Shashomiru: Alright, then. The revival ritual is taking form.
Hack: I find this stupid.
Shashomiru: Weeeee.
Malik was seated at the snack table, glaring down at the broccoli on his plate. "Evil… disgusting…" Directly, he pointed to his broccoli. "You all are now part of my Evil destruction force. You will ALL lead me to victory!! Hey! I don't care what you want!" He poked his broccoli several times. "I am the leader and YOU do what I say!! Okay, that's it!!!" Grabbing his Broccoli, he viciously began beating it against his plate. It was disgusting and violent as tiny little green buds flew in the air.
Joey was staring in disgust at the broccoli sitting on his plate. "….eww, sick….
Yugi carefully eyed it. "What do you think it is?"
"Hmm…" Joey poked his broccoli. "Maybe it's some mutated vegetable. Or some mutated monster."
Yugi sweat dropped and scooted back in his chair away from his plate as to avoid it's evil from leaping onto his face.
Malik was still beating his broccoli.
Seto stared unimpressed at them all and thought to himself, "I'm surrounded… by idiots…" which was kinda true.
Malik began chewing on his plate randomly.
"Why are you chewing on your plate?" Ryou pondered him curiously, as he was British and his Yami was not, which has nothing to do with this.
"Because I like the taste of bits of glass with blood."
"Oohh." He picked up his plate and began chewing on it.
Yugi looked at Seto. "Hey, where's Twistan?"
Seto sat in his chair with his head bowed, arms crossed and eyes closed, you know, the way he does it that's always annoying. "He got his head stuck in another tree."
"AGAIN?"
"Yes."
"I told you his hair is too pointy."
Tristan was hanging from underneath a branch by hair. "Hello?" Idiot.
Malik stood up abruptly. "I'll show you!!!" He chucked his broccoli through a window.
The Broccoli flew out the window and hit the ground in front of Tristan, who looked down at it and screamed, "FOOD!!!!!!"
"It IS a monster!!"
"It is not!!"
Joey pointed to the broccoli. "Look at it! It's totally deformed!!"
"So is your brain but you don't see ME complaining." So true.
"HEY!!"
Yugi looked at Malik weird. "Malik, why are you chewing on your plate?"
"Because I like the taste of bits of glass with blood." I swear we have so much in common.
"Ew. Really?"
"Yes. Now leave me alone." He gently bit into his plate "This takes hard concentration………" He gently bit into his plate again.
"Okaaaay…"
Joey stood on his chair and pointed down at the broccoli "THIS IS A MUTATED MONSTER AND THAT'S THAT!!"
Ryou followed standing up on chairs and did the same. Poseeerr… "Quit being a blithering fool! It's just a food item!!"
"It's a monster!! A monster!!" He began jumping up and down. (MONKEY!!)
Seto…. Said, "I hope you fall out of your chair."
Lo and behold, Joey fell out of his chair. "HEY!! You jinxed me on purpose!!"
"I know."
"GRRR!!" He picked up his broccoli and threw it at Seto.
"HEY!! You little—" He viciously leapt up and attacked Joey.
"AHH!! AHH!! AHH!! AHH!!"
Yugi sweat dropped and hid underneath the table.
"Oh, dear…" Ryou carefully slid deep into his chair.
Seto choked Joey…. Sweet. "You stupid MUTT!!!"
Malik leaped on top of the table holding a stalk of broccoli in his hand. He pointed the broccoli to them and announced, "Stupid mortals!! I laugh at your stupidity!! Soon, I will rule you all!! Even this stupid broccoli!! And there is nothing you can do about it!!!!!"
Seto looked up at him. "I hope you fall off that table.
Guess what. He did. "OUCH!! You jinxed me!!!"
"I know."
Shashomiru: .....I didn't want it to sound boring.
Hack: Just please review. -.-;