Hope you enjoy this longer chapter~!

Welcome to Father William's Circus!
Nello and Patrasche by Mella Rouise de la Ramée
Snowy by Herge

Chapter 2: Police!

After getting some clothes for White, and had half of their face bandaged, Black led themselves out of the hospital with high eagerness.

"Fuck this place! That fuckin' hurt!" he growled and jumped into the car. White calmly entered the car and his twin started to drive away. "Now where the fuck do we go?"

White hummed. "Your outfit is washed by blood, and I don't like wearing patient's pajama. Let's stop at the mall." He smiled to his twin, who sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Ugh...don't take too long. I hate shopping for clothes."

~.X.~

"What the fuck, White!?" Black screeched on his twin's ear as he glared at the bill. "Eight hundreds billion pounds for shopping your fucking clothes—DID YOU BUY A FUCKING BOUTIQUE!?" he glared at his brother, who cheerily came into the car just with several bags of new clothing. He started the engine and turned on the air conditioner.

"Well, see here, brother. What I'm wearing is limited Channel—"

"This fucking Polo shirt costs—SEVEN BILLION!?"

"That's for you. And then we might need formal clothes, so I bought us tuxedo—"

"For...Fucking...GOD! Why are there so many zeroes! Aaargh!" Black clamped his head in pain. "Aargh! I can't fucking take this anymore! We're fucking screwed!"

White puffed his cheeks and crossed his arms. "Hmph, I'm sorry that you don't like my expensive taste, then. Just chill, we still have some billions."

Black glared at his twin and crumpled the bill in his fist. "The hospital fee wasn't cheap, dickhead! I can't fucking buy Playstation 4, X-Box One, new computer, a car and a house, and you want me to fucking CHILL!?"

"Some billion is enough for renting apartment, food supply, and we'll save more by getting a job." White replied easily.

Black was shivering with wrath, about to explode. "You...You get to buy your...your fucking expensive clothes...and I have to...get a job...to get my Playstation 4 and X-Box..."

White gulped and shivered. "Um...B-Black...?"

"Why...you bitch...you..."

BAM

"I fuckin' hate you!" Black pounded the car with his fist.

The air conditioner stopped.

"Black—"

"You always get the first things first! Fuck you!"

BAM

The engine stopped. White's eyes widened as he saw smoke was coming from the air conditioner.

"Wait, Black—"

"I want Playstation 4 and X-Box One for Christmas!"

BAM

White could smell burning steel and quickly got out of the car. He dragged his twin.

"Oi! I'm still talking you bitch—"

BOOM

Black twitched and White watched his car blasted into pieces.

"There goes my car..."

~.X.~

Black didn't whine about Playstation 4 and X-Box One anymore. The two were walking on the marginal side of the town. Sometimes Scout Boys were camping there, and they mostly brought tents or sleeping bags. If they're lucky enough, those kids would pity and give. If not, the Jokers could always break their necks—er...nevermind.

"Hmm, I'm starting to get hungry." White mumbled.

Black groaned. "We could've bought food at the mall. There aren't any stores in this area...We're fucked." He flinched when White's hand sharply got into his way.

"Wait, do you smell that?"

Black sniffed. "Something good's burning..." he sighed, gulping.

White sighed as he inhaled the scent. The twins slowly walked into the forest, following their nose as their guide. Then they saw where the smell was coming from.

2 x 2 house from boards on the ground; it was a house that you could bring on your back. Portable stove at the side. A warm firepit. Grilled fishes.

Heaven.

"W-We're gonna survive!" White exclaimed happily.

"God truly exists!" Black said.

"I'm calling the police." The two froze and they finally noticed a little girl was sitting beside the firepit, cellphone in her hand, stungun in her other hand.

"Oh, little girl, what are you doing here alone in the woods~" White quickly approached her with his friendly Casanova smile. Black sighed and he sneaked his way to the grilled fish. "Why don't you go home to your parents? Big Bro White will take care of your things..." White persuaded.

