Dun-Dun-dun! Something posted ON-TIME! YES! YAY! -yawn, falls over-

By the time she's uploading this, it's 12 o'clock in the morning, and Mh is asleep.. hopefully. And..Umbra? Will you do the honors?

Pleased to do so-

WARNING: RAIN KINDA LOSES IT THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS! I.R.L. AND N.I.R.L.!

Thankyou, and it's very true.

Enjoy the story!

My eyes widened, and instantly thought YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Took the words right out of my mouth. If you're hiding from Malo? Don't hide in a fucking closet! Call the police, and/or RUN YOUR ASS AWAY!

But my eye just twitched, and I whispered, "You should run." Paused, then said "Or camp." And die in this closet with me, that's good too. No. That's FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC! But then, and oddly enough, my anger was drained away and I was back to listening.

Mari whispered back "Do you think I tried?! But then Baisle tries to bail me out every time."

W-what? How.. what do you mean?

I opened my mouth to ask, but I heard Malo say; ever so insanely, it made shivers creep up my back "C̨o̧me͝ ̷o̴̢n ̷̴͟Ò̵͠U̡T̴͢.́..̢͜.̨.h̶eh̕eh̵̡͢e҉͢͏h͢e͜.̕.á̷HA͜͏̨H̶̛͢AH̕Ą̴ḨA͞.̴.̷.̕ḨI͜͜͟D̨̢͡Ȩ ̸A҉ŅD̡͘ ͟S͝EE̡̧É̷͞K̴͘.̢̀͢.̴͢.h͘͟i̢͟de͜ ̨͜a̛n͞d͢ ̴S̀E͞EEE̕K͝.̷.̵̶̡.̷͡h̡̀ęh̵e͜͠h̸e͘A̴͞H̢A̡H͜Ą̸͠H̵H҉̵AĄH̸́͞!͠!"

I reached to grab my phone out of my back pocket, but Mari said; stopping me. "Don't call 911, he usually goes away at 6:00 pm."

Uhhhehehehe, where exactly?! Normally I would ignore the advice, but I decided to accept it for once.

"Which I'm lucky that I have my Ipad and internet to do.. stuff. Just for an hour though, with my headphones." She made another uneasy smile as she showed me her silver colored Ipad.

I rolled my eyes, then thought Uuuggghhh.. okay, how do you help in this situation? Ummm.. oh the cake! I doubt it'll help! But hey, this is an emergency! I cringed at the terrible idea, and took out the cake, and I gave it to her. Maybe she's hungry?

I highly doubt that you fool.

Shaddup!

Maria gave me a weird out look and took the cake, looked at it, then looked back up at me.. did so a few more times, and then finally said "Thanks..." I could imagine her continuing that sentence with a: 'umm.. you're a freak' or a 'where did you get this, and WHY?!' But she put it aside and ran, leaving the door open and me alone, Auto secretly followed... that fucking pussy.

Malo looked towards the cake and walked towards it.. also towards me. He mumbled "Bonjour~" He was blind, but as a violinist, he had developed a very refined sense of hearing to distinguish between sound and tone when he played music. Which meant he could easily detect me. My eyes widened, and I froze in fear. That's when I quickly let Umbra take control of my body, she flew my body upward as Malo just reached me. Malo said, looking around; as if he could see, and was saying. "Justi- hey... is that cake... hehehe... cake for me Justine?... You shouldn't have.." He moved closer to the cake, and said. "You really.. S҉H̀OU͠LD̶N'T́ H҉AV̶E!͠!̕ " And devoured the cake, and smashed it's holder and the plastic bit into pieces. That's when Umbra had enough and flew over the insane suitor and back to Maria, who was going up the stairs. Maria, who was in better light now; had dark brown hair that almost looked black, and had brown eyes. Once Umbra got my body to her, I regained control of my body.

Thankyou Umbra.

I was just saving my own ass.

Pfft.

Maria looked at me as I followed in flight. "Thanks" She grinned happily at me and got out of the basement.

I followed quickly and landed saying. "Not a problem." I didn't really wanna be down there with HIM anyways. I thought. Then asked "So.. what are you doing right now?" Weirdest question I have ever asked, ever.

"Pming Jean my ideas, I should put more of Pewdie's POV in the fanfiction, you think so?" Mari asked. I nodded, I had read the fic a while ago. "I knew it. Anyways, I'm watching Pewdiepie and Cry animations, it's awesome stuff."

I chuckled and asked. "Have you seen the 'Cry come out of the bathroom young lady'?" I didn't know what else to call it.

