Me,Gabe and Cartoon Friends Comedy Show Arguing with our friends Part 2:
Naughty:AH HAA AH HA HA HA!
Sarah:HA HA!
Me:STOP IT!
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:This guy's not gettin' any of this.
Naughty:I've been watchin' him the whole time just goin' nnnnnyooooow! I'm just kiddin' what's your name?
Sarah:What is your name?
*Audience Laughing*
Jerry:WE'RE FUCKING LOOKIN' RIGHT AT YOU!
Clementine:Aren't we?
Me:I think so.
Sarah:Fix our eyes assholes!
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:It's hard talking to someone if you're not looking right at them.
Gabe:We know.
Naughty:It's like talking to someone with the lazy eye,you don't know which eye to focus on.
Naughty:It's like oh crap should we be focusing on that eye or that eye?
Sarah:FOCUS YOU MORON! WHAT!
*Audience Laughing*
Gabe:What if someone here has a lazy eye?
Tom:We'll confuse them,here we are here here here!
Me:We're sorry.
Clementine:Do you know what Pesto is?
Me:Pesto,stuff that goes on salad and pizza-
Naughty:No "Pesto" is a magician with a hair limp,Pipdo!
Sarah:Pi-ma nu Pipdo!
Me:What if someone here has a hair lip?
Naughty:Sorry!
Gabe:Stop it!
Tom:Hey what if they have a hair lip and a lazy eye they're really gonna make biff buff!
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:Back to you dude,(Joke went over your head)
Naughty:I'm just kidding pal,what's your first name?
Person in the audience:Terry.
Jerry:Terry.
Sarah:What do you do for a living Terry?
Terry:I'm a business analyst.
Sarah:A business analyst,fascinating.
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:How the hell does that work you go to a business and go like,...you are a business.
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:So where were we before this?
Me:Before this we were in our home town.
Naughty:Ahhh,Tunica,Mississippi we performed at the recreation center and at one of the schools and at five minutes I was looking down dude there was a guy sitting where you're sitting but he was facing that way.
Me:Right.
Tom:But everytime we said something he went (hand signing)
Jerry:But then we realized that he was a signer,think about this for a second deaf people came to see a comedy show!
Tom:WHAT?! What are you gonna do now I'm gonna put on a blindfold to see David Copperfield.
Naughty:The elephant disappeared.
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:It just fucking disappeared!
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:Oh my god he's juggling right now you should see oh sorry! The Hell are they thinking?!
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:There's the part when the guy actually started to tick us of and we'd seen our selves talk before!
Jerry:So I thought,"Okay I'm gonna get evil with this guy." and then suddenly in the middle of the show Sarah went-
Sarah:Hey! Stop sign! Thank you! Turn around! Horseshoe Turtle (Nonsensical Noise)
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:And she just made it worse and guy's just signing away!
Clementine:All of the deaf folks are like:...Da hell's goin' on here?! Our Guy sucks!
Sarah:And then to definetly screw the guy we went (hand signing)
Tom:Of course now he's just sitting there.
Jerry:And all of the deaf people are like (Nonsensical Noise)
Me:Sad part is that this is all completely true.
Naughty:We're going to hell aren't we?
Tom:Well here we are!
Me:NO!
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:Who ever didn't get it then the joke just went over your head.
Jerry:Oh check it out look look look look look look!
*Audience Cheering*
Me:You ready?
Daddles:Yes sirree!
Clementine:For some of the people tell them who you guys are.
Chubby:We are bears on sticks.
Sarah:They're bears on sticks.
Gabe:Tell them your names.
Cuddles:I'm Cuddles,This is Daddles,Chubby,Cozy,Fluffy,DJ Fuzz,and Crystal.
Naughty:Okay.
Daddles:On Sticks!
Sarah:And you're mexicans?
Crystal:No,Senorita mexicans are from Mexico,we're cuban.
Clementine:Right.
DJ Fuzz:We're from Florida.
Me:Huh?
Gabe:I see you guys had a great day.
Naughty:Yes,we had a great day.
Daddles:No we did not.
Sarah:Yes.
Chubby:No.
Tom:Yes.
Crystal:No,we did not have a good day.
Clementine:YES WE HAD,A GREAT FRICKIN' DAY!
Jerry:WHAT!
Me:Did you have a great day?
Tom and Jerry and Clementine and Sarah and Naughty:Yeah.
Daddles and The other bears:No.
Naughty:Shut up.
Gabe:A good day?
Tom and Jerry and Clementine and Sarah and Naughty:Yes.
Daddles and The other bears:No.
Naughty:Shut. Up.
Me (Whispering):Guys you're supposed to have taken the male bears to the barber shop and girls you're supposed to have taken Crystal to the spa.
Tom and Jerry:Us and Naughty took the guys to the barber shop.
Clementine and Sarah:Yeah and we took Crystal to the Spa!
*Audience laughing*
Daddles:They put us in a Butcher Shop.
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:IT'S THE SAME THING!
Gabe:It's not the same thing!
Tom:Yes it is because the massage on crystal is actually her meat being tenderized and they cool down while being in the fridge marinating for 24 hours before the BBQ,and then when they get on the grill it gets hot then steamy and time to eat!
Crystal:Insane Bastards!
Tom:Mexican Condiments!
*Audience Laughing*
Me:Condiments?
Daddles:I don't use them.
Sarah:You don't?
Daddles:And neither did your mother,Sarah.
Sarah:Daddles remind me to gouge your eyes out later.
*Audience Laughing*
Supermarioglitchy4:AH THAT IS FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE NOW THAT IS SHIT!
Me:Huh?
Sarah:Whoa that was really good!
Naughty:He's gotta work on it a little though.
Gabe:Why?
Naughty:Because from here it sounded like it came out of my ass.
Daddles:Now I have something to put my size 10 boot in.
Naughty:Well your mothers are corn dogs!
Daddles:On sticks!
Sarah:Corn dogs have always been on sticks you dumbass!
*Audience Laughing*
Part 3 coming Soon!