ZRRTTT

"Argh! ACK! OUCH! STOP!" White screeched as the little girl stun him in various places.

ZRRTT

"URK! MY BALLS BURNT!"

"I," the little girl said and stun White's nose, "...Am," she kicked him down to the ground, "...Not," she glowered down at him, "...A," she took out a pocket knife, "...Little," she slowly leaned the knife on his neck, "...Girl." she muttered close to his face.

WHOOSH

"Fuck!" Black grimaced in fear as the grilled fish in his hands got snatched by the flying knife. The little girl just stared at him with empty stare.

"That's my food." She said.

White narrowed his eyes and took his chance, his long feet swinging ferociously.

"Got you—Whoa!"

The 'little girl' just jumped, a back-flip, she jumped very high as if her feet were made of strings. She took her cellphone to her mouth.

"Police, I'm in the forest. Two strangers are attacking me—"

"Oi! Fuck you!" Black was charging with his deadly fist, but the next thing he knew, the little girl was out of sight. "What the fuck—ACK!"

"I'm trying to hold on as much as I can." The little girl said, she was on Black's back, using her feet to strangle his neck. "Please come quick."

"I-I...die...air..." Black grunted for air.

"Help!" White yelled. Black could feel the girl's feet loosing up around his neck. "We...We just need a little help, alright? We don't mean harm."

Surprisingly, the girl jumped off Black's belt and sighed. "Why don't just say so...Idiots."

~.X.~

White happily devoured his grilled fish, while Black just glared at his food in suspicion. There's no way in hell he's eating something from a crazy bitch, who just strangled him with her fucking feet!

The little girl turned out not to be a 'little girl'. With bored eyes and no expression, long dark-blonde hair, her name was Alice Liddell. She's nineteen years old, and a traveler.

"Hm, funny." The girl commented curtly and bit her fish after White finished their short tragedy retelling.

Black twitched. "It wasn't funny, you fucking bi—"

"Ahahaha, ignore my brother. He's always angry!" White quickly said. Black narrowed his eyes on him, but then White inched closer to him with deadly glare.

"We're at this girl's mercy! Don't screw up!" he whispered to him.

Black scoffed and ate the fish finally. Sure, he screwed up. Sure, he blew his car. If his fucking twin didn't spend billions of their dead father's money on clothes, they could've bought a new car and won't be walking on the town's margin.

"I didn't fucking screw up!" Black exploded.

White raised his eyebrows, and sighed. "Fine, I did. I screw up. I spent the money. I'm sorry."

"Tch..." Black looked away, not satisfied.

"I know someway to make money." Alice suddenly say.

Black and White turned at her in super interest. "How?"

Alice pointed her grilled fish at White. "Sell the expensive clothes."

Black lit up. "That's a good idea—"

"NOOO!" White screeched.

A small smile graced the midget girl. "Just kidding. Idiot." She mumbled.

Black laughed loudly. "Hahaha! Fuck, that's a good one! The bitch got you!"

White laughed nervously. "Ahahahah...Uh...But we really need money. Do you know any ATM machine nearby?"

Alice hummed, tapping her chin with her fish. "Walk back from where you are." She answered emotionlessly.

The twins sighed. In silence, the three finished their food, and the twins decided to walk back to town.

"Thanks for the food, Alice Liddell!" White said, smiling.

"Yeah...Nice knowing you." Black nodded.

"Where do you think you're going." Alice crossed her arms, staring at them blankly.

"We're going to walk back to town and use the ATM machine..." White explained with a smile.

"How are you going to pay me for the fishes." She said, waving her hand.

Black and White gulped. "W-We don't have any money! We've told you—"

"I'm calling the police." Alice turned away, already taking her cell phone again.

"Wha—But—"

"Police, the strangers attacked me again, and they've robbed my food—"

"How the fuck do we supposed to pay you, bitch!?" Black yelled, coming close to her face with a wrathful scowl. "We don't have any fucking money, put that in your fucking mind!"

