Ah yes. Once again we gather around my table to hear once gone tales. Many
traveled here to hear my tale of the Giant Moogles, only to
be......DISPOINTED!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I SOOO EVIL! I WASH MY SOCKS WITH MY
EVIL EVIL KUJA SHIRT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Okay, that was weird.......oh
well. Here's my follow up to other story that is linked it's called, The
Short Telling Vivi's face. This is called.............................
THE GIANT MOOGLES THAT SAY BARD!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: i is soooo evil....NI NI NI!!!!
1 The Moogles that say BARD
Once upon a time A black mage [Vivi], and a moogle [the one from the race that say BARD], where walking down a road. The giant moogle was hungry so he asked to go to Quina's house. So the two went to Quina's house. After knocking VERY loudly Quina let them in to sample his new candy, which he had invented earlier that morning. Vivi was happy and took a piece. The giant Moogle was very very very happy to see all the food that he told Quina he had to get him molded pretzel. That was nice, of course. And not very expensive, sure, sure. So while Quina bounded off to get some inexpensive pretzels, the giant moogle ran around the house yelling BARD! BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD!!!!!! Then Quina came back. He gave the giant moogle the food, but it still had it's price tag. It read.....$20. Ouch. So the giant moogle sent him back to get another one with a higher moldness. Since Quina was once again gone, the giant moogle and Vivi ate all the candy...or what they thought was candy....suddenly Vivi's face exploded. The giant moogle got really scared and started to run around like a bird on drugs (or what my science teacher calls, a hybird). While he was running he was yelling BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD! (oh dear, bad sentence stucture, oh well.) During that time Quina came back and !BOOM!......the giant moogle exploded into a tiny whiny wibble moogle.
Author's Notes:
Ni! I am born of the Knights who say NI!!!!!
*skips off yelling NI*
THE GIANT MOOGLES THAT SAY BARD!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: i is soooo evil....NI NI NI!!!!
1 The Moogles that say BARD
Once upon a time A black mage [Vivi], and a moogle [the one from the race that say BARD], where walking down a road. The giant moogle was hungry so he asked to go to Quina's house. So the two went to Quina's house. After knocking VERY loudly Quina let them in to sample his new candy, which he had invented earlier that morning. Vivi was happy and took a piece. The giant Moogle was very very very happy to see all the food that he told Quina he had to get him molded pretzel. That was nice, of course. And not very expensive, sure, sure. So while Quina bounded off to get some inexpensive pretzels, the giant moogle ran around the house yelling BARD! BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD!!!!!! Then Quina came back. He gave the giant moogle the food, but it still had it's price tag. It read.....$20. Ouch. So the giant moogle sent him back to get another one with a higher moldness. Since Quina was once again gone, the giant moogle and Vivi ate all the candy...or what they thought was candy....suddenly Vivi's face exploded. The giant moogle got really scared and started to run around like a bird on drugs (or what my science teacher calls, a hybird). While he was running he was yelling BARD BARD BARD BARD BARD! (oh dear, bad sentence stucture, oh well.) During that time Quina came back and !BOOM!......the giant moogle exploded into a tiny whiny wibble moogle.
Author's Notes:
Ni! I am born of the Knights who say NI!!!!!
*skips off yelling NI*