I must say i'm extremly disappointed with the number of reviews I got, but I must go on! I have no one to blame but myself for it, so it's whatever. You know you wanna give this a second chance! Thanks a lot to those who did review!

Recap; last chapter we met the infamously evil Draco Malfoy. Draco happened to be very grumpy that morning and decided to harass Ginny Weasley. He sent a note to her mother from a fake agency stating that she planned a preganacy with Harry Potter. As a result her mother, Molly Weasley replied back with a Howler shouting out this embarrassing business to the whole school during breakfast the next day.
Chapter 2: I Will NOT Make Out With You!

Dumbledore was not amused by the incident that occurred in the Great Hall earlier that morning. He walked into the staff room, finding the topic still being heatedly discussed.

"It was horrible, that poor girl!" Minerva was saying, "I want justice!" Poppy Pomfrey and Flitwick nodded in agreement.

"You continue to imply that one of my Slytherins was responsible for this, but have you ever considered the possibility that this happened of it's own natural causes?" Snape replied smoothly. Minerva looked appalled.

"Are you saying th-that what happened wasn't a joke! That Ginny Weasley-"

"Silence!" roared Dumbledore, and the argument died out. Minerva McGonnagall still looked livid. "Patience, Minerva. Rest assured, I will find out who was behind this." But the truth was, Dumbledore already had an idea of who the culprit might be. "Meanwhile, Ms. Weasley's parents will be notified that the whole ordeal was a hurtful prank. No accusations will be made just yet, Severus. Be calm." As soon as Dumbledore left, they were at it again.

Malfoy was pleased with the day's events, but he grew bored easily. Without something to entertain him, he got moody. He was really beginning to get sick of his two lackeys, Crabbe and Goyle. They were so mindless it was frustrating. He wished for better company as he they sat by the Great Lake, studying for a Charms exam like the rest of the student body. Not that there was much hope for them passing.

"So... what did you guys do today?" Draco asked boredly, idly fiddling with his quill.

"Same thing as you," Crabbe grunted.

"FOR GOD'S SAKE ENTERTAIN ME!" Draco burst out and threw his quill at his head. It splattered it on his forehead and dripped down his nose. He smiled at the stupid look on his face.

"Like... what?" Goyle asked slowly.

"I can't juggle," said Crabbe apologetically. By now everyone was staring at Malfoy's outburst. It felt good to have all eyes on him. With that thought, Malfoy sprang to his feet above the sitting students.

"UGH!" He cried, at the top of his voice. "GROSS! NO, GOYLE, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" Goyle's mouth hung open slightly.

"But I never said-"

"I REFUSE to have a THREESOME with you and CRABBE! I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY!" The two boys were turning extremely red under their peers incredulous stares. Mafloy swiftly picked up his books and stalked away, leaving them on the grounds.

"Well," he admitted to himself, "that wasn't as rewarding as I thought it would be... Now I'm bored all over again..." He planned to head up to the common room and find Zambini. At least he made better company than those other two mindless goons.

On the way to the dungeon, A Ravenclaw girl, maybe a year younger than him, walked by.

"Those robes make you look fat," he said airily and behind him the girl burst out crying. Draco yawned and proceeded to the common room.

All in a days work.

Draco entered the common room and immediatly Pansy and Blaise bolt up to him.

"What is it?" he asked lazily, seeing the urgency in their faces.

"Didn't you hear? It's all around the school! Crabbe and Goyle are gay! Together!" The girl shrieked in his ear.

"Ugh, shut up! Why must you always be so loud," Draco said, making a face. He plopped into a big, elegant armchair. "Of course I heard it."

"You did?" asked Blaise.

"I've known for a year now, ever since I saw them hooking up in a broom closet. Asked me if I wanted to join them. It was awful, I walked away right there, but I kept their secret, being a good friend and all. But now that they've finally come out I don't know if I can be seen around them anymore." Blaise nodded his head, and Pansy gapped.

"You really are a good friend," Pansy said. "I think we shouldn't avoid them, just because they're... well, you know. At least not until people start talking."

"Good thinking, Pansy," Malfoy said. "But I don't think I want to talk about it anymore."

"Of course, Draco. I'm sorry, it must be hard for you."

"Quite. It is time for Charms already? Well, let's go." And the followed along after him like two lapdog on a short leash.

Short, I know, but there's another chapter ready. All I need are a couple reviews...