"...Hm..." Alice nodded, thinking out loud.

Black shivered. She probably was cooking up some gory murder scene.

"Work for me." Alice flicked her fingers.

The Jokers frowned. "Work...?"

Alice nodded. "I need the money now, to take a train to the next town."

White frowned. "What kind of work can we do?"

"Follow me." The girl had that smile again. The smile disappeared as she stared at Black's face. "And you're too close."

Black shivered at that and stepped back.

~.X.~

The girl led them to a park nearby. The Jokers were obviously confused, but they were quite interested with the surrounding. The children around them were playing tag; some teenagers were taking out dogs for a walk; couples here and there; old people jogging.

Unlike in the town, even at the park, everyone's playing with their phones, bringing a laptop and stuff.

"BARK! BARK!"

"Snowy! Hold it—Whoa!"

BAM

Black was on the ground, with a white dog barking on top of him. "Bark! Bark!"

"Ah! Sorry, sir!" the owner said apologetically. "Come down, Snowy! Let's go, now...Don't be a bad boy!"

"Bark! Bark!" the dog kept barking at Black, who just smirked.

"Off." He demanded. The dog stopped barking and got off of Black. White raised his eyebrows at this while Black stood up from the ground and patted his pants.

"Sit." Black ordered, and the dog sat down. The owner looked surprised and stared at Black in wonder. Alice glanced at him blankly.

"Jump." Black said again, and the dog jumped.

"Oh! How do you get him to do that?" the owner asked, unable to contain his curiosity. Black just chuckled.

"I have my ways around animals. Follow him." Black nodded to the man, ordering the dog. The owner smiled as his dog obediently followed.

"Thanks. Good boy, Snowy." He said, and they walked away.

White elbowed his twin. "Hmm, I never know that."

Black huffed. "You don't know many fucking things, bitch." He murmured to White grudgingly.

Alice suddenly flicked her fingers.

"Now I know what you can do." She said.

~.X.~

"..." Black twitched with the leash in his hand.

"..." White was sitting down beside him like a dog. He had his tongue sticking out.

"Come, come, everyone...come and enjoy a little parody of these Freaky Twins..." Alice advertised, gathering crowds around. Black's face starting to heat up. White was panting like a dog. Alice glanced to them and winked.

A cue to start the parody.

"Once upon a time," Alice started, stepping away. "There was a boy named Nello and his dog, Patrasche."

Black bowed, and White said; "Auf!"

"Everyone hates them."

The Jokers couldn't help but flinch at Alice's blunt narration.

"They're very poor, that they have to eat dirt."

"..." Black twitched, but then White nudged him and nodded to the ground. Reluctantly, Black bent down to dig the ground.

The audiences gasped and aww-ed sadly as Black started to eat grass.

"...No!" Black spat the grass, and decided to take the control of the story. "I'm tired of this! Patrasche, we have to do something to get money!" he said to White. (Black is restraining himself from cursing)

"Auf!" White barked.

"And so, Nello's idea was to propose a rich woman named Alois." Alice narrated, pointing at herself.

Black twitched at how the story went on. Reluctantly, trying to be more dramatic, he knelt before Alice.

"Alois, I've l-l-l...lo..." Black groaned and facepalmed. "...Alois, will you ma...ma-ma—"

White, getting tired of Black's sudden nervousness, stood up and held Alice's hands. "Alois, my beauty, I love you. Will you marry me?"

...

"Ooh! The dog can talk!"

"The dog proposed the woman!?"

"Hahahahaha! This is a great parody!"

"Yes, I will marry you, Patrasche. I'm into bestiality." Alice said expressionlessly. White mentally noted that Alice should never be an actress.

Though, the audiences laughed even louder.

Black gaped. "Patrasche! You traitor!"

