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Kyo

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Such a noisy girl this… girl is. Why can't she be quiet for once? So what if I'm the pervert? You're the whore… well, not exactly. You're acceptable. Well, since our last rendezvous, you were still quite small, not just physically, but mentally also… but now, you're an exception. I have to say, you are the woman. Not just any woman.

"Hey, what the hell are you still doing here? Late at night… trying to get someone into bed? You won't get one looking like a hag…" I teased lightly. Well, it was true, her damned ponytail and sleepy eyes make her look like a horse!

She glared at me, embarrassed. "Will I ever satisfy you!"

I raised a brow. "What do you mean by 'satisfy' me?"

She huffed. "I meant satisfy you till you don't say I'm the ugliest woman or in your case, girl alive!"

I smirked. "When did I ever say you're the ugliest woman alive? You're not that bad to make me poke my eyes, you know?" damn, let it slip!

"Is that a compliment?" she raised her brows. I kept my mouth shut. "Well, as long as I'm not the ugliest, that's good."

"You're not the prettiest."

A vein popped. "So what! Do I have to be pretty!" she shouted.

I chuckled. "You may not be the prettiest but,"

"What?"

"You're the stupidest."

A slap rammed me in the face. She held back her tears. "Now what did I do?"

"Kyo… YOU are the stupidest male ALIVE!" she then walked away, so fast that I couldn't stop her like I always do. My hand did reach out to grab her but…

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"Stupid Kyo, stupid, stupid Kyo… you stupid pervo, you stupid man, you stupid samurai, you stupid demon, you stupid… I hate to love a stupid man like you!" I could hear her ranting from outside the shoji door. What the hell was she doing?

I opened the shoji door and walked in casually. She must be either so pissed or very dim-witted to not hear me come in. Or maybe, she was ignoring me… not the best thought.

"Is that all you can say?"

She turned around and took liberty of slapping me again. "Get out, I'm leaving tonight."

I held her hand roughly, this time; I'm not going to let it miss me. I turned her to look at me. She closed her eyes, shut. "Woman, look at me in the eye. Look." I ordered her.

She shook her head furiously. Her eyes were still shut. "No, Kyo… you don't know how I feel! You don't know how hurt I was when you said I'm the stupidest person to be alive! You don't know how I felt when the one I love, I care for called me stupid! Let go off my hand, NOW!"

I released her hand and took her in the embrace of mine. She was struggling so hard. "You. You don't know how you hurt me with all the stupidity you said about me. I said that once and you said it a lot. How hurt do you think I am?"

She looked at me in the eye. Her gaze then faltered. "Kyo…"

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"Yuya-san, are you leaving?"

She nodded. "Yes, there's nothing for me here anymore."

"Yes there is. Me!" Benitora hugged her. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"There's something that I must do and there is something that Kyo must do. Until both of us finishes, all of us will have to part. Even though you don't want to."

"We understand."

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"Kyo, I know you're following me." She stopped dead in her tracks to turn around and look at how pathetic I look, hiding behind a tree. I stepped out of my hiding.

"Why did you still leave? Don't you think what I said was clearer to you? You're my servant."

"Heh, is that all? Kyo… you are stupid. Again, you are an idiot."

"That is an insult. Come back, I hate that other servant's wailing."

She shook her head. "No and that is final."

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"No, you can't leave… I won't allow you to."

"I have a right to disobey you, Kyo. You didn't make me."

"But I own you."

"You should disown me then."

"Dammit woman!" I pulled her to me and kissed her. "Wake up!"

She was so shocked. She fell back when I released her. "What is the meaning of this, Kyo?"

"Woman, I hate to say this but now, you're really the stupidest person alive!" I slapped her. How shocked she was… it was painful to see her expression. "What the hell… did i…"

She slapped me back. With interest.

Oh… now I'm serious!

And well… I slapped her and she slapped me back and all of this repeats over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and oer and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over …

AGAIN.

(Author: ow… my fingers…)

Her face was so very red and sore. I know how the pain feels like.

"KYO! You're a stupid MAN! You demon!" and again, she fled just like that.

Man… what's a slayer like me to do?

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A/N: Not the end yet! Told ya Kyo's gonna be longer than the rest. My fingers hurt. Review if you think you should.