Hey guys! I know Jason seems OOC, but I'm writing this for comedy and may.. exaggerate a bit. Please Review!
Dear manly journal,
Something major happen, and when I mean major, I'm not kidding. I saw Percy in just his underwear! It was amaz-... I mean it was totally disgusting... I totally did not stare, I don't care what Leo says! We were in my cabin after an intense sparing match and Percy decided it was too hot in there. He looks straight at me and drops his pants. He was already shirtless, which I may or may not of enjoyed. He raised an eyebrow at me and I nodded in approval. There's nothing wrong with a straight guy like me to allow this right? Anywho, doesn't matter, I didn't like it.
After seeing that, I turned to see Will and Nico getting a little to close on my bed... I'm glad that Nico finally found someone and stuff, but I don't even make out on my bed! Why should he?!
After that rather interesting experience, I decided I needed some air and went on a walk. It was nice to clear my head and not see Percy's disgusting body. It's so disgusting that my jeans shrink closer to my body to get away from him! On my walk, I got to thinking. What if Percy is using voodoo magic just to bother me? Leo says I'm a moron, but I think he's still delusional from his 3 seconds of dying.
Leo and Piper think I might be bisexual. Why would they think that! Just because I may enjoy Percy's body, face, lips, ass, hair, eyes, ears, and left toes doesn't mean I like him! It just means I have a bro crush on him, you know, since I'm straight.
Hopefully tomorrow they'll see how straight I am
Sincerely,
Jason Grace