White turned to his brother. "I'm tired of your tyranny, Nello." He said, and then pulled his leash, slamming it to the ground. "From now on, I will stop being your dog. I'm going to marry this woman, and you're going to be my dog."

"...Wh—But I'm Nello! You're still the dog!"

"That's why I say that I want you to be my dog."

"This isn't how the story goes!"

"..."

"He broke the fourth wall."

"Ahahaha!" the watchers laughed louder.

Alice sighed. "You guys are idiots. I will not marry any of you."

"No! Wait! Let me cheer you, Alois!" White quickly said and swiftly gathered pebbles from the ground. He started to juggle the pebbles quickly.

The audiences started to clap. "Wow! How does he do that?" some kids asked in wonder.

"I won't lose to my dog!" Black's retort made the watchers laugh. Suddenly, he took Alice's hand, and swiftly threw the midget into the air.

Black nodded to White, who winked.

"Wow! They're juggling the girl!" the audiences clapped their hands and whistled, impressed.

Alice hugged her knees as the twins throwing her around the air, along with the pebbles. She then had an idea.

"Hm, this is quite fun. I wonder if someone will join me..." she said out loud.

"I want to! I want to!" A boy came running to the middle of the crowd. White swiftly caught his hand and threw the little boy, starting to juggle him along with Alice.

"Anyone else?" Black challenged.

"Wheee! So fun!" the little boy giggled. "I'm flying!"

Moments later, Black and White were juggling kids together using their strength, kids were light as a feather. Alice suddenly moved in the air and landed in front of the twins.

"How is it, Alois? Will you marry us?" White asked, returning to the parody.

Alice sighed. "It was fun, and I think I will. However, my father wouldn't let me to marry a poor boy and his dog." She then held an empty bag. "If only they have money..." she said to the audiences. "If only...maybe we can be together..."

Clunk

Cha-ching

Coins and some paper money started to fill up the small bag. Black had his eyes wide. They were just doing these things...and they could get money? He looked around to see the happy people, the happy kids he was juggling on the air. They're happy.

"This is fun." Black heard White said, he had a soft smile on his face.

Black wouldn't openly admit it, but he agreed with White this time. It's fun to make other people happy.

~.X.~

The Jokers frowned as Alice handed a bag full of money to them. She had cleaned up her fire pit, and she had prepared to take he house on her back.

"What's this for?" White asked as the girl dropped the money in his hands.

"I only need a little for the ticket." She said bluntly. "It covers for the grilled fishes I gave you. Take the rest."

Black scowled. "What the fuck...you need this more than we do!"

"You can call a taxi to get back to town." Alice ignored him.

"You can call a taxi to get to the station." White retorted.

"I like walking." Alice simply said, and bent her knees down to get the house on her back. The Twins shivered as the little girl actually took the house on her back.

They wouldn't want to mess with this girl. She could bring a house on her back. Well, it's just 2x2 house, but still...

White sighed and pocketed the bag. "Fine, but let us walk you to the station."

"Sure."

Black mentally groaned.

~.X.~

The twins accompanied Alice as they waited in line to but the ticket.

"Today is fun." She suddenly commented.

"Heh, of course, fucking idiot." Black smugly said, draping his arms behind his back. "Not everyday anyone could fucking juggle you on the air."

White chuckled. "So where's your next stop, Alice?"

"I don't know." Alice shrugged. "I'll just take any train that's available."

The twins dropped a sweat. She's a real traveler, that's for sure.

"I love it." Alice said, a small smile on her face, staring to the sky. "I love heights."

Black blushed as he realized she was talking about the juggling. White chuckled again as he noticed his brother's face.

"You know, if you want to, we can—"

"Ah, I'm taking this." The three froze as they realized a teen with emo-hair and punk-clothes was standing right in front of the three closely. He snatched the money from Alice's hands with a smile, and turned to White with a grin. "And thanks for this!" he waved the bag of money in his hand.

White's eyes widened as his hands ran to his pocket in reflex. The bag was really gone!

