Here it is. Romance is on its way but it's going to take a little more time. Anyway. hope you like it. Please review. :)


CHAPTER TWO

-Oh my, where am I? Why is everything so bright? ... What's this awful stench?... oh no, it's me...- Bubblegum had just wakened on the hall floor, covered on her own mess. She tried to pull herself up, but the effort brought an intense and crippling pain to her head. Once she made it to her feet, looked for some chair to sit, and looking around realized that every single one was broken. Last night some of the guests went into fighting in the old western style, breaking chairs on each others heads.

The hall was covered in corpses... well that's what it looked like at first sight. Actually everyone had just a hardcore hangover. Bubblegum was furious, but the pain in her head was stronger. All she wanted to do was sleep all day long until the pain and sickness were gone. However she couldn't do that: she was the Candy Kingdom Ruler and responsible for her guests safety and health. She walked outside the hall and into the Palace gardens and found a banana guard.

- Bnana... guard... -

- Your highness! Are you alright?- said the guard visibly worried at the sight of her fucked up ruler.

- Look for more guards and take everyone to the infirmary- she said almost in a whisper

- Yes ma'am, immediately-

Next day everyone was feeling much better. Some had said it has been the best diplomatic meeting ever, while others, -the ones with injuries and pieces of chair stuck on the head- were displeased and very angry at yesterday events. "UUUUNACCEPTABLEEEE!" had said Lemongrab with his lovely voice.

Before sending everyone home Bubblegum had had a rough time accepting compliments and giving apologies at the same time over the same matter. The event that was supposed to smooth the relationships between monarchs, was now a subject of arguing. Now with her head painless and her castle free from guests, it was time to give punishment to the responsible of all this.

-MORROW!- the bird came quickly at her mistress call. Behind she left her kingdom in Peppermint butler's hands to clean all the left mess.

Soon - as fast as Morrow could go- she arrived at one of Marceline's houses, which was underground. The entrance was small, the Morrow was just too big so it could not pass through it.

-Wait for me here Morrow, I'll be back soon after breaking some bones-

Bubblegum went inside. It was hard to get in the tunnel without scratching her whole body and face. Marceline was a vampire, she could float through avoiding the walls. Bubblegum couldn't do that, she was simply dragging herself.

When the tunnel was getting to an end she could hear bass notes coming from inside the main chamber of the underground structure. Marceline was singing.

Oh let me bow in front you, majesty

and show to me your poker face

After the party I'll set for you

You'll be contorted with rage

Let's have a heavy hard party

let's go fall down

and give to madness the ruler's place

Let's have a hardcore rough party

let's laugh out loud,

you'll be turn in to a fucking mess...

- You! Stop this childish game right now!- demanded the princess as she entered the room.

- Oh! That's very bad manners for a princess - said Marceline while watching the princess covered with dirt and scratches- maybe just one night of boozing was enough to make you loose your royalty diplomatic ways. How disappointing ha ha!

-This is not a joke! Your reprehensible actions caused me great problems and uncomfortable situations between several kingdoms.

-So what!? They are no more than hypocrite idiots playing dumb with each others. Serves them well!

-Don't you understand?! There's a delicate balance that has to be maintained in politics affairs in order to avoid any unnecessary confrontation which could lead to battles chaos and suffering to the people of the different kingdoms!

-Yeah, politic twisted games struggling for dominance masked under a diplomatic facade is a lot more healthy. As if nobody knew already that the Candy Kingdom is the silent ruler over the other kingdoms!

- That's not true! You are talking off base!

-You should lecture yourself first before judging others. Want me to make you a song about it?-said sarcastically while playing some notes with her bass.

All the rage Bubblegum had been accumulating during the last two days was about to explode. She had come all the way guided by a revenge impulse she was trying to control. Right now she wanted to just punch Marceline right in the face. Very hard.

-Just stop that!- said the princes trying to take the bass from Marceline.

-Let go of my bass, you pink puke!

-Why you always have to be so unbearable!

-The same reason you always look down on others

-I don't do that!

-Oh yes you do! Now let go!

Struggling to get a hold over the bass Bubblegum lost her grip and slipped, causing Marceline to fall back over the amplifier and accidentally turning the volume to its maximum level. A low tone scaped the bass through the amplifier, filling the room and making it tremble. It stopped. Both girls looked around waiting for the ceiling to fall over their heads... It didn't. Relieved their breath came back to them... And suddenly the earth began to shake again! Little pieces of rock fell and when it was over everything was clouded with dust. When the dust dissipated, they looked around and found that the entrance had been blocked.


Chapter three is coming soon.

P.D.: If you find misspelling or bad grammar let me know.