So I lied...I couldn't think of anything else to write and I really want to post this story I have so I can post another one after that.

SO without further adu(totally spelled that wrong), the second and final chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It

Kim and Jack walked in the doors of Seaford High together laughing at a joke that had just been shared between them. The two walked over to their group of friends sitting in their usual spot by the stairs and greeted the arguing boys with a "hey."

The three boys turned their heads to the secret couple and looked at them with hints of anger displayed across each of their face, "So, uh, what were you guys arguing about?" Jack asked, hooking his thumbs around the straps of his back pack.

"Oh, nothing," Jerry blatantly lied in a high pitched voice, earning a slap to each arm from both Eddie and Milton.

"What really going on guys?" Kim asked and Milton began biting his nails out of nervousness to the other disgust.

"Well after practice on Saturday, Milton is positive you two were on a date but Jerry thinks that you guys were just hanging out." Eddie told them, "Oh and I also think you were on a date."

Jack looked down at Kim and she looked back at him shaking her head the slightest bit and he winked out of his left eye at her. She was on his right so of course, the guys couldn't see what made Kim rolls her eyes and smile. "See," exclaimed the scrawny nerd pointing eagerly at Kim's face, "like that!"

"Chill dude," Jerry swatted Milton's hand down, "they do that all the time. It's part of their flirtationship. They were doing that all the time while they were eating."

"Well how much of our hang out did you guys see exactly?" Jack asked and the guys looked at the ground.

"It sounds like a lot to me Jack, considering they know that much. It sounds like they were following us," Kim leaned forward ever-so-slightly and the three boys leaned back in fear of what she might do.

"Why don't you tell us the story guys? So Kim won't have to murder you if encase you found out some of her deepest, darkest secrets." The boys nodded quickly and Kim stepped forward, giving Jerry a threatening, questioning look, knowing he would cave the easiest.

"Did you hear any secrets?" Kim asked and Jerry scratched the back of his neck nervously.

"Whaaat? No, of course not, why would you think that?" Milton and Eddie groaned at how easily Jerry gave out information and Kim leaned back on her heels into Jack who was now behind her.

Jack put his hands on Kim's shoulders and used his thumbs to massage her shoulders gently in attempt to relax her. "Just tell us how much you saw."

"Well…"

Sneakily walking around the mall like ninjas, the guys all followed Jack and Kim to their destination. They peered into the window from their position of kneeling on the ground, ducking down whenever someone in the restaurant gave them a weird look, which, was pretty often.

"Great," Eddie groaned, "how are we supposed to see them without getting caught?"

"OH! I know! I can use my mirror!" Jerry reached into his pocket and pulled out a small, pocket sized mirror that could be held in ones hand.

"Why the fudgebuckets do you have a mirror Jerry?" Milton asked, puzzled as to why is Columbian friend would have the need to carry on around.

"Someone with good looks needs to keep looking swag!" Jerry protested and Eddie snickered at his already prepared witty remark for whenever the opportunity came around to say it.

"Who is that? I don't see anyone." Milton gave Eddie a high-five and Jerry glared at his two friends, beginning to mumble things in Spanish.

Jerry held up the mirror and adjusted it so that it was angled at where Jack and Kim were both sitting. They were looking at the back of Jack's head and Kim's, who was currently blushing, face. The three sat there for a while, bunched together, eyes glued to the reflective object in Jerry's hand, watching their black-belt friends every move.

Whatever Jack was saying kept making Kim laugh and blush which was irritating the guys. Not because they were on a possible date, but because they couldn't hear a damn thing. How were they supposed to find out anything this way?

"Gah!" Milton grabbed the mirror and threw it on the ground in a fierce rage at his inability to hear the conversation. The two boys next to him gasped in shock.

"Milton! You broke it!" Jerry held up the same mirror with a spider web pattern in the shattered glass.

"That's seven years bad luck! Dude you're in for it!" Eddie saluted Milton who shook his head and rolled his eyes at his friends since Jerry had also given Milton a farewell pat on his shoulder.

"That's not true guys, nothing bad will happen to—"

"Heads up!" Milton ducked in a hurry and side stepped as a potted plant landed on the ground where he had been previously standing. He looked back at his friends who were both giving him looks, "That was just a coincidence!"

