"EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!" He shouted, pointing at Winry assertively.
"Huh?!"
"I'll give half of my body to you, if you give half of yours to me-! Wait, wait."
He heard a ridiculously loud snort coming from the blonde woman. "AHAHA! Whaaat?!"
"Ohmygod, I said that TOTALLY WRONG! Holy SHIT!" Edward covered his hands to his mouth in absolutely horror as Winry herself began to laugh hysterically at her coworker's complete Freudan slip. Like dominoes, each and every one of the cast also began to cackle at first in a very mild-tempered tone, but with each passing second, the laughter grew in volume until it was on the verge of uproarious.
And it was even worse for poor Edward since everyone in the entire show was there to watch one of the last scenes of the last episode of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. Everyone. And that meant a certain someone's boyfriend...
"Did he really say just that-?!" Lan Fan and May Chang wheezed out as best they could to a hysterical Riza Hawkeye, wiping some tears from their eyes. Lust and Pride were trying not to let the others see them clearly giggling away, but it was failing miserably. Even the director was laughing her ass off!
Ling Yao elbowed the only person in the entire scene who wasn't laughing till his or her said guts burst, with a mocking look in his raised eyebrow.
"Oooh, Envy. That sounded pretty damn suspicious to meeee-" The prince waggled his eyebrows for effect and the green-haired homunculus merely gave him a playful (but at the same time not SO playful) punch to the arm. "HA.. You're hilarious, Ling. Or Greed. Whoever the fuck you are right now." He stated, tone veering between 'just kidding' and 'not really, get the fuck away'.
"Yeah, Envy." Alphonse said light-heartedly, giving the sin a snicker. "If I were you, I'd be beating Edward's ass right now!" He continued on jokingly, making the crew laugh even more and Edward to freeze up and cringe.
Immediately, one of his other coworkers and very good friends swung an arm across Envy's shoulders with the same expression as Ling. "He's trying to steal yo' woman Envy! Fight for her honor!" Roy Mustang interjected loudly , a huge smirk on his face. A slowly growing blush appeared on both men in question.
"OKAY, CUT! Lemme do it again! PLEASE!" Edward begged. The director was off her chair, falling to her butt to roll some more in laughter.
"..You're all a bunch of dumbasses." Envy grumbled, still a little red in the face, while glancing at the blonde blue-eyed actress who also happened to be his girlfriend. She was still giggling over the entire scenario and but found the time to give him a cute wave. He in response, put his tongue between two of his fingers in a very vulgar lewd way and sent Winry a wink. Her smile was immediately wiped away.
"Ohmy God, you're succh a pig!" She shouted so everyone could hear, rolling her eyes. Nevertheless, she decided to blow a very public kiss to the homunculus's direction to show that there was no true hard feelings and that between Edward and her was only a platonic friendship.
"OH BOO! I want to see some blood!" The boisterous tan girl by the name of Paninya hollered and most of the FMA cast readily agreed with whoops and hollers.
"No blood!" Edward frantically said, waving his arms back and forth. Finally, Envy gave a long hard cackle at the golden man's panic-ridden eyes and walked over to him. Did he really think he got pissed over something as trivial as that ? God, he was only pretending to be mad!
"No, Envy, don't me hit I swear I didn't mean it- OOF!" His words were muffled since the smiling homunculus head-locked Ed and started to give him a massive noogie with some sharp knuckles.
"You're a paranoid little pipsqueak you know that?" He said lightly, and he could hear Ed's enraged muffled shriek:
"I AM NOT A PIPSQUEAK!"
"Alright that's enough! Okay CUT!" The director stated, finally calming herself down to just smile.
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well... this was certainly longer than the first one. And YES, I made Envy and Winry a couple in their NOT-acting lives. Sorry, not a fan of yaoi (so no Edward/Env as I feel some might complain would be a better fit)! Thanks for reading.