A/N- I am getting a little excited ahead of tomorrows episode! It looks like a good one! Anyway, This came out of last weeks episode and I thought that if I continue to be inspired by new episodes I may just tie all the ramblings together in a little story here. We will see how it goes.

Further adventures in kidney stalking.

"I thought you spoke to Kailan?" Jane accused impatiently.

"I did!" Maura said, looking sheepish.

"So? Why are we still following her? Have you been stalking her via facebook again?" Jane questioned.

"No." Maura said defensively. "I may have been privy to some of her tweetering." She threw in casually. Returning the small binoculars to her eyes and scanning the street again.

"It's tweet's! Your on Twitter now?" Jane asked in surprise.

"Frost signed me up to it and I can't stop it now." Maura explained calmly. "And anyway I am following the AMA the AJSP, TEDMED and ASIP, the American Society for Investigative Pathology." Maura added at the raised brow.

Jane nodded sympathetically. "So where is the wicked step-sister at tonight?" She asked, resigned to the ridiculousness of their situation and deciding just to play along.

"She is going to a bar, with a group of friends. It's called Velvet and tonight is a women only night." Maura informed Jane.

"Velvet? hmmmm...Hey aren't we right around the corner from that lesbian club?" Jane pointed out, swinging around to look out of the rear window of the car in the general direction.

"The Merch? Yes. I believe many of the clientele who frequent this bar do so as a prelude to the popular club night at Merch." Maura said simply, still choosing to look through the binoculars rather than at Jane.

"So it's a lesbian bar?" Jane simplified.

"Not exclusively, I think it's what they call gay friendly." Maura corrected.

Jane was quiet and now looked around curiously at a group of young women who were approaching the bar they were currently staking out.

A moment later she caught a glimpse of Kailan in her wing mirror, walking up the side of the street that Jane had parked on. Kailan was not alone and had her hand linked with a slightly taller and very attractive blonde girl.

"Get down!" Jane ordered as she tugged on Maura, who was obliviously looking at the opposite side of the street.

Maura dropped down into the footwell and turned to Jane. "Where?"

Jane pointed from her position slouched in her seat,feeling a little exposed but there was no way that she could squeeze into the position that Maura had managed.

"Come on!" Called Maura as she crawled through the narrow gap into the back seat.

"What the hell Maura?" Jane said, through gritted teeth.

"It's a better vantage point and there is more room to hide." Maura reasoned.

Jane realised the truth of that statement and not wanting to be the one caught spying on the young girl yet again, she clambered around her seat clumsily until she was crouched down on the back seat.

"I cannot believe you have me doing this!" She hissed at Maura.

Maura was too busy staring out of the window as her sister passed by the car with her friend. Luckily Jane had deliberately chosen the spot furthest away from any street lighting to park up in and the darkness of the night covered them from view.

Both women watched silently and Maura struggled to catch any of the words being spoken, until the pair had passed by and crossed the street. Maura turned around quickly and found herself up close to the detective.

"Did they seem very friendly to you?" Maura asked.

Jane shrugged. "Sure, they're friends right?"

"I mean, didn't there seem to be some unnecessary touching?" Maura mused. "And a little hair tossing? A flirty tone to their voice's? Very attentive body posturing?"

"What are you getting at Maura? All seemed normal to me." Jane admitted.

"Do you think it's possible that Kailan is gay?" Maura wondered allowed.

Jane frowned, wondering how they had got to gay. "I don't think, I mean I never got that vibe from her..."

"I suppose she could be exploring different facets of her sexual identity, College is often a time for experimentation and finding oneself, free from the confines of living at home and possibly in a community where your identity has already been assigned." Maura mused.

"Oh Maura! maybe your kidney made her gay!" Jane joked, smirking at a suddenly slightly worried looking Maura.

"That's ridiculous Jane. The reported cases of cellular memory in organ transplant recipients are spurious at best. Any significant changes in personality following a transplant can more easily be attributed to an overall improvement in health." Maura said defensively.

"Okay." Jane said slowly. "I was just expecting a "My kidney is not gay! " for a response but, whatever." Jane shrugged sitting upright in the back seat.

Maura frowned as she slumped beside Jane on the seat, bumping her shoulder against Jane's with a sigh.

"What am I doing?" She asked rhetorically and with a sad sigh.

"You wanna go home?" Jane asked.

Maura looked up from behind a pout and shook her head once. "Maybe we could go inside, just for a quick drink and then we may happen to bump into her and I can collect further data to test the hypothesis that my half sister is gay."

"Is that important?" Jane asked.

"Not really, I would just like to know things about her, things we may have in common ..or ...not."Maura admitted weakly.

"Maura if you just want to get to know her, this is probably not the way to go about it.

You should, you know borrow her shirt without asking or something." Jane suggested with a smirk.

"I would never!...oh...oh I see..." Maura had looked appalled until she realised Jane was joking. "If that is what you did with your siblings that would really explain a lot." Maura said gesturing to Jane's current ensemble distastefully.

"Okay, I''m done being supportive, lets go get a drink 007!" Jane said, jumping out of the back seat and thumping the car door shut.

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A/N- Thoughts? Feelings? Suggestions? xx