Chapter 2: The Flat Tire
We got out of the car, to see why it stopped. "Looks like we got a flat tire." Meta Knight said. "I'll go call a repair man. Kids, stay here." Meta Knight went off to go to the repair shop to find someone that could fix our tire. During that time, I decided to work on my drawings… My terrible drawings... I drew a horse in one of the pages in my journal. It looked like Kirby would have drawn it. I draw like a two year old, for Pete's sake! Wait... Kirby is two!
So the repair man, a horse of some sort, was talking to Meta Knight for a while. It took them forever to do so, and I started to get bored. Meta Knight always tells me to write my feelings in my journal. I don't know why, but he does. There's this Princess of Some sort, Celestia, I think, that always sends me letters. I hardly write back, but the one time I did, I said:
Dear Princess Celestia,
Why do you keep writing to me? I'm just wondering. You see, I get letters from you like every week or so. I do not know why you keep sending me these crazy letters, but you do. I will tell you a little about myself. My name's Tiff, My favorite color is orange, I like to read, I suck at drawing, I play video games, I have green eyes, and my hair is a really really light brown. I have a brother, an adopted brother, and a father, that adopted us. He even adopted Kirby, my adopted brother. I know it's confusing and all, but you're a princess, ugh... too girly, and you are royal to your subjects. I don't really have any friends. Do you mind if you try to insist and ask one of your faithful students, like me, to be my buddy? If so, show them this letter and message me back.
Your so called faithful student, Tiff
That's all I sent her! Really, that's it! She sent me back:
Dear Tiff,
I am very pleased with the letter, and of course I will ask one of my faithful students to be your friend. How about Twilight Sparkle? She has everything in common with you, excepting that she can draw, and she doesn't play video games for a living. She is so sweet and is really great with other ponies. I know you're not a pony, but still. Once she'll get to know you, you two will be like two peas in a pod. Wait a minute... I got to send her a letter. See you soon!
Sincerely, Princess Celestia
Why are so many people interested in her? And DID SHE JUST CALL ME A HORSE?! Wait... never mind. She knows I am not a pony... And about this Twilight Sparkle chick... she is totally NOT my type. She must be so girly! I hate girly things. I love to read, but I am not a perfume or lipgloss person. Trust me, before I met Kine, I wore perfume only because my mother made me do so, and I got mad at her for making me wear it. AND I AM THE ONE TO BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WHO CRIED SHEEP! Ugh... Forget what I said.
Anyways, our tire is flat and we are in the middle of NO WHERE. I just want to go to our new house now. "Okay." Meta Knight said. "Our tire will be fixed in no time." "Thank goodness!" I said, running up to hug Meta Knight. "Thanks for hugging me." He said. "You're welcome." I said. But, we ended up staying there for a long time. Me and Kirby were starting to get hungry, but Tuff... not so much. He wasn't all that hungry because of the whole thing about staying outside in the cold and getting frozen... based on what HE thought. "When are we going to go?" Tuff had asked. "I don't know, but I'm hungry." I answered. "Your tire's okay." The repair man said. "OH THANK CELESTIA!" Meta Knight yelled. "We can get back on the road."
Five minutes later, we started to go on the road again, but me and Kirby were still hungry. So Meta Knight decided to stop by a restaurant, and bought us some food. "Here's your food." Meta Knight said. "Thanks!" We said, eating our dinner.
So we then again hit the road, as soon as we're done eating, and I saw a sign. It said, Welcome To Ponyville...