"Sure… But from now one, just walk about ten feet in front of us alright?" Jerry pushed Milton ahead of him and Eddie as they began their walk to Falafel Phil's, an idea already in Milton's mind of how they were going to snoop on their possibly dating friends.

"I can't believe you guys! You were spying on us?" Kim asked loudly and Jack kept rubbing her shoulders gently. She rather enjoyed it actually, it was relaxing.

"Well, I wouldn't call it spying necessarily…" Kim was about to punch Milton for his obvious lie when something beat her to abusing the translucent boy. A poorly aimed but perfectly thrown football pegged him right in the back, knocking him to the floor. Jerry and Eddie gasped once again and covered their mouths with their hands, "Gah! It's the curse!"

"Okay then, let's just get to the next part," Jack told the guys who were freaking out. Jerry was crossing his chest and mumbling Spanish prayers to God while Eddie was near hyperventilating. Milton was just lying on the ground practically vibrating with fear. "Or not… you guys can tell us the rest later. Kim and I are going to head to class now." And with that, Jack and Kim left their mentally unstable friends in the middle of the hallway freaking out.

"So tell us the rest of the story now," Kim told the guys once everyone had sat down for lunch.

"Oh okay, where did we leave off?" Eddie asked and Jack told him about how they went to Falafel Phil's after Milton dropped the mirror. "Oh right! Are you ready for this cuz a bunch of epic ninjaness about to happen."

"Yes just start the god damned story!" Kim yelled at the boys and Eddie waved at Milton to start while he took a bite of his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Alright so let's see, we were walking to Phil's when the mirror kicked in again and I got hit by three shop doors and someone spilled a smoothie all over me—"

Kim cut Milton short before he could go on, "Is this in anyway relevant to the overall plot?" Milton shook his head after looking at Eddie and Jerry and receiving some shrugs, "Then skip ahead."

"Guys come on, don't you have any strength?" Milton complained, looking down at Eddie and Jerry both failing at hoisting themselves up into the air vent from the chairs they were standing on.

"Look who's talking!" Jerry yelled, "We had to give you a boost since you're as weak as Jell-o!" Milton scowled down at him while Eddie finally managed to get a decent grip on the opening in the ceiling and pull himself in with a lot of assistance from Milton's pulling and Jerry's pushing.

Jerry did finally manage to get himself in with the two boys in the duct pulling him up most of the way. The three were now off on their journey, trying to find their way to the Circus Burger to spy on their unsuspecting, possibly dating friends.

"So which way?" Eddie asked Milton who was looking at the three possible passageways in front of them, all leading different directions.

"I'm not sure…" The boy confessed and his other two friends groaned. "Okay so why don't we just slip up and see which way is the right way?"

Jerry and Eddie shared a glance before shrugging and the teens split up, thumping along the medal corridors as quickly as possible. Eddie and Jerry quickly came to dead ends, not passing over the vent that leads to Circus Burger.

When they came to the ends, they both turned around and made their way back to where they came from. The two ran into each other and after informing each other they had hit dead ends, set off down the path Milton had gone since he hadn't returned yet.

"There!" Eddie pointed out Milton's foot rounding a left turn a good thirty feet ahead of them. They clumped though the vents, the sounds thundering off and echoing around, probably scaring the crap out of everyone down below.

When the two finally came across the boy Jerry stuck a hand out in front of Eddie and held a finger to his lips, telling him to be quiet. Eddie nodded and Jerry crept quietly forward. Eddie was confused to how Milton hadn't noticed them yet, they weren't exactly 'light on their feet', hands and knees rather.

"AAHHH!" Jerry squealed in his girlish way at the top of his lungs, and Milton jumped, hitting his head on top of the vent. Eddie had started snickering already but when Milton's hands landed back on the grate he was looking down, the screws came loose and it swung open. The nerdy teen fell down through the ceiling and into the Circus Burger joint, right over Jack and Kim's 'date', how convenient. However, before he slipped all the way out, Jerry managed to grab his ankles and catch him.

Neither Kim nor Jack had noticed the noisy event and carried on with their talking. Milton was left dangling about three feet above them, swinging back and forth. He could feel the pressure building up in his head from all of the blood rushing to it from him being upside-down. Eddie reached his arms out so Milton could grab them but due to the nerds' lack of upper body strength, he couldn't even curl up far enough to grab them.