"YOU FUCKIN' THIEF!" Black thrown his punch, but the thief easily bent down and laughed.

"Your zipper is open!" the thief said to Black, who gasped and jumped.

"What the fuck—"

"Haha! Gotcha! You're wearing stretch pants!" the thief laughed and crawled through Black's feet. "Bye, losers!" he laughed louder and ran away.

"Oi! Get right back here, you fucking thief!" Black angrily chased the thief.

"Police! There's a thief!" White yelled to the officer nearby.

Alice narrowed her eyes at the running thief, who just smirked as he knew that everyone was going at him.

Moments later, the emo-thief was hand-cuffed, and the officers took the money back.

"Boris Airay, I'm so tired of you." One of the officer sighed tiredly.

"Here, kid, take care of it carefully." The other officer said, handing back the money to Black, who glared at the thief angrily.

"You even know him..." White noted. "Does he do this often?" he asked with a confused frown.

"Often?" the officers sighed and pulled the thief's handcuff closer to them. "He's done this everyday!"

"Why don't you fucking prison him, idiots!?" Black twitched.

"Prison—Well, we tried but—"

"Ah, I'm taking this back." Boris Airay grinned right in Black's face, snatching the bag of money back, and turned to the officers. "Officer Jonas, your zipper is open!" he told him.

"I'm not falling for that!" the police angrily yelled.

"It actually is." Alice pointed out.

"WHA—"

"Heheheh! Bye, losers!"

"Boris! Get back here!" The polices rushed for the teen thief, who laughed as he easily escaped through the crowd, blending in with no flaw.

Black was shivering with wrath. White sighed tiredly. Alice huffed.

"There goes my ticket." She mumbled.

Black scowled at her. "Fuck, we're not doing that anymore, got it?" he deadpanned at her.

White laughed nervously. "Actually, Black..." he started, and the two turned at him. "The thief got my wallet too." He showed his empty pocket.

Black's jaw was on the ground.

Alice sighed and shrugged.

"There goes your dead father's money..." she said.

That was enough for Black to ran off and chase the hell out of the thief.

"OI! GIVE BACK MY PLAYSTATION 4 MONEY! SON OF A BITCH!"

Whoa! Boris you naughty thief! But run, boy! Who knows what Black could've done to you!

Character's Profile

Alice Liddell
Age: 19

She's the definition of short; short body, short talk, short on money. However, she can jump very high and always have either a pocket knife or a stun gun with her, so be careful not to mess with her! Alice is a very hard-core traveler; up until today, her true home is still a mystery.

Blood type: B
Birthday: November 16th
Favorite things: High places

On the next episode:

"You got nowhere to run, motherfucker!"

Boris gasped and he abruptly stopped in the middle of the roof, as Black was right on the other side. White just right behind. The twins spread their arms, ready to follow Boris either way.

"...Damn it." Boris spat and he grimaced, looking for a way out.

The twins narrowed their eyes as a smirk grew on the thief's face. He took out a lighter from his pocket and turned on the fire.

"What the fuck are you—No...Nope." Black shook his head as Boris took out the small money pouch from his pocket, and grinned wider to him. "No, no fucking way. You ain't doing this."

"Sure, I ain't doing this." Boris shrugged as he slowly enclose the fire to the money pouch.

"No! Please, don't!" White screamed. "I still want to buy that Gucci wristwatch!"

"Shut the fuck up, White! I'm buying Playstation 4 with that, you motherfucker!"

So far, I've decided that most part of the members will have to be capable of trapeze, balancing and trampoline. And so far:

Black = Beast Master
White= Circus Master, trapeze
Alice = trampoline, acrobatics
Boris= Escapade
Julius= Divo (singer)
Gowland= Motorbike Acrobatic (FUCK YEAAH)

So yeah, give me more suggestions on what the rest should be; and this time, don't forget about VIVALDI. Expect a new chapter tomorrow!