Mari smiled, nodding, "Yeah." She laughed, and gave me an example I really didn't need. "See?"

See what? You know the video by heart?! What?! I'M SO CONFUSED! She made.. a... um... cute? kitten like face. Then asked "What are you doing?"

I thought of making it a joke, but it ended up as a half joke, but was completely true. "Only chatting with you, doing nothing productive of my own time."

"True that.. I'm bored as fuck."

Weren't you just watching vi- ugh.. never mind. She looked towards Auto, who was laying ON THE TABLE, with a bucket of strawberry Ice-cream on his belly, with a spoon in the Ice-cream.

"And I'm pretty sure Auto is just having his desserts." Auto groaned in pain. "Hehehe, I sure showed that child fucker."

She laughed, while I thought Geez, I know he's annoying, but fucking hell! But I agreed anyways, not in the mood to pick up a debate, no matter how much I loved to debate.

Mari said, "Oh and, for one of the ideas.. spoiler there might be a..-"

She was cut short when Auto leaped up, somehow okay now, and took her Ipad and computer. Then he ran to the basement, yelling. "SORRY! I CAN'T STAND SPOILERS!"

Maria yelled after him. "YOUARESOFUCKINGDEADAUTOCORRECT!"

But I passed a different phone with no Autocorrect, "Dere you go!" I said, mixing my pronunciation purposefully; to make me sound silly. There was some thing about that phone I didn't like, but I couldn't remember what. And I didn't bother to ask Umbra... which probably would've been a good idea at the time.

Maria said, "Thank you.."

AND that's when a man in a green sweater, blue jeans, and brown hair came from the basement. His face was obscured with a white mask that had a neon blue scribbled mouth, as if teeth were showing. Blue eyes glowed from the eye-holes and there was a growing patch of data on the mask. It was Virus, my personal favorite of the several personalities Cry possesses. Well, except for Cry himself, one of my favorite YouTubers, Seananners, just behind him.

Maria yelled, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IT'S VIRUS!"

Well no shit Sherlock! Who else would it be?! Obama? Miley Cyrus?! If there is some logic in those last two words- please tell me.

Virus laughed, and asked. "Did you miss me? Hehehe"

Suuuuurrrrrrrrreee~ no, really? Who gives a shi-

Then, as you may have already guessed, Mad walked in, he looked furious; his red eyes glowing. He yelled "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU- YOU FUCKING FUCKASS, VIRUS!"

Virus grinned and said; in a low and distorted voice that was recognizable from a mile away, "Ca̶t́ch͜ ̡me͞ ͢i̛f͡ y͡ou ̡cA̶an~͢ " Virus laughed "Muhahahaha..." Virus ran around the kitchen, and the ever so angry Mad following.

Maria's lighter brown eyes were widened, "...WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?" And she glared at me; her harsh, browner gaze piercing my dark brown gaze "You didn't tell me about THAT."

I felt guilty, but I said as if I didn't care when I certainly did. "Oh yeah, sorry 'bout that." I hated getting friends angry, especially since the chances are high that I'll snap at them if they got me angry already with my anger issues; otherwise my very short temper. But yet, I thought So that's why I didn't want that phone.

Mari gave me a dull look, and asked. "Yeah... what do I do with 2 people with opposite personalities that want to kill each other?"

"FUCK YOU VIRUS! COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Mad screamed angrily.

A dark influence- probably from Umbra -came over me for half a second and I said; gleefully "Kill them both!"

Mari looked at me as if I were insane- which I probably was at the time, or somewhere near insane. "What?! No.. I'm afraid Mad will kill me."

"DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!" Mad yelled, stopping while Virus ran to the basement.

"T̶h͘e͡n̸ I ̛w̸ill͢" I said, my voice turning mechanical, my pupils turning to slits, and quickly vanishing into the darkness nearby from the shadows, taking a butcher knife in the process. The darkness appeared from the hall, and cornered by the table.

Then randomly, Stephano appeared, and somehow his sword in Maria's hand. She said "Wha... I have Stephano's sword right now.. that will do." Stephano said "Give me back my sword!"

