Right, 132 acres road. Wow I never knew he had a house. I wonder why he invited me hmmmmmmm.
10 seconds later.
"WOW Voldermort hasn't got a house hes got a MANSION aaaaaaaaaaammmaaazzziinngg" I shouted not realising it came out my mouth
"Hello potter"said voldermort
I turned around slowly "hellllooo. lets get this over with you wanta fight ill give ya one we all know whos gonna win mmmeeee" I said while reaching in my back pocket to grab my wand "sh*t wheres my wand"
"You looking for this" said voldermort holding both are wands
"f*ck when did you get that"
"Simples J , now I haven't bought you here for a fight ive been wanting to do this for a very very long time" said voldermort with a mischievous smile on his face
"ummm….."
"Follow me"
He lead me to his amazing bedroom and locked the door behind him
"Wow this place is amazing" I said in utter shock
Suddenly voldermort pointed his wand and me and zap
I stood there naked I couldn't believe what was happening he did the same to him self and I knew what was coming I tried as hard as I could to bash the door down voldermort just stood there laughing.
I gave up on the door and tried the window there is no point theres no way out… voldermort came up to me pushed me on the bed he grabbed my lemon. I felt this tingly sensation run through my body his lips pressed violently against mine…
The next day
"Wake up sleepy head"
"WOW, Voldy last night, that was amazing"
"I know its my specialty"
"we should do this more often"
"Yeah deafently harry your quite good at it yourself"
"Wow I never thought I would say this but voldy will you got out with me."
"NO"
"what?" I was so confused why did he say no?
"I said no cause I want to ask…." He bent down on one knee "….Harry will you Marry me?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YES YES YESSSSS!"
"Wow my fluffy bunny it looks like were getting married" said voldy in a sweet kind voice
"Wait I need to cancel mine and ginnys wedding first you do it wayyy better than her
"I know I do … you should go and break her heart now"
"Yeeaaahhh ok im going now byee voldy"
"Bye my sexy fluffy bunny"
"Bye my smecial(pronounced smesh-all) voldy boldy"
…..