Eddie and Jerry shared a look, both rolling their eyes as Eddie took one of Milton's feet to hold onto. They could only wish that jack and Kim would finish soon so they could put Milton down since there was no other way of getting him up.

"So you were hanging over us while we were eating?" Jack asked, trying to clear up his confusion about the whole situation.

"Well you technically weren't eating anymore, you were just talking," Milton corrected and then laughed about the conversation they were having.

"What's so funny Milton?" Kim snapped, "We're not the ones cursed by some mirror or got stuck hanging out of an air vent."

"What you guys were talking about was funny. I didn't know that cheerleaders are required by your 'secret cheerleading laws' to wear clothes that show more skin," Milton teased.

"Do all the cheerleaders wear that?" Jerry asked with more energy than before after hearing that. "I almost saw Joy's ass earlier, but if it wasn't for those stupid underpants things they wear…"

"I'm gonna start following some of those girls around all the time now!" Eddie and Jerry high-fived each other grinning like the perverted teenagers they are. It just so happened that two cheerleaders passed their table and the four boys' eye all followed them, leaning out of their seats to get a better view.

Kim smacked Jack upside the head and he put his hand to where she had hit him in pain, "OW, Kim what was that for?" He hissed while she glared him.

"Don't you go looking at them too," she warned and he rolled his eyes at his jealous girlfriend. Jack eyed the others and saw them practically drooling while one girl bent over to pick up a book she dropped.

"I'm a teenage boy too," Jack complained quietly and Kim smiled at his weak protest, shaking her head. Jack leaned over and kissed her on the cheek making her smile bigger and she nudged him with her shoulder playfully. "Love you Kimmy."

"Sure," she told him sarcastically. Seeing their friends were still getting googlie-eyed from those damn cheerleaders, who had already sat down and were barely visible through the sea of teens, she grabbed some dried up, rubbery carrots from her tray and launched them at them, pegging each one in the side of the head.

Hey's and ow's chorused from each teen boy as they turned their attention back to Kim who was glaring at them intently. "Get back to the story and stop drooling," she hissed while the boys all wiped their mouths.

"No need to be so violent Kim," Jerry complained, rubbing the side of his head in pain.

"They sat down, what could you possibly be looking at?" Kim asked as if it was obvious, "These chairs all have backs."

"The tables don't have anything blocking the view underneath," Eddie said wiggling his eyebrows and giving Jerry and fist pound.

"Hey Kim ever considered taking up cheerleading again?" Jerry near begged. Jack moved his chair ever so slightly closer to Kim's while even Milton stared at him weirdly. "What?" Jerry asked once he noticed the baffled and disgusted looks.

"Here we are, accusing Jack and Kim of being on a date and you're practically hitting on her in front of him? What the fudge buckets is wrong with you?" Milton slapped Jerry in the back of the head and the Columbian belted out his signature shriek.

"Yeah dude, even I know Kim is way out of all our leagues ex—" Jack raised an eyebrow at Eddie and Eddie rolled his eyes, "You know Jack, you should let a guy finish before getting all suspicious," Jack raised his hands in defense and motioned for Eddie to continue, "except Jack. He may even be out of Kim's league—"

"Hey!" Kim protested and Eddie rolled his eyes after being cut off yet again.

"Will you please let me finish a sentence for once?" Kim mumbled an apology and Eddie let out a breath, "But still, Jerry, you shouldn't be trying to get Kim to wear something so deliciously skimpy," Jack and Jerry both chuckled at his added adjective.

"I don't know, I wouldn't mind seeing Kim in something like that," Jack joked and reached out across the table as Jerry offered out a hand for a bro-handshake. The boys all laughed at Jack's comment and Kim socked Jack in the arm once he leaned back in his chair.

Jack and Kim chatted on, completely unaware of the meek boy hanging over them whilst he listening in on their conversation. Five or so minutes passed and he started sliding slowly down. "Milton," Jerry hissed, trying to get the boys attention, "yo, Milton!"

"What," Milton snapped, looking up, "can't you see I'm trying to listen in on their conversation!"

"Dude, you had better hope they leave soon, you're starting to slip. I can't hold on much longer," Eddie panted.