That's when I came up behind Mad; who was standing at the edge of the darkness, a wicked, twisted, evil plastered on my face. My hood was up and it shadowed my eyes, hiding them. I held the knife in my right hand, I stabbed Mad in the back. Mad gasped and tried to fall to his knees, but was held up by the knife. I whispered in his ear "You.. aren't the only one who can kill." My grin spread wider as I twisted the knife rammed into his back, ripping a large section of flesh, a little blood landing on my jacket and Mad's gasps turned shorter. I put a foot on his back, and kicked him off the blade, and Mad landed face first on the floor, blood pouring out his back and making a puddle on the floor. The blood reached the edges of the bottom of my black shoes; which were white with black writing on it. The blood stained the white permanently. I asked "Where's Virus?" I smiled even more, but little did I know that sadly Virus was being a pussy and hiding in the basement in that same closet with Auto.

"Hold on.. where's Cry?" Mari asked.

Then Cry walked in, my grin instantly vanished and my hood slipped off. I looked normal as if nothing happened. Except for my blood stained shoes and jacket. "Okay, where's Mad and Virus?" He looked angry.

Mari went over and whispered to me, glaring at me as well "You just killed Mad."

No shit Sherlock.

But I was too busy looking at Cry, for a reason I did particularly know.. but I quickly shook my head and thought No, no. It's too cliché, no. I drew a long breath and said "Okay first of all: Mad is no longer a problem anymore." Points to the dead corpse at my feet, looking down "And second: Virus is being pussy and camping downstairs." When I looked back up I saw Cry staring at me, I looked at Maria and back at Cry. "Ummm... Cry?"

Cry shook his head from the stare and asked. "What the hell did you do with Mad?"

Virus and Auto poked their heads out from the basement. Virus looked curious "Is Mad gone.. or is he being a pussy?" Auto said with a dull expression, "Both." Mad was healing himself, yet oddly fast.

I instantly panicked and grabbed Stephano's sword from Maria's hand and I stabbed Mad in the back, the sword going through him and going a few inches deep in the floor. "I-" I stabled the sword "-made an effort to kill him." I looked back up "Problem?"

Mari said "Well, that's bad, because Cry really needs him back." Cry nodded, and said "Yeah...and you do realize that he can respawn dozens of times...only if you kill me, then he and virus, fem!cry, and chaotic will die."

Hahahahahahahahaaa, like I DIDN'T already know that!

Stephano said; angrily "GIVE... ME... MY.. SWORD... BACK!"

Virus looked at Cry and said; sounding a little nervous "Heeeeyyy Cry, sorry about... well.. that." Cry made a dull look that said: 'Yeah, you do this every day, you're not sorry and you know it.'

I passed Stephano a second gold sword, exactly like the old one. "Well, if he can't get up, then I doubt he can.." I forgot what logic the sentence was supposed to mean, and I sighed. "Get up? Ugh, I don't know what I'm evening saying anymore. I just felt like making an effort to kill." I admitted, and surprisingly; it was the entire truth. "Although I don't particularly like it, in fact- I hate it. But.. sometimes, *sigh* anger issues."

Maria made the face: :I "Whelp, all I can say- is that you're fucked when Mad revives."

Oh please- we all are, you idiot.

Cry looked back at me with an understanding but surprised look "Sheesh, know how you feel about anger issues... reminds me of that binding of Issac livestream." He made another dull look at particularly no one, probably the memories of the livestream.

Stephano then said, holding his new sword "Okay, I can tell this is a new one- thanks." And smiled.

That's when Mad groaned, waking up. He said; sounding angry and dizzy "Uhhhhhggghhh.. you'll... pay... for this."

Then Mr. Chair walked in randomly and asked "What the hell happened here?!- And.." He gave me a confused look. "Did you get Stephano a new sword?"

SO MANY FUCKING THINGS TO REPLY TO! SHIT! UHHHHHHHMMM! STAHP TALKING SO MUCH! WELL, UH.. HERE! "True. Yeah I guess, the issues don't pop up often though- so they are mainly dealt with. Your welcome. Mad, fuck you bad sir. And yes I did."

"Well.." Mari said. "Do you want to go to the Minecraft universe?"

FUCK YOU, NO!

But before I could say that I didn't like Minecraft, Stephano and Mr. Chair asked; in sync. "What the hell is Minecraft?" Lol

Then Mad pulled the sword out of his back- how? I didn't know –, got up, and glared at me with blood red eyes through his mask. "fuck you... FUCK... YOU... FUCK YOU!" He swung his sword, but missed. Cry yelled "HOLY SHIT MAD! CALM DOWN!" "NOT UNTIL I KILL RAIN AND VIRUS!"

Rain? My name's not rain.. it's Jewel, but.. oh well, they don't need to know just yet. Plus- I like that nickname.. Rain. I always have, might as well. But I chuckled insanely and asked "How you gonna do that if you can't even aim?!" My face went from not caring and somewhat happy to dead serious. I grabbed the blade and bent it down,there was a high pitched ring that echoed through my head several times as I pushed down. The sword broke in half; the whole blade shattering. I smirked, grabbing his sweater collar and punching him squarely just between his eyes and sending him on a flight head first into a wall. He crashing into it, making a fairly sized dent in the wall. "You picked a fight with the wrong girl, bastard." My pupils were paper slits, I stood in a fighting position, my only weapons were my fists.

Mari's eyes were wide "Holy.. holy shit."

Mad grinned insanely as he stood up, holding his head with his left hand, and getting a pistol out of his pocket; a revolver to be exact. "Well...I take that as a CHALLENGE..."

Now this is getting good!

"A̷h͢ahah̛aa̧.͝.̢ *gasp* Á̵͜A̸͜͞ḨH̶̸̨H̢͏AH̛A͠H͟A̴̛H̀̕A҉H̛͠҉A̢Ḩ̷͜A̧̨͟H̴̵͡A!̸̡͞!̕͜!͠͝!̀!̀͞ " Mad's pupils shrank to a dot as he took the hand off his head, and raised the revolver in his right hand, and aimed the gun right at me, grinning insanely and evilly, the devils grin some would say. "I w̢i҉͞l̸l̸̨ f̶̵u͟ć̵k̴͝i͞n̸͜͡g̕҉ ͜ki͘͜l͡l̴̕ y̴o͜ų̵̧,̴ y̷͘o̸̢͟u͢ ̢͞f̢ùc͟ki͡n̵͢g̀͏ ̧͢da̢u̴͟g̢͠h͜t̵̛̀er̕ of̵̷ ͢͝th͟e҉̷ ̛b̴̕i͘͜g҉g̨͜e͘şt̸ ͏B̶I͘͟͡T̸̴̨C̢̕͢H͏!̢̛ ̶͞A̢H̸́͞A̧̧͞HA̴̡H͏A̧HA̵H͡͠҉A̵̢͝HA̧͟H̶AHA͡͞!͝!́͠͡!͢͞!̵͞!̡̀͘ "

Then.. my anger snapped, I was the daughter of someone else, not someone I'd insult. Let me ask you this: Who said I had a mother?! I was infuriated, and I growled "Wanna bet!" I wanted to scream it in his face, but I didn't. A certain mode in my head went 'click', and I snapped my fingers, my brown gaze tinted a bloody red, but no one saw but Mad. I grinned wickedly, and insanely. Behind me, the darkness seemed to raise, and fall over me, consuming my kinder, and delicate personality. When it cleared I was gone without a trace. Maria's eyes were wide with awe and fear.

Mad looked around, and glimpsed me by the fridge, and laughed "Héhe̸he͟he..́.͝ HA̷̶͢HA͘͢H̡̢҉A͡H̵̛̕H͘A̸̢H̡À͟͟HA̡!̡!̸̧͜!͝͞!̧͝!̧!̵͜ " He shot the bullet for me, but I dodged it, it barely missed me. He growled and drew a long breath, and laughed insanely again. "H҉̶̨͜͞A͟͞H҉̴A̶҉H̸̴̡̧̢A̸͢H̴̀͜A̸̷̵H́A̷̵H̕͞͡͞A̴̵͏H҉͝͡Á̸̵͝!̀́͠!̢́!̸̸!̨̀͠!̴́͡!̴̢̛̀́ "

Virus grinned, and asked. "Hey mad... are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"DO IT...N̷e͡h͢͡a͠͞h͘͟a̶͜͡h̢̨a̷h̛̀͘a͟hah̡̕͡a̸҉͠h̷̕͜a͏́a̴a̷͞͝H̸̢̢͘͡A͏̸H͏͢A̕̕͝H̛́̕A̴̕͞͠҉H̸̨͘͢A͡҉҉҉̷H̛͡͠A̸͡͏̵H̵́͞Á̢̕͢!̶̢!͠͏̵͢!̴́͠!̸̛̕ " Mad laughed. He and Virus.. started to morph.

Cry yelled "NO GUYS! Don't do THAT!"Mari said.. as if I could really understand her properly. "Oh no... Rain...they are morphing into...HIM."

YES THAT JUST HAPPENED!

-rolls eyes-

Oh Umbra, it can't be that bad, can it?

It's not right now, I'm just not looking forward to my.. you know.

Oh.. yes, I remember. When yo-

DON'T SAY A FUCKING WORD! I have a plan.

Okay, you can start running in 5-4-3-2-1 GO!