"What? You two had better not drop me! After Jack and Kim finish beating me up I'm going to go all Rudy on you!" Milton whispered in an uncharacteristically threatening way. Milton started sliding even more now that the nervous boys' hands began to sweat.

Milton watched as Jack leaned across the table and whispered something into Kim's ear. Her eyes widened and she nodded quickly, sliding out of the booth and grabbing the slowly moving Jack. She hastily tugged him out of the restaurant to Milton's disappointment.

Finally, the mirror didn't curse Milton's luck as Jack and Kim left just before he dropped and dragged Eddie and Jerry out with him. Milton landed on the table, tipping it over and rolling onto the floor, sliding face first into a puddle of baby spit-up. Jerry and Eddie both landed on the padded booth seats of the burger joint. So maybe Milton wasn't that lucky…

"Ow…" Eddie whined sitting up. The whole restaurant was staring at the boys who just magically fell out of the ceiling. Jerry soon followed Eddie's action and sat up rubbing his sore arm.

"Yo Milton, you alright man?" Jerry asked, looking down at the boy.

Milton sat up and turned around showing his friends his face-full-o-spit-up and they all cringed. Milton kept his eyes and mouth closed, being careful not to let any of the disgusting mix of liquid and solids into his system. He brought up his hands and slowly wiped off the baby puke, flinging it off his hands in disgust. "I'm going to clean up, I'll be right back," Milton told his friends calmly but they could see how afraid and agitated he was.

Milton had never had a fondness for babies. Well, he did, he thought they were cute with their big eyes and head just like every other human being. He just didn't like all the other things about babies; the crying, the slip-up, the poopy diapers, they just didn't appeal to him.

As Milton rounded the corner to the bathroom, a loud shriek, just like when Jerry go a face full of porcupine quills, echoed though the restaurant. Eddie and Jerry had first shown their shocked and disgusted faces but now, once their pasty friend was out of ear-shot, cracked up. They laughed so hard they fell off the booth seats and onto the floor.

When Milton returned, the boys still hadn't recovered from their fits of laughter and were rolling on the floor, clutching their stomachs. Milton stood over them watching, hands planted firmly on his hips, ready to scold them once they finished. But alas, an end never came. The two boys rolled around in laughter for another five or so minutes before Milton grew fed up and slapped them where ever he could reach. "Will you baboons shut up? Jack and Kim could be anywhere by now!"

Their laughter stopped immediately and they sprung to their feet and began sprinting out the door with Milton tagging along behind leaving the customers in awe.

The boys must have run a good six laps around the strip mall for half an hour before the "couple" reappeared. The three exhausted boys decided that they had had enough for one day and since they were too busy gasping for air, they all failed to notice how out of breath the other teens were.

"Oh yeah, what happen when you left? We couldn't find you guys."

"Oh, uh, we went to one of Kim's favorite stores because she wanted to get a shirt." Jack sounded completely believable and Kim patted his knee under the table while smiling at him. He put his hand over top hers and squeezed it lightly.

Truthfully, the two ended up making out in a small alley next to a shop where no one would notice. How they got into the alley in the first place wasn't remembered by either, being too focused on the make out session.

The bell rang and lunch ended, each of the teens splitting up to go to their next class. But before Jack could get to the door, Kim grabbed his arm and pulled him back, "Are we ever going to tell them?"

Jack merely smirked at her, "Let them find out on their own, it'll be more fun that way."

"When do you think that'll be?"

"Pretty soon considering how you can't seem to keep your hands off of me."

"I think it's the other way around," Kim argued and Jack raised his eyebrows, his smirk becoming a devious grin.

"We'll see about that," he whispered, "After all, you're the one who got turned on from me telling you how hot you looked."

"I recall you saying how hot I looked was turning you on and that we should go somewhere more private," Kim retorted and Jack chuckled.

"I wasn't the one who dragged me to go make out with her," Jack challenged before kissing her on the cheek quickly and winking at her. He stepped away and mixed into the crowd of students, heading to his next class, leaving Kim shaking her head and smiling.

Awful ending I know but I had to get this posted, because honestly, it is irritating me.

More will appear within the next few weeks but I have some potentially life changing stuff happening right so yeah.

Tootles!